Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic are horseshit. Roger Federer won the Australian Open and Rafael Nadal won the French Open, so I guess it's 2007.

Serena Williams is having a stupid Twitter fight with John McEnroe and Maria Sharapova didn't get a wildcard because she's a doping doper and didn't want to go through qualifying so she withdrew with an "injury".

Also Venus Williams literally killed an elderly man last month: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/29/sport/venus-williams-blamed-for-fatal-car-accident/index.html


http://www.wimbledon.com/index.html

The most prestigious slam of the year begins Monday, June 3 and ends Sunday, July 16. Local time in London is 5 hours ahead of U.S. Eastern Time.

TV coverage begins 7 a.m. Eastern every day on ESPN with streams of every court (except 15) on WatchESPN. The Wimbledon app and website also offer excellent radio/video streams.


Draws





Top 8 Men's Betting Favorites (Ladbrokes)
Roger Federer 2/1
Rafael Nadal 4/1
Andy Murray 5/1
Novak Djokovic 6/1
Marin Cilic 18/1
Milos Raonic 18/1
Alexander Zverev 22/1
Nick Kyrgios 22/1

Top 8 Ladies' Betting Favorites (Ladbrokes)
Karolina Pliskova 9/2
Petra Kvitová 9/2
Johanna Konta 9/1
Garbiņe Muguruza 14/1
Venus Williams 14/1
Jelena Ostapenko 16/1
Angelique Kerber 18/1
Simona Halep 18/1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUj5CNKEKo4

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jul 3, 2017

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I know it's only 1R but no good matches tomorrow.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


:siren: We're live fuckers! The tennis is live! :siren:

Glare Seethe posted:

I find it almost inconceivable that Federer could win #19 so soon after 18 when that one took four and a half years. But yeah he just might.
Who's gonna stop him? Murray and Djoker are dogshit right now and Nadal doesn't care after La Decima.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Federer's custom shoes vs retail. So loving wide, so much ankle padding. I need them for my wide rear end feet.




Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Feels Villeneuve posted:

Venus Williams killed someone, but her crimes are nothing compared to Serena's Crimes against Tennis.
You're welcome. :smug:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The new Sharapova is making her Wimbledon debut right now, Katie Boulter.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


With Kvitova out, all I want for Christmas is a Svitolina/Ostapenko round of 16.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Pliskova out. LOL women's tennis.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


:stonk:

https://twitter.com/ryvlin/status/882991507044749312

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jul 6, 2017

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrOtfaRmthw

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sodium Chloride posted:

Last night Tsonga stopped the match before his serve at 5-6 in the fifth as it was getting dark. Comes out today, gets immediately broken, loses.
That's what you get for being an idiot :colbert:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The Brits love their sunscreen sun cream.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


oliwan posted:

That is Andre agassi who is an American
Good god that he's unrecognizable. Steffi needs to put him on a diet like a fat dog.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Resonance posted:

cilic always loses in the quarters at wimby that's his thing
Muller is 34 yo and 6'4. He's gonna retire after dropping the 1st set.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Roger was definitely going to win before, but now he's super double gonna win.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Cheaters Killers don't win. :smug:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I woke up without an alarm clock just now, 20 min before match time.

My body is literally ready

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Everyone the mobile cameramen wear a shirt and tie lol loving Wimbledon

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


oliwan posted:

Federer wins the toss, decides to receive, breaks immediately. GOAT.
Fails to break, loses match, unGOAT

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


My WatchESPN stream is lagging like a motherfucker

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Got a full day of car detailing to do: wash, clay, compound, wax

Gonna get to start at 11am. Thanks Federer.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Lid posted:

Hi im roger federer

At 35 im about to win wimbledon without dropping a set
Make PEDs Great Again

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Gilles Muller is responsible for Federer's win otherwise Nadal would've taken him down in the final.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


vyelkin posted:

yeah just like nadal took him down in the final in australia
Nadal was up a break in the 5th. He should have won. :colbert:

  • Locked thread