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M.C. McMic
Nov 8, 2008

The Weight room
Is your friend

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Saturday night, I got home at 5 AM. No sooner than I hope out my car than do I see a 6 foot something black guy, butt rear end naked screaming at the sky while holding his junk as he was walking north, just screaming at the sky.

E: This is an NYC story.

I was walking through downtown Seattle once, looked up a cross street and noticed a very tall and completely naked black guy standing there in a small portico, swaying back and forth. I immediately thought, "PCP." This guy suddenly locks eyes with me and takes off, sprinting directly at me... briefly. As he got about halfway to me, he suddenly veered off, clipped a car, smashed the side-view mirror to pieces and fell to the ground. Then he started rolling around in wet leaves, cigarette butts and whatever other filth/trash was on the ground like he was frolicking in the snow or something.

Up to that point, I swear it was like this guy was invisible and I was the only one who noticed him, despite the fact that there was a ton of foot traffic (on a Monday night during rush hour with a Seahawks game that evening).

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