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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/world/europe/emmanuel-macron-trump-bastille-day-syria-chemical-weapons.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Macron and Trump sitting in a tree

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Macron looks like the type of person that jerks it to that picture of himself in that jeep.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

What's going on with all these African interventions that France is involved in? I assume they are protecting some business interests/resource extractions?

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

no regionalist group in the assembly :negative:

the dream is dead

What are the corsican's demands anyway? Do they want independence? To be part of Italy?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Corsica, paying for things ?

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

What's going on with all these African interventions that France is involved in? I assume they are protecting some business interests/resource extractions?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_colonial_empire

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Dommolus Magnus posted:

What are the corsican's demands anyway? Do they want independence? To be part of Italy?

some want autonomy, kind of like tahiti or new caledonia, others outright independence. both movements have united recently and have been gaining elections on the island.


also trumpy said yes

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/880075784362352640

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Belgium and the UK had extensive African colonial empires too, but none of them are running a shitton of military bases all over the place and getting involved in wars all the time.(I mean outside of UN missions)

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

What's going on with all these African interventions that France is involved in? I assume they are protecting some business interests/resource extractions?

Meet Françafrique, France last shot at maintaining the delusion that it was still an empire, even if it meant having to rearm the fleeing Hutu génocidaires in Rwanda.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bulbo posted:

She has!
She's been given a sinecure created by Sarko for Rocard "ambassadrice chargée des pôles arctique et antarctique", aka ambassador to penguins.

Oh hey I found a useful thing to cut!

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

This thread needs more Dutronc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ADZYCUkDA

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


unwantedplatypus posted:

And here I was thinking that the French were all effete wine-drinking socialists.

they're fascists who worship the state and the catholic church, actually

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
So who's up to welcome Trump like he deserves to be?

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Kassad posted:

So who's up to welcome Trump like he deserves to be?

Exactly my thought. I hope there is a loving RIOT.

we could have both the left AND the nationalists in the streets at the same time

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


so wait, macron thinks it's a good idea for him to suck trump's dick?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Condiv posted:

so wait, macron thinks it's a good idea for him to suck trump's dick?

who knows, no elections until 2019* so I don't think he cares

maybe it has to do with syria or some such



*senators dont count f u

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm sure Macron has another brutal own lined up for Trump and he is saving it for when the whole country will be watching. My money is on a nipple cripple or Chinese burns.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the old spicy key chain

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Kurtofan posted:

*senators dont count f u

Turns out that senators do count!
They're being instrumental in emptying the "law to moralize public life" of its substance!

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


No it's not a joke we are literally passing a law called "Moralisation de la vie publique".

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Flowers For Algeria posted:

No it's not a joke we are literally passing a law called "Moralisation de la vie publique".

:wtc: what is this law actually supposed to do, because it sounds like something bavarian bible thumpers would think up

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It's supposed to fight against conflicts of interests and stuff like that. Hence:

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Turns out that senators do count!
They're being instrumental in emptying the "law to moralize public life" of its substance!

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
What's the ETA of Le Pen coming out of her dumpster and trying to hump Trump's leg as soon as he steps into Paris?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Any suggestions on (nonfiction) books about the Third Republic and its society/politics/economy, particularly on popular nationalism/revanchism and its role in starting WW1?

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

blowfish posted:

:wtc: what is this law actually supposed to do, because it sounds like something bavarian bible thumpers would think up

That was my immediate reaction, too. What is the french equivalent of Bavaria, anyway?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Dommolus Magnus posted:

That was my immediate reaction, too. What is the french equivalent of Bavaria, anyway?

alsace

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kassad posted:

It's supposed to fight against conflicts of interests and stuff like that. Hence:
My favorite part is it forbid you to hire your family if you are mp but not the family of another mp so you can just hire your buddy family while your mp buddies hire your family.

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



Dommolus Magnus posted:

That was my immediate reaction, too. What is the french equivalent of Bavaria, anyway?
In terms of catholicism, probably Vendée.

I don't think so :confused: Bavaria has good beers, good cars and good football; Alsace only has the first, possibly the second (thx Bugatti), but certainly not the third.

Bourricot fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jun 29, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bourricot posted:

In terms of catholicism, probably Vendée.

I don't think so :confused: Bavaria has good beers, good cars and good football; Alsace only has the first, possibly the second (thx Bugatti), but certainly not the third.

oh yeah that's probably more accurate

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Flowers For Algeria posted:

One grumpy remark upon seeing the flag in the middle of the floor of the Assemblée Nationale is not really "a poo poo fit".

Eh, fair enough. The article posted back then included he claimed it was a violation of laicité because the yellow stars on blue is apparently used in specific religious paintings? Or something? And it seemed like a genuine crazyman argument but he could just have been taking the piss.


You take that back!


Crabtree posted:

What's the ETA of Le Pen coming out of her dumpster and trying to hump Trump's leg as soon as he steps into Paris?

Speaking of, what has Le Pen been doing in the meantime? Sulking around? Or does she still poo poo up the public debate?

Bulbo
Nov 4, 2012

Deltasquid posted:

Speaking of, what has Le Pen been doing in the meantime? Sulking around? Or does she still poo poo up the public debate?

She's been elected to the Assemblée Nationale, but her group there is so small (8 members) that she can't get a commission presidency.

It's been pretty quiet on the faf front, except for the melodrama when daddy Le Pen showed up for a meeting of the party's directorate only to find the doors literarlly chained up to prevent his entrance.

:feelsgood:

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
Hahaha. Okay, good. I hope she gets to sit the next years out in the shadows and keeps upsetting her dad.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
nah i hope her dad keeps upsetting her and her toadies

Llyd
Oct 9, 2012
Thanks for a good OP.
As an "expat" in Belgium, the europol thread has been a good source during the election, here's to more of that.

Deltasquid posted:

Hahaha. Okay, good. I hope she gets to sit the next years out in the shadows and keeps upsetting her dad.

Yeah, she's back in her box for 5 more years.
She'll be on the front page from time to time, when she comes up with something outrageous enough, or when an FN mayor does something stupid again.
Or you know, if she gets convicted for her EU shenanigans...

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
She might get in a shouting match with Mélenchon now that they're both in the Assemblée.

Llyd
Oct 9, 2012
It might be the only way for both of them to exist politically for 5 years, a good case of mutually assured publicity.
Meluche has already started with the "say stupid poo poo to get some attention" plan anyway.

Can we get the guys from Fiscal Kombat to make a new game ?
Call it Assemblée Fighters Vth Republic, you can chose between all minority leaders to fight to the death in front of journalists.
In the background, a horde a faceless suits are busy burning union leaders at the stake using copies of the Code du travail as kindling.

Llyd fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Jun 29, 2017

Bulbo
Nov 4, 2012
Here's the picture French goons will have to endure in every public building for the next five years:

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/880374825784619008

At least he doesn't look lost in the Elysée's gardens.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bulbo posted:

Here's the picture French goons will have to endure in every public building for the next five years:

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/880374825784619008

At least he doesn't look lost in the Elysée's gardens.

two rings

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The half clock in the back is super distracting.

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

two rings
Yeah the double underwood.

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