moose face posted:

I was downtown and i saw this really intense, skinny, kinda grubby looking guy stalking a group of pigeons. He was hunched over and creeping up slowly on them like, and the pigeons just kept the pace ahead of him walking quickly and keeping their distance. Without any warning he charged into the group of pigeons and they panicked. They flew in every direction simultaneously.

The man did a sort of scissor kick into the fray and landed on all fours with his back to the ground. He had caught a pigeon with the kick and it was skittering around on the pavement shrieking. It was all hosed up. The man walked up to it and calmly grabbed it. He whispered something into the pigeons ear which i could not hear on account of the distance between us then he held it above his head by its wings and tore the pigeon into two pieces.

One wing ripped off while the other remained attached to its body and as the pigeon lay dying the man lit a cigarette and walked off down the street