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Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Watched a juggalette make out with her aunt and uncle in a bar on her 21st birthday. They got to 2nd base (or whatever base is motorboating uncovered breasts and hands down pants)

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Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

That thing where a short guy tries to fight a tall guy but the tall guy just puts his hand on the short guy's head and the short guy's throwing punches but they can't reach.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Driving a one lane country road in the middle of the night during hunting season I came across a deer that had been shot but not killed. It's back legs were paralyzed from being shot in the spine and the miserable thing kept collapsing while trying to stand with its front legs. I wasn't able to get around it so I had to sit there and watch it drag itself across the road with its front hooves, which took at least five minutes. It was frothing from exhaustion and I could hear it panting and scraping, creepy as gently caress all around. Only time I ever wished I had a gun on me, so that I could've put it down. There's a 100% chance it was eaten alive by coyotes.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

chernobyl kinsman posted:

just kill it with a rock like a man you huge pussy

There was only gravel around and I wasn't going to invest that much time into the situation.

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