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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

That Robot posted:

but how can you follow what already happened? :agesilaus:
i find it even easier to follow now than back then. you must be really dumb if you cant follow it

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Smythe posted:

sum1 post the vid of the snake charmer guys who hypnotize their enemies and destroy them. thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRS3h9hbsxM

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I loving love wrestling.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPpXOJylhrQ

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

gary oldmans diary posted:

i find it even easier to follow now than back then. you must be really dumb if you cant follow it

I can follow it

Wasn't trying to mess with you

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lmao

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Would ric flair be a top or bottom. The woooooo really works for either imho.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

That Robot posted:

I can follow it

Wasn't trying to mess with you
dont tell me what happens im up to 1991

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

Would ric flair be a top or bottom. The woooooo really works for either imho.

Ric Flair is whatever he wants to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjW9UXoKU2s

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

naem
May 29, 2011

Might as well call himself "personality guy"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'm 99.999% positive that Ashley Shaffer is based off of Ric Flair

Ashley:



Ric:

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

I used to watch wrestling, my dad once said something about Randy Flair. I shake with rage just thinking about it. Randy Flair? :wtc:

Told my dad to pull his head out of his rear end. It's RIC Flair. #SMDH

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
My favorite thing about wrestling is that people make win probability charts based on matches that had a predetermined outcome. Like it should be a flat line at 100% for the winner but instead they pretend the moves and poo poo matter lol.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Woooooooo!

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer


Going to small wrestling events is a legit good time, don't be a fun-hater OP.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
My goon bf looks like Ric Flair. I should ask him to woo

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Anyone else jerk it a lot to Sable and Debra McMichael? Oh, me neither.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Zahgaegun posted:



Going to small wrestling events is a legit good time, don't be a fun-hater OP.

Bayley owns. Wrestling owns, op. There's a reason like every modern culture enjoys this poo poo.

As much poo poo as I will always talk about Canada, Bret Hart was my childhood hero and is still a rad dude.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

how does asuka keep that mask on her face during her entrance? its like a magic trick

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct7IWkiiWgA
WOO!

Video title: Joey Ryan Eliminates 11 Wrestlers with his penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deKzmbC6OeI

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
wrestling is cool and good OP. i like to imagine the vast majority of Roman gladiator shows were closer to professional wrestling than MMA, with all the nutty names and costumes you see in the art

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

how does asuka keep that mask on her face during her entrance? its like a magic trick

I can only assume that it's magic.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

this promo should be recognized as one of the greatest pieces of art conceived in americas short history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3jW_0jnzc

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
What's wrong with wrestling?

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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Whole lotta wrestling fans defending their stupid childish hobby itt

I'm one of them. Wrestling when done right is great fun and entertainment.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Anyone who didn't watch Okada/Omega at Wrestlekingdom and spend the entire match spontaneously ejaculating with pure artistic joy until your exhausted body was doing nothing but shuddering and pushing out dusty ghostloads is frankly not a real man.

Dat toprope full Nelson suplex tho.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
I was young enough to believe wrestling was real when I was a kid, and that was back when like the ultimate warrior was puking due to the voodoo curse of papa shango, so it really hosed with my development probably

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Secular Humanist posted:

I was young enough to believe wrestling was real when I was a kid, and that was back when like the ultimate warrior was puking due to the voodoo curse of papa shango, so it really hosed with my development probably

I remember Wrestlmania '93 or something (so I would've been like 8 or 9) and the loser was gonna get put in a cage/cell and beaten to death by the cop wrestler and the next day in the playground me and my mates were like "holy poo poo i can't believe they killed that guy live on tv" we were loving stupid as heck tbh and i should clarify that, like anybody who's only marginally developmentally disabled, i stopped watching wrasslin when i was like 11 or 12

WCW > WWF

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The undertaker retired this year after nearly 30 years in the WWF.

They had him lose his last match to the least popular high-profile wrestler in the company.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
wrestling is all hokey caricatures

and that's why i love it

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)


I do love that Bayley is supposed to be female John Cena insofar as she is marketed at younger kids watching wrestling but she also happens to be a thicc af smoking hot latina.

Must be so many confused dads when they bring their kids to the live events.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Oh, there's a lot of confused men at live wrestling shows, for sure

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I dont follow current wrestling, but from what I hear the WWE's blind push for Roman Reigns is going to tank the company

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Drunk Nerds posted:

I dont follow current wrestling, but from what I hear the WWE's blind push for Roman Reigns is going to tank the company

nah the big dogs carrying the company on his shameful back and he says the only people who hate him are basement dwelling virgins

FreeWifi!!
Oct 11, 2013

Okay, that's true. Good point, Marquess. Point for you. But you get a point taken away for being a dick. So, back to zero.
Whatever happened to Sgt. Slaughter?

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

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