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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




writing an article about getting so horny at work that you need to buy sex seems like a weird job to have

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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
I was in Bogota a while back. I was walking back to my hotel room and passed by this just absolutely gross 55ish obese Euro/American dude, with an attractive 25ish Colombian woman in tow. The difference in hygiene standards was noticeable. Both of them were consenting adults, so it’s not really anyone’s business. I don’t want to see sex work banned, and I’m not going to second-guess what I’m sure are the very reasonable decisions the woman is choosing to do with her own body. But still, goddamn it was weird.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cat botherer posted:

I was in Bogota a while back. I was walking back to my hotel room and passed by this just absolutely gross 55ish obese Euro/American dude, with an attractive 25ish Colombian woman in tow. The difference in hygiene standards was noticeable. Both of them were consenting adults, so it’s not really anyone’s business. I don’t want to see sex work banned, and I’m not going to second-guess what I’m sure are the very reasonable decisions the woman is choosing to do with her own body. But still, goddamn it was weird.

this is the entire premise of the extremely evil us tv show, 90-day fiance

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Al! posted:

this is the entire premise of the extremely evil us tv show, 90-day fiance

what about 90 day fiancee the other way?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Al! posted:

this is the entire premise of the extremely evil us tv show, 90-day fiance

I legit thought that show was satire when I saw a bit of it on a hotel TV, until months later when I saw the SA thread for it somehow and looked inside to discover that it is real

truly incredible stuff, exceeds expectations

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

1glitch0 posted:

what about 90 day fiancee the other way?

like sunny side up?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
What I wanna know is how gay sex workers do it (im gay). I’ve heard the demand is overwhelmingly for tops. How do you keep it up when you’re trying to go into some of these people?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cat botherer posted:

What I wanna know is how gay sex workers do it (im gay). I’ve heard the demand is overwhelmingly for tops. How do you keep it up when you’re trying to go into some of these people?

dick drugs my man

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


cat botherer posted:

What I wanna know is how gay sex workers do it (im gay). I’ve heard the demand is overwhelmingly for tops. How do you keep it up when you’re trying to go into some of these people?

drugs

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Viagra doesn’t work that well. You still have to want it. Those dick injections maybe… but then you literally have to inject stuff into your dick. No thanks!

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

cat botherer posted:

Viagra doesn’t work that well. You still have to want it. Those dick injections maybe… but then you literally have to inject stuff into your dick. No thanks!

amphetamines are popular among sex workers bc they'll induce hypersexuality in some people

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Subjunctive posted:

I legit thought that show was satire when I saw a bit of it on a hotel TV, until months later when I saw the SA thread for it somehow and looked inside to discover that it is real

truly incredible stuff, exceeds expectations

my mom binged like 10 seasons of those shows in a month and then lost complete interest in them like it was some kind of crazed bender.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

FirstnameLastname posted:

amphetamines are popular among sex workers bc they'll induce hypersexuality in some people
Counterpoint: “crystal dick”

Amphetamines are vasoconstrictors. They make you want sex, but are counterproductive with the erection situation. The aforementioned dick injections are big with the pnp community.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

cat botherer posted:

Counterpoint: “crystal dick”

Amphetamines are vasoconstrictors. They make you want sex, but are counterproductive with the erection situation. The aforementioned dick injections are big with the pnp community.

why did you ask "how did they stay hard" if you're just going to reply NO to everyone who tells you how they stay hard lol

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

why did you ask "how did they stay hard" if you're just going to reply NO to everyone who tells you how they stay hard lol
They have mystical secrets.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I imagine there's also a mindset element. Like if you really train your mind to be extremely powerful, you can go into a zen state where you clearly imagine you're loving someone who is actually attractive, and shut out all unpleasant sights and smells and feelings.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
If a guy tells me that he gets hard when he does meth, I'm probably not going to contradict him.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I’m in software and old so people sometimes ask for career advice. one thing they ask a lot is “how do you stay motivated to do the work?”

the answer of course is that you have to learn to do the work even when you aren’t motivated

I assume it’s the same for sex workers, based on no knowledge whatsoever

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
the dick is a muscle just like any other. How are the top dickers able to keep it up? It's called exercise, sweety.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

I guess weakly pro sex work, strongly pro liquidation of the entire british media class

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

I imagine if sex work was legal in the US it'd probably be an app-based gig economy poo poo-show with bargain basement sub minimum wage earnings for sex workers who are constantly exposed to violence by effectively anonymous app users, always under the threat of being delisted by the dreaded algorithm and having their earnings slashed with no recourse

so i guess that'd be better?

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Hard to say, dubious social benefits compared to my second proposal at least

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cat botherer posted:

Viagra doesn’t work that well. You still have to want it. Those dick injections maybe… but then you literally have to inject stuff into your dick. No thanks!

its the dick injections

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

genericnick posted:

Hard to say, dubious social benefits compared to my second proposal at least

what was your proposal and why wasnt it compulsory gay marriage

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


sam kriss writes for the spectator now lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tristeham posted:

sam kriss writes for the spectator now lol

ahaha

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

tristeham posted:

sam kriss writes for the spectator now lol

Jesse Ventura
Jan 14, 2007

This drink is like somebody's memory of a grapefruit, and the memory is fading.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Probably not, but that doesn't mean it's good. IIRC, that system encourages Johns to behave even more like criminals because they need to hide what they're doing/have more to lose if found out, which makes sex work more dangerous and encourages sex trafficking.

this is perhaps the most incorrect thing you could say about the Nordic model

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

The Oldest Man posted:

what was your proposal and why wasnt it compulsory gay marriage

March the whole of the British media into the sea.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Jesse Ventura posted:

this is perhaps the most incorrect thing you could say about the Nordic model

If being a John means you are committing a crime, only people willing to commit a crime become Johns. This makes sex work more dangerous.

If being a John means you are committing a crime, Johns are going to want to not get detected, and move the act to a more private location. This makes sex work more dangerous.

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!

Jesse Ventura posted:

this is perhaps the most incorrect thing you could say about the Nordic model

yeah that's a bizarre conclusion. johns are already criminalised in every alternative approach except full legalisation. there's no reason for them to behave any worse under the nordic model. otoh sex workers are free to report abuse they suffer without being prosecuted, which is a clear reason for johns to behave better

the nordic model also has the benefit of making creeps like lloyd evans shut the gently caress up or go to jail

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

drat horror queefs posted:

So are we supposed to be pro sex work or anti sex work these days? Idk

I am happy that someone motorboated some big titties.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Pamela Paul took time out of her busy schedule of writing campus free speech articles - just kidding, she also wrote one about how it's good that Columbia called the NYPD to arrest student demonstrators - to opine that freshmen shouldn't be allowed to choose their roommates as it ruins the college experience.

It's not even good clickbait. How many 50somethings are that obsessed with reliving their college years to read this trash?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Boomers love slasher movies because they want to gently caress and murder young people, often at the same time

shimmy shimmy
Nov 13, 2020

Precambrian Video Games posted:

Pamela Paul took time out of her busy schedule of writing campus free speech articles - just kidding, she also wrote one about how it's good that Columbia called the NYPD to arrest student demonstrators - to opine that freshmen shouldn't be allowed to choose their roommates as it ruins the college experience.

It's not even good clickbait. How many 50somethings are that obsessed with reliving their college years to read this trash?

it's most of them, op

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Jesse Ventura posted:

this is perhaps the most incorrect thing you could say about the Nordic model
It's not the loving Nordic model when 5/8 Nordic countries/territories use a different model. (Either abolitionism, where brothels and pimping are illegal, or just full prohibitionism) The use of that name is entirely a propaganda term to make it seem more accepted and successful so no one has to consider whether it's a failure.

Cassian of Imola posted:

yeah that's a bizarre conclusion. johns are already criminalised in every alternative approach except full legalisation
That's not true. Abolitionism merely does away with the criminality of workers and johns, without being actual legalization. In any case, the existence of worse alternatives does not mean the Swedish model doesn't suck rear end, it just means some other models suck more rear end.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


A Buttery Pastry posted:

In any case, the existence of worse alternatives does not mean the Swedish model doesn't suck rear end, it just means some other models suck more rear end.

i have no comment on the substance of your claims but i did chuckle at the irony of the pejorative "suck rear end" when we may well be talking about people sucking rear end

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Cassian of Imola posted:

yeah that's a bizarre conclusion. johns are already criminalised in every alternative approach except full legalisation. there's no reason for them to behave any worse under the nordic model. otoh sex workers are free to report abuse they suffer without being prosecuted, which is a clear reason for johns to behave better

the nordic model also has the benefit of making creeps like lloyd evans shut the gently caress up or go to jail

Hey you know what book written by Marxist sex workers has an entire chapter explaining why you are wrong? Revolting Prostitutes.

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
prostitution is regulated here and it seems to work fine

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