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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Turdo posted:

Driving a one lane country road in the middle of the night during hunting season I came across a deer that had been shot but not killed. It's back legs were paralyzed from being shot in the spine and the miserable thing kept collapsing while trying to stand with its front legs. I wasn't able to get around it so I had to sit there and watch it drag itself across the road with its front hooves, which took at least five minutes. It was frothing from exhaustion and I could hear it panting and scraping, creepy as gently caress all around. Only time I ever wished I had a gun on me, so that I could've put it down. There's a 100% chance it was eaten alive by coyotes.

just kill it with a rock like a man you huge pussy

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat
i was driving to a bar once when a woman stepped out into the highway. the car in front of me swerved to avoid her, hitting the car in the next lane, but still clipped her. she flew in the air for a second, then hit the ground head-first and slid backwards on the back of her skull, leaving a long trail of blood.

i got out and went over but she was very obviously very dead. her body was twisted horribly and her skull was pudding. she was wearing - you know those thin clear plastic gloves you wear in food service sometimes? those - and skeletally thin. it was a suicide, and she was on heroin.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Why the gloves

i have no idea. it was surreal

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat
PYF death

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