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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I saw vultures eating the neighbor's dead pug. No idea how it died.

Ive seen a hawk carry off a baby bird that had wandered from its nest (the nest was above the neighbor's front door).

I've seen scorpions in my shoes. Silly little fellas.

I've seen coyotes knocking over trash cans.

I've found a bunch of bird bones. Bird skulls are pretty rad.

I've seen a rattlesnake hiding in the bushes in the neighbor's yard. I didn't tell them because I was worried that they'd hurt the snake and that snake was rad as hell.

I've seen vultures eating a dead cow or something on the side of the interstate out in Yuma.

I've seen vultures eating a lot of things, actually.

I hate living in Arizona but sometimes you get to see some cool things if you live in the places where they didn't build a bunch of suburbs.

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

You have my sincerest condolences. I went to Arizona a year ago and its in the top five saddest U.S. states.

It's a neat place, not to live in though. When your going northeast from phoenix to showlow there's a bunch of mountains covered in saguaro cactuses. At sunset it looks like the roads are surrounded by tall people with their arms in the air.

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