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CALL NOW AND RECEIVE CHRIS DEVENSKI ON A DRAGON
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Jun 29, 2017 01:33
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HI FOLKS I AM HAPPY THAT MY HOMETOWN THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES ARE WINNING, SO HAPPY I'M NOT ROLLING IN MY GRAVE!!!
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Jun 29, 2017 01:34
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BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
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Jun 29, 2017 01:36
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FOLKS, DID WE OR DID WE NOT PROMISE YOU DINGERS AGAINST JOHN LACKEY? NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT THE BILLY MAYS THREAD FAILS TO DELIVER
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Jun 29, 2017 01:37
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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD OF THE SEASON AND, IF YOU POST RIGHT NOW...YOU WILL FEEL JOY IN YOUR HEART THAT NOT EVEN AN 8-BALL CAN BRING
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Jun 29, 2017 01:37
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gently caress
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Jun 29, 2017 01:40
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WERE YOU IN ANY WAY NOT UPSET BY THIS GAME, CUBS FANS? ACT NOW AND WE'LL ALSO INJURE KRIS BRYANT. BECAUSE gently caress YOU, IT'S SPELLED "CHRIS".
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Jun 29, 2017 01:40
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Sydin posted:IS YOUR TEAM NOT GIVING UP THE HOME RUNS THEY NORMALLY DO? EVEN WHEN FACING INCREDIBLY HOT SLUGGING TEAMS? WELL THEN DO I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU: INTRODUCING JOHN LACKEY! IT'S EASY: JUST PUT JOHN LACKEY ON THE MOUND FOR YOUR TEAM, AND YOU'LL GIVE UP AN ENTIRE SERIES WORTH OF HOME RUNS IN SIX INNINGS OR LESS! NOT CONVINCED? ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A RELIEF APPEARANCE BY HECTOR RONDON, SO THE HOME RUNS NEVER HAVE TO STOP! DON'T WAIT: START JOHN LACKEY TODAY! THE LINES ARE RINGING OFF THE HOOKS, CALL NOW TO ENSURE YOUR JOHN LACKEY TODAY!
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Jun 29, 2017 01:41
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R.D. Mangles posted:BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
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Jun 29, 2017 01:41
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2017 SEASON IS OVER
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Jun 29, 2017 01:41
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fast cars loose anus posted:CALL NOW AND RECEIVE CHRIS DEVENSKI ON A DRAGON DO YOU LIKE GAME OF THRONES? DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL? HOW ABOUT BIZARRE CROSS PROMOTION GIVEAWAYS? WE'VE GOT ALL THAT, PLUS GEOFF BLUM TRYING TO MAKE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCES TONIGHT AND TONIGHT ONLY!
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Jun 29, 2017 01:41
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gently caress I'M ON GAMEDAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO KB?!
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Jun 29, 2017 01:42
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BILLY MAYS HERE, GONNA DO SOME COCAINE AND DIE IN MY SLEEP
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Jun 29, 2017 01:43
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Sydin posted:gently caress I'M ON GAMEDAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO KB?! SOME THIRD BASE BAGS CLAIM TO PROTECT YOUR MVP, BUT IF YOU DON'T USE BASE-TEK BRAND BASES YOUR THIRD BASEMAN MAY TRY TO CATCH A POP-UP, PLANT HIS LEFT FOOT HALFWAY ON THE BAG AND ROLL HIS ANKLE, REQUIRING HIM TO BE HELPED OFF THE FIELD. DON'T BE KRIS BRYANT, USE BASE-TEK.
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Jun 29, 2017 01:46
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WOW, KRIS BRYANT IS GOING TO NEED SOME MIGHTY MENDIT TO FIX THAT ANKLE.
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Jun 29, 2017 02:06
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MARCUS STROMAN IS THE BEST BOY
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Jun 29, 2017 02:22
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Pancakes posted:SOME THIRD BASE BAGS CLAIM TO PROTECT YOUR MVP, BUT IF YOU DON'T USE BASE-TEK BRAND BASES YOUR THIRD BASEMAN MAY TRY TO CATCH A POP-UP, PLANT HIS LEFT FOOT HALFWAY ON THE BAG AND ROLL HIS ANKLE, REQUIRING HIM TO BE HELPED OFF THE FIELD. DON'T BE KRIS BRYANT, USE BASE-TEK. BILY MAYS HERE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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Jun 29, 2017 02:30
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OSUNA MATATA IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF THE GAME, THIS IS SOMEWHAT IRONIC BECAUSE OSUNA HIMSELF HAS BEEN STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY (WORRIES) BUT ANYWAY THE JAYS WIN, GOOD GUYS WIN, THANK GOD WE BEAT THE TRASHBIRDS TODAY 
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Jun 29, 2017 02:35
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CARLOS RODON ANNUAL WALK-A-THON IS UNDERWAY, CALL NOW AND DONATE SO THAT WE CAN BUY HIM A BIGGER STRIKE ZONE
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Jun 29, 2017 02:48
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THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OXICLEAN ON THE PLANET TO WASH AWAY THE STAIN THAT IS THE DETROIT TIGERS.
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Jun 29, 2017 02:57
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I LOVE BILLY MAYS DAY AND I LOVE THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE METAPHORICALLY A SCABBY TRUCK STOP WHORE WHO BROKE MY HEART AND GAVE ME BASEBALL AIDS.
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Jun 29, 2017 03:16
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE THE CUBS ARE BAD THANKS, BILLY MAYS
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Jun 29, 2017 03:18
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A CONFUSED CHRIS DEVENSKI SHOWING OFF A BOBBLEHEAD FROM A SHOW HE'S NEVER SEEN
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Jun 29, 2017 03:22
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AARON JUDGE'S 27TH HOME RUN OF THE YEAR
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Jun 29, 2017 03:27
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CHECK THIS OUT, THE CARDINALS HAVE THE BASES LOADED WITH NO OUTS AND WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL DEAL FOR YOU: TWO OUTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. ONE RUN WILL SCORE. IF I'M LYIN I'M DYIN
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Jun 29, 2017 03:39
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH WILL HARRIS, THE RELIEF PITCHER WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A GROWN BOBBY HILL
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Jun 29, 2017 03:54
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DANG IT BOBBY
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Jun 29, 2017 03:57
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BRINGING BARTOLO OFF THE DL LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WAS A BAD IDEA
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Jun 29, 2017 03:57
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NOW ANNOUNCING A FLASH DOWNPOUR TO MAKE COWBOY JOE WEST MISERABLE. WHO CAN I INTEREST IN A MISERABLE, SOAKED JOE WEST?
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Jun 29, 2017 04:02
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YEAH I DON'T KNOW, I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT MAYBE COLON IS BAD AT BASEBALL AND SHOULD GET THE gently caress SOMEPLACE ELSE THAT ISN'T ON MY BASEBALL TEAM.
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Jun 29, 2017 04:03
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CALL NOW AND FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 29.99 YOU CAN GET YOUR VERY OWN BARTOLO COLON, FOLKS, YOU COULD WASTE A LOT OF TIME MAKING CALLS AND LOOKING ONLINE BUT YOU JUST WON'T FIND MORE PITCHER FOR YOUR MONEY
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Jun 29, 2017 04:07
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CHROME IS BEING A GIANT SHITHEAD AND KEEPS BLOCKING THE FLASH PLUGIN ON MLB.TV EVEN THOUGH I TELL IT NOT TO.
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Jun 29, 2017 04:08
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*AND BY MORE WE MEAN SIZE
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Jun 29, 2017 04:08
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JOC PEDERSON = LIKES VOLLEYBALLS YASIEL PUIG = SMASHES THEM WITH HIS BAREHANDS
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Jun 29, 2017 04:19
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THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THE JOKE I DIDNT GET IT THE FIRST TIME
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Jun 29, 2017 04:19
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HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD CB BUCKNOR HAVE TO SAVE BEFORE WE FORGIVE HIS AWFUL UMPIRING?
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Jun 29, 2017 04:30
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ACT NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR SAVINGS: YOU'LL RECEIVE THE BARTOLO COLON PLUS TWO RUNS AN INNING, THAT'S RIGHT, TWO RUNS EVERY INNING BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE: YOU GET YOUR VERY OWN IAN KROL, USE HIM AS A LAWN ORNAMENT, HANG COATS ON HIM IN THE WINTER, JUST FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T LET HIM PITCH elentar fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Jun 29, 2017 04:34
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I MISSED THE JAYS GAME, AND I ALSO MISS BILLY MAYS. MARCUS STROMAN WAS VERY GOOD THOUGH AND THAT'S VERY GOOD EVEN THOUGH I'M LATE I WANT TO TAKE PART IN A TIME-HONOURED SAS TRADITION PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
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CAMERON MAYBIN WITH THREE K'S OH MY GOD HE'S TURNING BACK INTO A PUMPKIN, ISN'T HE?
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