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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
In New York City, Times Square, in the late 70s (when it was still pretty nasty) around 2 in the morning. This dude walking down the sidewalk stops, steps between two parked cars, drops his pants, squats and takes a dump. Then he wipes his rear end with his shirt tail, pulls up his pants and walks away.

About five years later, I'm working as an armored car courier, and we have a stop on the same street. I'm sitting in the cab waiting for my partner when a car alarm goes off across the street. Nobody pays any attention for about five minutes. A female NYPD officer walks up, takes her nightstick and smashes the driver's side window and opens the car door. Reaches in and pops the hood, walks around and pulls some wires from under the hood, and the alarm stops. She closes the hood, writes a ticket and places it on the windshield, and walks away.

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