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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I was downtown and i saw this really intense, skinny, kinda grubby looking guy stalking a group of pigeons. He was hunched over and creeping up slowly on them like, and the pigeons just kept the pace ahead of him walking quickly and keeping their distance. Without any warning he charged into the group of pigeons and they panicked. They flew in every direction simultaneously.

The man did a sort of scissor kick into the fray and landed on all fours with his back to the ground. He had caught a pigeon with the kick and it was skittering around on the pavement shrieking. It was all hosed up. The man walked up to it and calmly grabbed it. He whispered something into the pigeons ear which i could not hear on account of the distance between us then he held it above his head by its wings and tore the pigeon into two pieces.

One wing ripped off while the other remained attached to its body and as the pigeon lay dying the man lit a cigarette and walked off down the street

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jun 28, 2017

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sue Eastside posted:

Saw my first real crazy on a vacation to LA. Well before cellphones I watched a lady get into a violent argument with the air on that street with the stars on the sidewalk.

This is the most quaint thing

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

B. Birdsworth posted:

The body of a man who chainsawed his own head off two days prior.

A dog (Great Dane) getting decapitated by a pickup truck that was passing me on the interstate.

That is some hosed up poo poo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

symbolic posted:

Was hiking with my Boy Scout troop when I was 15 or so and we found a doll head and deer skull nailed to a tree right off the path, with some smaller animal's spine and a couple hubcaps on the ground below it. Presumably some creepy cult poo poo.

99% chance it was stoned teenagers trying to be creepy as gently caress with what they found around them

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