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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF worst nerd store experiences
 
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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

SpacePig posted:

and about the time he totally slammed a guy into the side of his building when he tried to steal from his store

So who else remembers Acts of Gord?

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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I walked into the local fetid nerd dungeon with my VERY ATTRACTIVE wife and BOTH of her huge boobs on one of the rare occasions when she has an off-day from lingerie modeling. As the disgusting hamdemon rang up my Funko Pops while leering at her DD cups he casually asked me if I was going to have sex with my "very attractive wife" (his words not mine!).

"Yes!" I shouted so that the whole store could hear, "Me and my very large dong are absolutely going to be having sex with this SUPER-HOT chick who I AM in a relationship with." I then took the Funko pops, my hot wife, both of her huge boobs, and rode off on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, plotting on how to relate this story and the great sex I'm having in order to increase my social standing on the Something Awful forums.

Is your wife also very pregnant? 'Cause if so, congrats, now you've got a 50 Foot Ant story.

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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Who trusts a Gamestop employee instead of doing five minutes of research online.

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