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mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
Hey you, you know what's missing from your life? A chissled jawline you fat blob. Surely you should invest some of your savings for glorious KFC fried chicken into the magic of Jawzrsize!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jawzrsize/jawzrsize-fitness-4-your-face-create-the-ultimate

The ultimate in chewing technology brings you this ball gag... For exercise.

https://youtu.be/jBdrIE41sB8

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I'll bet I could chew on a stress ball and get the same effect.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Beefeater posted:

I'll bet I could chew on a stress ball and get the same effect.

lmao people spent $16,145 on this charade

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

*sshhhhlrrrrp shrrrrrlp shrrrrrllpp*

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Can't you like hurt your jaw by overusing it.

Maybe this would be good for soylent people.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

ArbitraryC posted:

Can't you like hurt your jaw by overusing it.

Maybe this would be good for soylent people.

That Robot posted:

lmao people spent $16,145 on this charade

And here I am scraping by day by day.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Maybe it's a sex weird?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I bet Tasha is a pro trainer for this

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

ArbitraryC posted:

Maybe it's a sex weird?

definitely a sex weird. "no I am not getting off wearing a ballgag in public, I am jawzrsizing so as to appear more handsome good sir."

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Use it enough and you can get a sweet bone ridge on the top of your head for your massive jaw muscles to attach to

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
isnt the lower jaw connected to the skull with tiny rear end fragile joints? this cant be good lol

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

mAlfunkti0n posted:

And here I am scraping by day by day.

yup

capitalism is a poor way of allocating resources in order to do the most good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
wont this thing just give u tmj or something?

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Smythe posted:

wont this thing just give u tmj or something?

That's an undocumented feature.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
The Francis Dolarhyde workout.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

*sshhhhlrrrrp shrrrrrlp shrrrrrllpp*

awwwww yea suckkkk it

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

this ballgag will greatly increase my dickbiting strength

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
So will this cure incels?

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Smythe posted:

wont this thing just give u tmj or something?

everyone has a tmj (temporomandibular joint). tmd (temporomandibular joint disorder) is what you meant to type!
:goonsay:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHR7rUeGTc

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Monos Bullet posted:

everyone has a tmj (temporomandibular joint). tmd (temporomandibular joint disorder) is what you meant to type!
:goonsay:

Well lah dee dah, Mr Smartyjaw

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Got a picture of this guy in my home gym for inspiration:

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

this dude is deadly loving serious about his blowjobs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It's funny that the before and after pictures are just before: picture taken right up close to face, with person pushing their head back into their neck, and after: picture taken with typical portrait lens, and person is pushing their head forward.

It's also funny that this got funded.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it really works! before and after photo, see the difference with your own eyes.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
FITNESS 4 YOUR FACE!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm happy with my jawline already but am glad to see someone has finally invented a product that will allow me to improve my lacklustre Mind-Muscle Connection (TM).

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I loving love when meatheads talk pseudoscience to me about the mind-muscle connection and how working out creates grey matter

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