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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > random shit you witnessed
 
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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My sophomore year of high school I got to watch our 3-story library building burn to the ground sending up thousands of pages of burning literature, some traveling as far as the city borders. As a teenager with a hate for all things that even seemed authority oriented I was jazzed to watch that fucker burn.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Short, chubby, old and naked. Riding a bicycle through a neighborhood. Gave zero fucks whatsoever about everyone stopping and looking at him.

I envy that squat little man

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Skeleton King posted:

I saw vultures eating the neighbor's dead pug. No idea how it died.

Ive seen a hawk carry off a baby bird that had wandered from its nest (the nest was above the neighbor's front door).

I've seen scorpions in my shoes. Silly little fellas.

I've seen coyotes knocking over trash cans.

I've found a bunch of bird bones. Bird skulls are pretty rad.

I've seen a rattlesnake hiding in the bushes in the neighbor's yard. I didn't tell them because I was worried that they'd hurt the snake and that snake was rad as hell.

I've seen vultures eating a dead cow or something on the side of the interstate out in Yuma.

I've seen vultures eating a lot of things, actually.

I hate living in Arizona but sometimes you get to see some cool things if you live in the places where they didn't build a bunch of suburbs.

If we can do animals:

I just recently was out in the woods. I came around a corner and lo and behold there was a freakin' wildcat in front of me. I clapped my hands really loud and started yelling non-sense noises at it and it ran away. Kinda got my blood pumpin'.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

naem posted:

This reminds me, for a couple of years now someone has been skinning squirrels from the park and leaving the skins displayed neatly along my street. Like, it's a little bearskin rug with the head still on only it's s squirrel

Have a lot of prostitutes gone missing lately?

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