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landgrabber
Sep 13, 2015

one time i went in to a gas station to get a drink and as i was coming back from the cooler i hear this nerdy dude say to his friend "soar high like the sun, icarus" in the most monotone way possible. never forgot it for some reason.

also once when i was 9 i was running down the sidewalk with my arms up in the air, hitting the tree branches. i felt something strange and then noticed there was a weird greenish white fizzy liquid on my hands. always assumed it was birdpiss

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landgrabber
Sep 13, 2015

i was in the car with my brother once and he just goes "watch, that person's about to make a mistake" and they accidentally hit someone causing them to swerve up in to the flowerbeds of a building about 13 feet away.

the most interesting thing was that the wrecker dgaf and kept driving until the cops showed up a minute or two later

landgrabber
Sep 13, 2015

about a month or two ago i was walking back from the car to the office and i heard a huge bang. i looked from whers it came from but didn't ses anything.

when i got inside i had the compulsion to tell someone "for some reason i heard a huge bang and thought it was a wreck but it wasn't."

a few minutes later she looks out the window and goes "that actually was a wreck."

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