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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
The other night I was in a line at a gas station. It was long because they were changing shifts or something and there were two guys behind me in line, each of them holding a couple 12 packs of cheap beer and both seemed a bit drunk already. One guy looks at the other and in a half drunk too loud and too friendly way says "Hey you look really familiar, aren't you so-and-so's friend?" and the other dude is looking at his feet and mumbles "No". The first guy drops it for a second and asks if he knows him from a party, or did they use to work together, and on and on. He's being all jovial and friendly, and the second guy acting more and uncomfortable. Finally the second guy meets his eye and looks really sad and half shouts, "Fine Goddammit. It's AA. We go to the same AA meetings!"

Then in a moment of beauty the pushy guy smiles really wide, taps one of his 12 packs against the other guys, and says "Yeah, That's it! CHEERS!"

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