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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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sarkomania was real

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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lost in postation posted:

Turns out welcoming anybody with a heartbeat into the big liberal tent was a mistake, who woulda thunk it.

He literally says that he couldn't do his job because he was tired after giving judo lessons; how is this not a Gorafi article

maybe he should think of becoming a judo teacher fulltime, leaving the mp job to someone else

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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lol i knew macron was going to be bad, but didnt expect him to be this bad

my grandparents seem to think hes doing a good job though, because he had a nice bastille day parade or something

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Manu le rouge

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the economist has a stiffy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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unpacked robinhood posted:

Yeah we're getting the Olympics in 2024 guys :france:

So proud to enable this monument of waste and corruption in the name of mandatory entertainment for retard gently caress morons.
Thanks Macron, thanks Hidalgo and every cock gobler who made this happen. Can't wait to not be in Paris when the Coke-Budweiser clown circus gets in town.

It's 2017 and we managed to be more retarded than the US.

the us gets it in 2028 so really we're both retarded, just with some advance

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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gérard collomb has a lot of terrible ideas

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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great that crazies ape terrorists now

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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cool, cool

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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what a reeeeetarrrrd

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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HookShot posted:

I'm phone posting so someone else will have to post it but America is not happy with Hedbo today lol

to be fair it's a really bad take

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Emmernuel

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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there are seven continents jean luc ffs

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Oct 13, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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also we don't have colonies territories in asia anymore

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cat Mattress posted:

Speaking of sexual assault, more on Ramadan:

https://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/french-official-knew-of-tariq-ramadan-s-violent-sexual-encounters-but-failed-to-act-1.672183


"I knew he violently forced women to undress for him, but I would never have imagined he could be a rapist!"

loving hell

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Flowers For Algeria posted:

Turns out it was the usual suspect: Dassault, who helped his very rich clients avoid paying VAT on his multi-million private jets.

well that's just boring, still :thermidor:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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suckers

i don't think jupiter need them anymore, he can probably find hundreds of self serving sycophants to replace them with

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Kassad posted:

Valls update: still a raging rear end in a top hat

https://twitter.com/PaulAveline/status/930731935692967936

hes running

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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les pieds nickelés are good french patriots who valiantly defended their country against the boche during ww1

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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a que coucou

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i certainly didn't pay for it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Enfin

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Salut les aminches

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Fil résistant à la langue mondialisée

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Soviet Commubot posted:

So do you think Simeoni and Puidgemont will end up in some wacky sitcom roommate scenario in Belgium?



Beautiful

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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julian assflange posted:

*In crematorium voice* “Allumez le feu”

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the second worst thing to happen in the brussels metro in recent times

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Un moustachu qui fait rimer nouille avec couille

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Toplowtech posted:

Plein de brave gens dans ce fil.

Its from Podium, un classique

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Kassad posted:

Today in idiotic dogwhistles: "People from Seine-Saint Denis didn't turn up to Johnny's funeral!" (guess the implied skin colors). Started by that shitlord Finkielkraut, because of course.

https://twitter.com/leLab_E1/status/940146643013439488

Im from seine st denis and didnt give a poo poo about his funeral either

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Je suis blanc comme une merde de laitier.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Mouais, elle est morte dans la file d'attente, avant de consommer donc, c'est pas le Whopper qui a eu raison d'elle.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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lost in postation posted:

Elle n'a rien manqué, BK c'est dégueu (même comparé à d'autres chaînes de hambourgeois)

Non non non non non

le pire c'est quick et kfc

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jan 6, 2018

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Ya de très bon burgers sur Paris aussi hein.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Charles Aznavour maybe

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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les gendarmes sont bien rouges et noirs

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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mecha-vegans will come to your home in the dead of night and throw away your salami

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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mais quel con

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Rip Paul Bocuse, mais bon à 91 ans, il commençait à sucrer les fraises.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Oh merde, il avait Parkinson? Je savais pas, oups.

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