facebook jihad posted:

Your informed posts show how little I keep up with it today. If they are doing a good job with him that's awesome. Hopefully he owns the poo poo out of Roman Reigns

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I was trying to go to sleep a few minutes ago and for some reason the enormity of these events finally hit me and I couldn't stop crying. I have no real life friends who give a poo poo about professional wrestling, so this is basically the only place I have to express these feelings, but I really feel the need to express them.

I would like this thread to be about our personal feelings about the death of Chris Benoit, and how it has personally affected us. Just TV-IVing about the details as they come in, or wondering about the WWE's future, and all of that bullshit has no place here. I need to write about my feelings about Chris Benoit. Obviously these posts will be mocked elsewhere on the forums, but gently caress em. If you feel the need to say anything, say it.

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Chris Benoit is a murderer. He killed his wife and child. We will probably never know exactly what he was thinking. Obviously I did not know Chris Benoit. I never saw him in person and never spoke to him. But he represented something very special to me. In such a cut-throat, dirty, dark, often disgusting, business he was one of the good ones. When people talked poo poo about wrestling and the bastards involved in it, you could always muffin out Chris Benoit as the exception to the rule. He was the one you could muffin to as a true professional who honored the sport he loved, who was passionate about it, who proved that you could dedicate your life to professional wrestling without being insane or scum or a monster. He was the ace in the hole. He was the one who wasn't in it for the pussy or because he was a failed jock in another sport or because he wanted to get rich quick or because he wanted to be a movie star or because he saw wrestling as a means to an end. He was in it for professional wrestling. He was dedicated to being the best professional wrestler he could be, and it showed in the ring.

I wanted to be a professional wrestler since I was a little kid, and one of the very worst moments of my life was a cold night in San Antonio when I was on the phone to my girlfriend a thousand miles away and finally admitted to myself and to her that coming to Texas to be a wrestler had been a mistake. Coming to grips that I was simply not athletically or charismatically talented enough to be a professional wrestler was one of the worst moments of my life. The business glorifies the boyhood dreams that come true. My boyhood dream wasn't going to come true, and it was an upsetting, soul-crushing revelation that upsets and discourages me to this day.

Since then I lived vicariously through Chris Benoit in a lot of ways. He wasn't a man who was destined to be a WWE champion. He couldn't talk. He wasn't charismatic in the usual way. He was quiet. He was short. The only thing he had going for him was his work ethic. He wasn't a third generation wrestler. He wasn't physically gifted. He wasn't someone who had words come easy to him. But through sheer effort he was able to become one of the greatest professional wrestlers in history. By 40 years-old.

Chris Benoit was only forty, and he was already a legend on the verge of myth. That's how talented he was, and how respected.

I cannot reconcile in my mind that the man who unnecessarily gave back so much to the sport could end his life the way he did. I can't understand how a man could spend weeks and months trying to give back to younger guys like MVP, putting forth the care and effort to help them find their voice in the ring, and that that same man could strangle his wife and child only weeks later. It doesn't make sense. It shouldn't have happened this way. Not for him, not for Nancy, and not for their child.

Chris Benoit owed me nothing. But I still feel the loss. I selfishly lived through many of his accomplishments and now feel lost. I can only speak for myself, but I feel that for a lot of us Mondays and Fridays are rocks of stability in a storm of stress and uncertainty. Every week the show goes on. Every week the show is from somewhere new, somewhere in the world, but every week it comes into our homes.


And that will continue. But Chris Benoit is dead. And he died a murderer. And whether it be insanity, drugs, or just the actions of a clear-eyed monster, what is done is done. And one of the pillars for the guys backstage and one of the pillars for fans is gone. And everything that pillar held up is tainted and dripping with blood.

Chris Benoit was a murderer. And I don't know how to accept that.

Guy Mann posted:

I really can't wait for Vince McMahon to die because I don't give a poo poo about the actual wrasslin' but the business side of WWE is goddam fascinating but we're not going to be able to get the real dirt until he's dead. The fact that despite being such a huge business with such strict exclusivity/non-compete clauses he makes all the wrestlers declare themselves independent contractors that don't get health insurance, have to file their own taxes in every state, and even provide their own transportation is so amazingly petty and is also a big part of why so many wrestlers die young and/or go crazy. Like, even a corrupt meat grinder like the NFL at least gives you a pension.

Schweinhund posted:

Just a little life advice. If you're not a little kid and still follow wrestling, you should keep that a secret, or anyone who finds out will instantly lose all respect for you. Here's a trick you can use: If you're watching wrestling on TV and someone walks in on you, you can say "Oh I was just admiring the muscular bodies of those sweaty near naked men" then change the channel and make a comment about how dumb wrestling is. Anyone else have any tips?

Detective No. 27 posted:

That Robot posted:

hey op, protip:

women's wrestling is cool

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

The best wrestlemania was X8. Stacked card, everyone wasn't over the hill. After that everyone got too old and now it's all no name losers and not worth watching.

facebook jihad posted:

Ric Flair owns

facebook jihad posted:

Ric Flair owns

Aesop Poprock posted:

Charlotte Flair also does this which is pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUIvUuFROpo

satanic splash-back posted:

I used to think hulk hogan was cool.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I refuse to let this thread die with the Rabid Wolverine as the final chapter. We should be talking about the man who's better than the best, OH YEAH! I get the feeling Randy Savage was on acid for every one of his promos, but he still fuckin' rules.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OWqcqaNCIc

"It happened so fast, ya can't even talk about it!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOPBw41LR8s

"I think I'm more SPUNKY THAN I USED TO BE! A lotta people say do somethin', even if it's wrong, or even if it's right, but stay spunky! Yeah! Uh-huh!"

Bogus Adventure posted:

Ric Flair's daughter wrestles now.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Randy Savage was on cocaine for every one of his promos

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Which was the one that murdered his entire family then ate a bullet afterwards?

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Which was the one that murdered his entire family then ate a bullet afterwards?

Bogus Adventure posted:

Let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhSYpczLVzY

YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE CREAM OF THE CROP!

PathAsc posted:

He really is the best. I can't believe you didn't throw this in though:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2bJOFIdJQ

flashy_mcflash posted: