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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Here's a couple fun things I've seen.

I've seen a guy so desperate to get high that he let me dislocate his shoulder in the parking lot of an E.R.

Ive seen a kid get hit by a car with such force that he got knocked out of his shoes. Just a pair of shoes in front of a car where once there was a boy. (He lived)

I've seen a man cough up his liver and die on the side of the highway, he was my uncle.

I've seen a man hanging by a rope in his garage. I had to cut him down, he was my other uncle. Later I saw his dead body kept running by machines in a hospital.

I was loitering in front a 7-11 once and a homeless man ran up to me and asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I said sure and he proceeded to wave his hands in front of his face while mumbling some nonsense and then turned heel and ran full speed out of sight. He made himself disappear.

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