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Rules of Attraction Why I watched it, I liked the whole weird Tarantino connection in regards to the director, and now I realized later that even if you're connected to Tarantino, there's still a chance you can't make a good movie for poo poo.
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talkingvocoder posted:Rules of Attraction It's even worse if you consider it a spin-off of American Psycho, since the main character is Patrick Bateman's brother.
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Jun 27, 2017 11:51
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On the Mel Brooks tip, I used to think Robin Hood: Men In Tights was hilarious when I was a kid/teenager. I bought it on DVD about five or so years ago and it clearly is not. I don't know about Spaceballs though because it's been way longer since I last saw that and I probably shouldn't.
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Jun 27, 2017 11:57
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ProfessorMurder posted:It's even worse if you consider it a spin-off of American Psycho, since the main character is Patrick Bateman's brother. way to out yourself, millenial.
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Jun 27, 2017 12:07
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I watched a lot of terrible 90s movies as a kid but the two I remember rewatching most were Dinosaur and Honey, I Shrunk Ourselves. Dinosaur ought to be obvious since every boy in the 90s was on the dinosaur bandwagon. I never figured out why we only had that one Honey X Shrunk Y iteration and not any of the others. Either way I thought it was hilarious at the time. They'll always be perfect movies in my mind, right alongside Flubber, The Mummy, and The Prince of Egypt, since I haven't seen any of them since before I entered middle school Edit: oh and Antz. I watched the poo poo out of that one Antivehicular posted:I watched Tank Girl with my dad when I was 11 or 12 username checks out kalel fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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Jun 27, 2017 12:10
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. I'm honestly amazed my parents didn't drown me in the bathtub.
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Jun 27, 2017 12:14
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FizFashizzle posted:way to out yourself, millenial. I was born in 1984 and I read American Psycho before it was a movie. I'm, like, so offended right now, I can't even. I'm literally shaking.
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Jun 27, 2017 12:17
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I haven't seen it in a while, but I may have to agree with Spaceballs being a bit stale. Does everyone else fast forward through the 5 minute panning across the ship scene right at the beginning? I also used to love that Disney all stars "don't do drugs" movie. E: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_All-Stars_to_the_Rescue
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Jun 27, 2017 12:24
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FactsAreUseless posted:Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. I'm honestly amazed my parents didn't drown me in the bathtub. the antagonist was made of purple Nickelodeon slime and I feel like that eagle zord trying to imitate metro tracks would have murdered everyone on that train
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Jun 27, 2017 12:26
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Drunken Baker posted:I refuse to rewatch Robot Jox because it was so great to me as a kid and I don't want to sully it. I love Robot Jox even as an adult, it is so bad and hilarious. Every second is amazing. This movie gets two thumbs up. 
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Jun 27, 2017 12:26
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ProfessorMurder posted:I was born in 1984 and I read American Psycho before it was a movie. I'm, like, so offended right now, I can't even. I'm literally shaking. wtf i just confused true romance and rules of attraction holy poo poo i thin k i had a stroke mid post
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Jun 27, 2017 12:34
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Batman Forever and Batman & Robin
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Jun 27, 2017 12:37
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nigga crab pollock posted:for some reason we owned a dvd copy of austin powers: goldmember and my sister who was like, 8 was obsessed with it and watched it over and over again. my mom used to heavily police the media we consumed based on other people's hand-wringing but she kind of swung the other direction when she realized it was a futile effort and other people's hand wringing had prevented all of us from seeing actually good + cool things so she completely did not give a poo poo by the time this had happened. If only your mother knew that you are a goon.
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Jun 27, 2017 12:43
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HJE-Cobra posted:I love Robot Jox even as an adult, it is so bad and hilarious. Every second is amazing. Didn't someone in BYOB do a "let's watch" thread on it back in the day? And Starship Stroopers too. Both were cool and good.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:27
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Star Wars. I cannot imagine seeing it for the first time as an adult in TYOOL 2017. It's loving dire. I was really into the Pippi Longstocking movies when I was a kid, but I may have just had a boner for Pippi, if my lifelong infatuation with slightly ugly, insane redheads is any indicator.
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Jun 27, 2017 13:59
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Brain Donors. back when John Turturro was a nobody. Mel Smith was in it too. I would cry from laughing so hard, now it's just a slight chuckle here and there. *sigh* 
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Jun 27, 2017 14:18
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kevin smiths dogma. seemed so deep making fun of christianity as a teen, but when i stumbled into it on tv a few years ago it was all characters talking about how bible things weree tooootally rad and crazy piss poo poo stuff. some fourthgrader could write this stuff. "jesus is poopy"
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Jun 27, 2017 14:27
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Jaws 2. Yeah yeah Jaws 3 and 4 usually get poo poo on for being absolutely terrible movies, but Jaws 2 is usually considered 'ok'. It's really not. As a kid I loved it, thought it was just as good as the original since it had a little more violence and a cool shark death. Plus the whole teenagers stranded on boats thing was cool. But I saw it a few years back and it's actually really bad. At least 3 and 4 tried something new and went nuts with it. 2 is just a bland copy of the original, including a contrived 'is Brody losing his mind?' and I guess a little teen slasher flare. It's just so aggressively mediocre and unoriginal that it's now my least favorite of the four.
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the smb movie still owns as an adult, I just rewatched it last year the pacing is perfect, the plot is interesting for a game based on running to the right, the score is fantastic 90's action-adventure fare with stuff like joe satriani thrown in for flavor, koopa is literally trump, and daisy is jus hot as all gently caress
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facebook jihad posted:Jaws 2. Yeah yeah Jaws 3 and 4 usually get poo poo on for being absolutely terrible movies, but Jaws 2 is usually considered 'ok'. It's really not. Yup. I had loving TERRIBLE taste in my teens, just unforgivably bad. The phrase "tits like a sparrow" still sticks in my mind after all these years, though. I mean, what?
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Auritech posted:On the Mel Brooks tip, I used to think Robin Hood: Men In Tights was hilarious when I was a kid/teenager. I bought it on DVD about five or so years ago and it clearly is not. I don't know about Spaceballs though because it's been way longer since I last saw that and I probably shouldn't. Eh, I think it holds up better than most of Mel Brooks' work. There are a few cringey bits and it's nothing amazing but it's a decent enough comedy flick all told. As for the topic:  YOU GOT THE TOUCH
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Jun 27, 2017 15:13
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I'm gonna say Killer Klowns From Outer Space. I remember loving that stupid movie as a kid, then I watched it recently and it was just really boring. That awesome theme song is the only good thing about it.
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Jun 27, 2017 15:15
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Starship troopers
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Straight White Shark posted:
This film ruled as a kid because it's like you watched these transformers fight each other for however many seasons there were before the movie, and then bam, you've got the same robots killing each other in the movie. It's like going from nerf guns to high caliber rifles. The line, "I've got better things to do tonight than die," still owns.
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Jun 27, 2017 15:20
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When I was a kid I would watch this scifi movie called Screamers over and over again. The premise was some soldiers were fighting this never ending war on some fuckin sand planet and there were these robot things covered in buzzsaws called screamers that had been dropped into the sand to act as like mobile landmines, basically. Anyway, to young me this made total sense was a super awesome. Then as time went on I started doubting my memories of the movie, especially since I had never met anyone who had heard of this movie, and the premise seemed too absurd to be true. I decided I'd probably dreamed the movie up. But then lo and behold it was real, starring Peter Weller, no less. Does not hold up well on re-watch, especially the "twist" they reuse like 5 times in the movie where it turns out X character was a screamer all along. By the end something like 75% of the cast turned out to be hidden robots.
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Tomato Burger posted:I also used to love that Disney all stars "don't do drugs" movie. I was like 7 when they showed this in class and I didn't know what the gently caress drugs were so I thought the bad guy was supposed to be a cigarette, good job D.A.R.E.
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Jun 27, 2017 15:33
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Any sci-fi movie like Star Wars, Star Trek, etc. I hadn't realized none of that stuff is allowable according to the rules of physics. 
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Jukeboxblues posted:its Flapjack and a Cigarette you piece of poo poo I'm sorry I misremembered the joke from the bad Austin powers movie
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ITT goons with bad taste in movieskecske posted:mac and me I thought it was poo poo as a kid but Paul Rudd using it as a running gag on Conan more than makes up for the time I wasted watching it.
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I asked my mom to rent this movie from the video store so much, she eventually took our VCR over to my uncle's house and taped this off of his HBO (he didn't have a vcr but did have HBO) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NpZxn860M
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BMX Bandits Nicole Kidman's first film, its how 3 kids stop some bad guys doing something (I forget) with their BMX's. I had a lot of cousins and such my age, and we all raved and loved this movie. One of us would rent it, go to their house to watch it, then another would rent it again after and we would watch it at theirs.
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Jun 27, 2017 16:40
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Definitely Star Wars. Cheesy acting, non-sensical setting and a simplistic gud guys vs evil guys plot. The fact that it's such a major thing in modern popculture is a testament to lovely taste and bad sci-fi.
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Jun 27, 2017 16:45
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I used to like the movie TerrorVision as a kid. It's goddamn terrible to watch these days but I'm still in love with its title music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkzjYB8fuos
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The ending to the Digimon movie is played out by Smash Mouth. The VHS also has a 4 minute Angela Anaconda short beforehand. If you don't know what Angela Anaconda is google it with a barf bag ready.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Definitely Star Wars. Cheesy acting, non-sensical setting and a simplistic gud guys vs evil guys plot. The fact that it's such a major thing in modern popculture is a testament to lovely taste and bad sci-fi. Yeah except the score which is a brilliant masterpiece and perfectly ties all of the otherwise low budget and cheesy elements together and makes it all go.
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Nick Rivers posted:I asked my mom to rent this movie from the video store so much, she eventually took our VCR over to my uncle's house and taped this off of his HBO (he didn't have a vcr but did have HBO) Oh hell yes. My friends and I used to make sarcastic Megaforce vehicles with legos. 
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Aix posted:kevin smiths dogma. seemed so deep making fun of christianity as a teen, but when i stumbled into it on tv a few years ago it was all characters talking about how bible things weree tooootally rad and crazy piss poo poo stuff. some fourthgrader could write this stuff. "jesus is poopy" I still like Dogma, but I tried to watch Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back recently and holy poo poo it was so painfully unfunny I shut it off maybe 1/3 of the way through cause I couldn't take it anymore
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This horrible and (upon rewatching recently) pretty deeply racist film called "Baby: Secret Of The Lost Legend" which was about finding dinosaurs in the Congo This was the quality of the animatronics: 
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I never cared too much for the original Superman movies, mostly because he wasn't Batman and Spiderman and also because of all the liberties the filmmakers took, such as reversing the globe/time and ripping the S of his chest and throwing it at that guy. But I did like Superman 3 due to Richard Prior and it all being based on computers or what have you. Would watch every time it came on HBO/Showtime. Last year around when BvSDoJ came out Superman 3 was on a cable channel and I watched. Boy, was it horrible. Cheesy action, dialog, effects, you name it. I was astounded this had ever been made and I hadn't even made it out of the opening scenes.
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Mr.Tophat posted:This film ruled as a kid because it's like you watched these transformers fight each other for however many seasons there were before the movie, and then bam, you've got the same robots killing each other in the movie. It's like going from nerf guns to high caliber rifles. My first email address was bahweepgrahnahweepninibong@
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