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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOUR TEAM IS THIRTY GAMES OUT OF FIRST PLACE AND YOU WANT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR TEAM'S GM SUCKS? HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BILLY MAYS MEMORIAL GAMEDAY THREAD, THE FASTEST, EASIEST WAY TO DISPARAGE YOUR FAVORITE ATHLETES. THE SECRET IS IN THE CAPS LOCK KEY: IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE RESPECT YOUR BAD SPORTS OPINION BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY'RE DEALING WITH A BELLIGERENT FAN DIVORCED FROM REALITY.  
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FOLKS, AS A REMINDER WE HAD SOME GREAT DEALS LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA TRY TO TOP THEM. REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN WE HAD PITCHERS PLAYING THE OUTFIELD IN A 15-INNING CLUSTERFUCK? THAT GAME'S GOT NOTHING ON WHAT WE'RE AIMING FOR TODAY.
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Jun 28, 2017 13:28
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DO YOU WANT A PITCHER WHO WAS ONCE PRETTY GOOD AND HAS BECOME AN ABSOLUTE EMBARASSMENT? CALL NOW AND YOU TOO CAN HAVE A MASAHIRO TANAKA, A CY YOUNG CANDIDATE WHO CAN'T BE SENT DOWN TO TRIPLE A BECAUSE SHDFUASHDFUOAHSDFIOUH! BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL NOW YOU CAN GET THE CORPSE OF ONE TYLER CLIPPARD ABSOLUTELY FREE! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
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Jun 28, 2017 19:31
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ALL THESE INJURED METS, BUT CALL BEFORE 7:10 EST AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER!
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Jun 28, 2017 19:42
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BILLY MAYS PITCHMEN IS MISSING MARK LEITER VS FELIX HERNANDEZ BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT MISSING OUT ON MUCH E: MATT KLENTAK HERE FOR AARON ALTHERR!! HE HITS DOUBLES, HE HITS HOMERS, HE RUNS, HE FIELDS, HE DOES EVERYTHING!! AND YOU CAN HAVE HIM FOR A LOW LOW PRICE! ACT NOW!!!!
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Jun 28, 2017 20:45
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NOLAN ARENADO HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT THE GIANTS ARE TERRIBLE AND PURPLE IS A GOOD COLOR.
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Jun 28, 2017 20:53
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HEY THE PHILLIES ARE LOSING, WATER IS WET, THE SKY IS BLUE
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Jun 28, 2017 20:57
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mentholmoose posted:BILLY MAYS PITCHMEN IS MISSING MARK LEITER VS FELIX HERNANDEZ COPY AND PASTING THE STARTING PITCHMEN FROM ESPN'S WEBSITE WAS A NIGHTMARE. 
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Jun 28, 2017 21:09
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IT IS THE YEAR 2017 AND THERE ARE CROWDS OF PEOPLE CHANTING K, K, K, AT A PUBLIC GATHERING.
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Jun 28, 2017 21:32
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Rand alPaul posted:IT IS THE YEAR 2017 AND THERE ARE CROWDS OF PEOPLE CHANTING K, K, K, AT A PUBLIC GATHERING. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE CUBS' VISIT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, LET'S GET BACK TO BASEBALL.
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Jun 28, 2017 21:52
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I'M NOT SURE WHO IS LYING TO THEMSELVES MORE, FELIX HERNANDEZ OR MAIKEL FRANCO.
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Jun 28, 2017 22:24
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EDWIN DIAZ IS BROKEN AND THE MARINERS ARE GARBAGE
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Jun 28, 2017 23:40
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I LOVE BILLY MAYS BUT I loving HATE BASEBALL
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Jun 28, 2017 23:52
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THE GIANTS SWEEP THE ROCKIES AND GET THE FINAL OUT ON AN AT&T SPECIAL 
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Jun 28, 2017 23:53
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IS YOUR TEAM NOT GIVING UP THE HOME RUNS THEY NORMALLY DO? EVEN WHEN FACING INCREDIBLY HOT SLUGGING TEAMS? WELL THEN DO I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU: INTRODUCING JOHN LACKEY! IT'S EASY: JUST PUT JOHN LACKEY ON THE MOUND FOR YOUR TEAM, AND YOU'LL GIVE UP AN ENTIRE SERIES WORTH OF HOME RUNS IN SIX INNINGS OR LESS! NOT CONVINCED? ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A RELIEF APPEARANCE BY HECTOR RONDON, SO THE HOME RUNS NEVER HAVE TO STOP! DON'T WAIT: START JOHN LACKEY TODAY!
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Jun 28, 2017 23:59
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I'M DONE WITH THIS loving TEAM. I MEAN IT THIS TIME. NOT EVEN A FREE THROW-IN OF ANOTHER OXI-CLEAN BOTTLE AT A VALUE OF $20 SHOULD I STAY WITH THEM CONVINCE ME.
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Jun 29, 2017 00:05
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I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THE CUBS GO INTO A TAILSPIN AND THE CHICAGO MEDIA CLAIMING THERE'S NO TRUE LEADER IN THE CLUBHOUSE ANYMORE AND DAVID ROSS BEING GONE IS WHY THE CUBS ARE LOSING
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Jun 29, 2017 00:09
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE RUNNERS TO BE STRANDED!
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Jun 29, 2017 00:11
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HEY AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS OR THE REGULAR GAMEDAY THREAD OR BOTH ANYWAY BAUTISTA JUST HIT A LEADOFF HR IN THE FIRST INNING AND I LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THAT
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Jun 29, 2017 00:16
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IF YOU POST TODAY YOU'LL SEE WE HAVE NOT ONE, BUT TWO GAMEDAY THREADS TO COMMENT IN. THIS IS LIMITED TO TODAY ONLY SO IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE DOUBLE POSTS YOU'LL HAVE TO ACT NOW!
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Jun 29, 2017 00:20
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HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MIGHTY lovely! MIGHTY lovely IS NOT A PITCHER, BUT A HORSE-FACED rear end in a top hat YOU CAN APPLY TO ANY PITCHING MOUND AND WATCH THE poo poo FLY!
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Jun 29, 2017 00:22
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STRASBURG IS REALLY GOOD AND THE CUBS ARE NOT GOOD.
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Jun 29, 2017 00:28
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DO YOUR GAMES LACK IN-FIGHTING AND BITCHING? DID YOU THINK WITH PAPELBON RELEASED YOU WOULD NEVER GET TO LISTEN TO CLUBHOUSE CHEMISTRY GROUSING AT A NATS GAME? WASH THOSE FEARS AWAY WITH CUBS17! WITH CUBS17 YOU GET ALL THE INTRIGUE, PLUS A MUCH MORE PESSIMISTIC FANBASE! ACT NOW!
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Sydin posted:IS YOUR TEAM NOT GIVING UP THE HOME RUNS THEY NORMALLY DO? EVEN WHEN FACING INCREDIBLY HOT SLUGGING TEAMS? WELL THEN DO I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU: INTRODUCING JOHN LACKEY! IT'S EASY: JUST PUT JOHN LACKEY ON THE MOUND FOR YOUR TEAM, AND YOU'LL GIVE UP AN ENTIRE SERIES WORTH OF HOME RUNS IN SIX INNINGS OR LESS! NOT CONVINCED? ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A RELIEF APPEARANCE BY HECTOR RONDON, SO THE HOME RUNS NEVER HAVE TO STOP! DON'T WAIT: START JOHN LACKEY TODAY! I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR JOHN LACKEY HORSE-FACED DINGER EXPERIENCE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JGXbIfeuRY LACKEY IS THE DING KING
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Sydin posted:IS YOUR TEAM NOT GIVING UP THE HOME RUNS THEY NORMALLY DO? EVEN WHEN FACING INCREDIBLY HOT SLUGGING TEAMS? WELL THEN DO I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU: INTRODUCING JOHN LACKEY! IT'S EASY: JUST PUT JOHN LACKEY ON THE MOUND FOR YOUR TEAM, AND YOU'LL GIVE UP AN ENTIRE SERIES WORTH OF HOME RUNS IN SIX INNINGS OR LESS! NOT CONVINCED? ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A RELIEF APPEARANCE BY HECTOR RONDON, SO THE HOME RUNS NEVER HAVE TO STOP! DON'T WAIT: START JOHN LACKEY TODAY! ACT QUICKLY FOR A BACK-TO-BACK SPECIAL, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
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Jun 29, 2017 00:34
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JGXbIfeuRY BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS GREAT NEW PRODUCT, KABOOM! JUST APPLY JOHN LACKEY TO ANY LINEUP AND, LIKE MAGIC, KABOOM! https://youtube.com/watch?v=-dvzgLXa-dI
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Jun 29, 2017 00:38
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HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN WATCHING THE CUBS! DO YOU LIKE READING BOOKS? GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM? HAMMERING TOOTHPICKS UNDER YOUR TOENAILS? ALL THESE THINGS ARE BETTER THAN WATCHING A TEAM WITH THE HIGHEST EXPECTATIONS GO INTO A DEATH SPIRAL!
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN WATCHING THE CUBS! PANCAKES HERE FOR SCHAUDENFREUDE. BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY SWEET INNING FOR ME.
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Jun 29, 2017 00:44
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Jun 29, 2017 01:07
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BETTER CATCHER
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Jun 29, 2017 01:10
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CUBS 2017: BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS
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Jun 29, 2017 01:13
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gently caress THIS GARBAGE rear end TEAM
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Jun 29, 2017 01:22
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ORDER NOW TO RECEIEVE YOUR GENUINE SPRINGER DINGER AND I'LL THROW IN ALTUVE BASE HIT FOR FREE
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Jun 29, 2017 01:22
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GO BLUE JAYS. WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET REAL HOT FOR A FEW WEEKS
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Jun 29, 2017 01:23
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CALL NOW AND YOU GET AN EXTRA JOHN LACKEY PLATE APPEARANCE
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Jun 29, 2017 01:23
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YOUR TAINT HERE WITH HIS BEST BILLY MAYS IMPRESSION *CLEARS THROAT* *LAYS DOWN WITH EYES CLOSED AND ARMS FOLDED OVER CHEST*
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Jun 29, 2017 01:25
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WILSON CONTRERAS IS COOL AND GOOD. DON'T REALLY HAVE A BILLY MAYS JOKE IN ME, JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT. ALSO BRYANT IS P.COOL TOO.
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Jun 29, 2017 01:25
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ZIMMERMAN: HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
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HI NATIONALS SCORER HERE, DO YOU WANT YOU FIRST CAREER BASE HIT? gently caress YOU THAT'S AN ERROR.
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