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I saw 4 teenagers brawling downtown at like 1 AM and one of them apologized for quote their foolishness endquote
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 22:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:45 |
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soy posted:Saw two mid 30s somewhat fit yuppy guys fighting on the street in Santa Monica. The surprising thing was they were both slapping each other, and they looked incredibly scared and panicked but also angry. I saw two dads, 40s and in button down shirts and ties, get into a fender bender near the beach. They pulled over and started ruthlessly beating the poo poo out of each other. It owned.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 22:55 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Yes, that would own after one of em was on the ground the other hastily got into his car and drove away. A lot of people were watching, you kinda wonder how he thought he was going to get away with it
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 22:59 |
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I saw a bicyclist run over a really big snake the other day. The snake got in his spokes or something and caused him to slow-motion crash his bike. This was on a bike path in denver, the snake just kinda slithered away towards the river
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 23:01 |
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Forums related: one time jerry mumphrey got into a row with the sa support robot and it went something like this SSR: USER PERSISTS. WEAPONS ARMED AND ACTIVATED. TARGET ACQUIRED Jerry Mumphrey: Same. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 04:47 |
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One time i was playing baseball as a kid and got into a fight with the opposing pitcher. His friends on his team stepped in to jump me so I started walking away. The next thing I knew I threw the bat as hard as I could at the three of them. It flipped in the air several times and hit him square in the face. He crumpled like a ragdoll, and we all laughed at him. I had to apologize to his dad later before he went to the hospital. https://youtu.be/if27InJBtEI Video related, at about the 5:30 mark was close to what happened.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 04:54 |
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kazr posted:One time when I was a kid I was sitting on the edge of my bed looking at my hands when I noticed this hair about an inch long floating through the air. It landed on the end of my index finger end first and stuck straight up. When I went to pull it off it was like it was rooted into my finger like a regular growing hair and it actually hurt. Still have no idea what the gently caress that was
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 05:18 |
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saw a bum duke it out with another bum for bumming rights to a bum corner on bum street in downtown denver you know...that one street with all the bums
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 20:27 |
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The Skeleton King posted:Arizona, you knew halfway through this whole post was about Arizona You have my sincerest condolences. I went to Arizona a year ago and its in the top five saddest U.S. states.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 22:14 |
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gently caress off gurf
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 19:52 |
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The_end posted:While working on the ambulance my partner was driving us to a new posting position. On the way to the post we roll up on a guy who attempted to cross the Interstate but did not make it. He was spread out into all 4 lanes of traffic and the biggest piece was his right hand. too bad for him. i was driving through new mexico last month and there was this dude right outside of Albuquerque running across an 8 lane section of i25. like bro i almost killed you, how can you reasonably conceive of dodging cars at 80 mph traffic? the speed limit is like 75, youre basically playing a game of hyper-frogger.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 20:39 |
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Bubble Bobby posted:When I lived in Brooklyn there were gunshots in front of my place, broad daylight like 2 PM. A car in front of my apartment had bullet holes in the window. The cops rolled up a little while later and I was on the stoop smoking a cigarette watching them. This one lady cop was on her hands and knees looking for shell casings, she couldn't find any. She goes to her partner "what kind of gun doesn't leave shell casings?" and he shrugged, I was like, a revolver, she was like, oh right, thanks. I didn't have a ton of confidence that they would close the case. if you hadn't corrected her she would have spent the afternoon looking for a gun that fired ice bullets
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 21:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:45 |
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one time i was taking a walk in the park near the capitol building in denver and some homeless got up and shouted at two cops and tried to light himself on fire that was like a month ago or so. i left before he went full enfield, but he dead i think
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 21:29 |