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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Look at this face



Steve Harvey is shocked



He can't believe what's happening



his mind is blown



the world broke his brain

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Why is G Gordon Liddy now an African-American

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Family Fued just isn't the same now that the host doesn't make out with the wives and daughters of the family.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Pretty sure he's just having multiple strokes every day.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Stebe Harvey got asked so many times to sponsor poo poo it broke his brain.

http://www.dailywire.com/news/16310/you-open-my-door-expect-be-removed-steve-harveys-amanda-prestigiacomo

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Seems more like he's just tired of people invading places where he expected some shred of privacy. That article is clickbait trash.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







This letter cracked me up. All he had to say was "Hey everyone, please don't bother me before showtime. Thanks for your understanding."

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

mAlfunkti0n posted:

Seems more like he's just tired of people invading places where he expected some shred of privacy. That article is clickbait trash.

Yeah this is true, but jeez what an airhead! And I'm not talking about the candies!!! His attempts to stop people from doing this probably failed before, but he should have gotten someone else to write the letter.

This probably happens tons within the industry and there are prob even worse letters out there that never leaked.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Are those his top or bottom teeth?

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Why is G Gordon Liddy now an African-American

It worked for JFK.

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sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

This is just the general survey where they leave the question blank and tell people to just jot down whatever. :v:

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Name something associated with cream.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPipSocaUdw

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Porn is a good answer for every question

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Remember the time he got so frustrated with a black family he started singing mammy to them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSITlMwLgPU

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
What did Steve Harvey do before the Family Feud?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
He was on some....show? sitcom or someting

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Iron Crowned posted:

What did Steve Harvey do before the Family Feud?

emerge from his cocoon

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
He looks like Mr. Potato Head

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

He looks like a school principal

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
he looks like a principled school

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Oct 30, 2009

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Johnny Aztec posted:

He was on some....show? sitcom or someting

THE Steve Harvey show

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ruddiger posted:

Remember the time he got so frustrated with a black family he started singing mammy to them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSITlMwLgPU

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
BUCKET O' POO/PEE

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

What did Steve Harvey do before the Family Feud?

In addition to having his own show, Steve was the host of Showtime at the Apollo and the BET awards.

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017
Why are there so many shows starring Steve Harvey now? Who asked for this? Should have been him instead of Bernie Mac.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
isnt this dude like a misogynistic piece of poo poo? dont give a gently caress about him so wont look it up but heard it once

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

no mom very hungry posted:

It worked for JFK.


Lol

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Do it ironically posted:

isnt this dude like a misogynistic piece of poo poo? dont give a gently caress about him so wont look it up but heard it once

White Christian ladies really like him because apparently he lived in a car once

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Iron Crowned posted:

White Christian ladies really like him because apparently he lived in a car once

So did the actor who played Hollywood Montrose in Mannequin. :colbert:

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

White Christian ladies really like him because apparently he lived in a car once

was he Jewels roommate?

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Oct 30, 2009

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To save time I call him Starvey

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