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Captain Windex
Apr 10, 2005
It'll clean anything.
Pillbug
About 10 years ago I was walking home across campus from my college job when I came across a small gathering of students in the visitor parking lot outside of one of the dorms. In the middle of this group of onlookers was a guy lying on his side in the fetal position slowly rocking back and forth while completely naked. He was sucking the thumb of his left hand while 4 fingers of his right were busy jackhammering away at his rear end in a top hat with impressive ferocity. This had apparently been going on for 10 or so minutes before I got there and it was another 10 before an ambulance and EMTs showed up to cart him away. A few hundred people probably saw this since it was a high traffic area but I checked the student and local papers for the next few days and never found mention of the incident.

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