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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
2 girls no cup

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berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
why did i watch this?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
5:26 "a lot of energy to explode the way shes doin"

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
There's easier ways to get a brown belt

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Your Gay Uncle posted:

There's easier ways to get a brown belt

I disagree. It can take years to get a brown belt in BJJ.

Next time I go to BJJ I'm just gonna poo poo all over the floor and roll around in it. Then I'll get my drat brown belt. and never be allowed back again

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
phew they finally found a way to make fights between two people weaker than a slightly athletic average man more entertaining

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Zo posted:

phew they finally found a way to make fights between two people weaker than a slightly athletic average man more entertaining

GBS hates pooping women

edit: wait I doubt that since it's a probably fetish thing

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jun 28, 2017

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
Had this happen to a guy on my high school's wrestling team. Took so many laxatives that he poo poo himself during the match. He was subsequently ridiculed so badly that he transferred schools.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Thank you,

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I may be out of the loop but are all MMA fighters required to wear dreads?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jabberlock posted:

I may be out of the loop but are all MMA fighters required to wear dreads?

Those are cornrows u failtard

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i was surprised no one seemed to care at all about the poop. there must be a precedent for poop

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/EFDGWxEdf6Q

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pitdragon posted:

i was surprised no one seemed to care at all about the poop. there must be a precedent for poop

No one ever tells you about how much farting there is in grappling. It's all part of learning the sport.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Pitdragon posted:

i was surprised no one seemed to care at all about the poop. there must be a precedent for poop
ufc fans are gentlemen

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Literally getting the poo poo beat out of her

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I want that kickass shirt that says sickos on it. That's so me.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
This is by far, hands-down, the seventh or eighth nastiest thing I've ever seen on this forum.

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Feb 11, 2007

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EvilJoven posted:

You'd think that a sport where events often end with one of the participants being unconscious would include more people pooping themselves.

"5 UFC Fighters Who Pooped Their Pants During a Fight" ... going by the related videos, it happens a lot.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Rookie move. A pro would've poo poo their pants prefight and used it to their advantage. Unleashed the secret weapon after it'd have made any impact on her chances.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

D-d-diarhea

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
is making GBS threads on the mat not against the rules?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
A noble sport.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Krycek posted:

Had this happen to a guy on my high school's wrestling team. Took so many laxatives that he poo poo himself during the match. He was subsequently ridiculed so badly that he transferred schools.

Sounds like an oil check struck gold

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

I think I remember that guy. He was billed as "The World's Hungriest Butt".

Mods, please rename me to "The World's Hungriest Butt"

naem
May 29, 2011


a sweet science

The Ranger
Apr 7, 2004

One of these days, I'm going to snap and kill that fucking bear.

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Sounds like an oil check struck gold

Is this how you check an opponent's oil?

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Solice Kirsk posted:

Brownd floor.

In mma this is called ground and brownd

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
UFC Fighter Poops Herself While Getting Choked Out Then gently caress

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Minimalist Program posted:

UFC Fighter Poops Herself While Getting Choked Out Then gently caress

we're not gonna fund your lovely brazilian-made ufc.avi

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

The White Dragon posted:

we're not gonna fund your lovely brazilian-made ufc.avi

Well don't be too hasty now.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Both poo-sex and MMA is big in Brazil

coincidence?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I thought "I probably should finish these tacos before I watch this", and I probably should have.


Hindsight is 20/20.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I watched this while making GBS threads and felt extremely superior on account of my ability to poop at the appropriate time and location.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
drat those tubular blue hair look like trashy garbage

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

A lot of female fighters get the cornrows because they dont want their hair getting in the way as they are choking the poo out of their opponents

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Yeah it's pretty common. Some dudes do it too if they have long hair.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Looks like voluntary unemployment to me

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
all she did was post to this thread?

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I guess that was the best case scenario. A six minute video where a MMA fighter shits herself at the end of the bout is pretty bad but a six minute video where a MMA fighter shits herself somewhere in the middle or towards the start and then has to continue for several long minutes under the glare of the cameras and the crowd with poo poo running down her legs and the commentators cracking jokes would have been even more humiliating.

Unless it was a deliberate tactical move I guess, like those birds that poo poo on predators in order to drive them away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdrl__ggV9k

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