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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just heard Del Rio on a PSA radio ad... for WWE.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Big Dave said Deangelo Williams has potential to be awesome, so expect TNA/GFW to not sign him to a contract.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://streamable.com/2rohi

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

The original Global Force Wrestling TV tapings from Las Vegas will finally be seen by wrestling fans via a four part "GFW: Amped" anthology PPV series, which will air as part of the One Night Only PPV series. With Anthem Media having purchased Global Force Wrestling, they also acquired the footage of the series and will be utilizing the asset by presenting the content as PPV specials.

The "Amped" series was taped in July and August 2015 featuring "Magnus" Nick Aldis, Chael Sonnen, Sonjay Dutt, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson, Shelton Benjamin, The Bollywood Boys (aka The Singh Brothers in WWE), TJ Perkins, Andrew Everett, Joey Ryan, Harry Smith, Lance Hoyt, Eric Young, Bobby Roode and others.

The first part will debut on all PPV providers as well as the Fite App on 8/11.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
JJ seriously conned Anthem into buying GFW. Do they not loving know who started TNA?

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva

DJExile posted:

Either just before or after JJ started GFW, he also started up a gold bouillon/coin selling company as well. I think it's dead already.


Gonzo McFee posted:

A totally legitimate business.

I cannot wait until a Global Force Payday loan shop opens up in the poorest part of town

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

You mean the Impact Zone?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Marcade posted:

You mean the Impact Zone?

Impact Loan*

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

The Owl flew in for Slammiversary and joined the force. I lost my poo poo when I saw during in the PPV intro.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jeff Jarrett is basically VM Varga from Fargo season 3

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:




Because everyone was holding out for a two year old taping that not even a basement level channel wanted to pick up.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

There is no greater king of the shitheap in the world of not only wrestling, but the world, than Jeff Jarrett.

You'd think he'd have gotten the message that nobody wants to pay to watch him be champ 15 years ago but...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ChrisBTY posted:

There is no greater king of the shitheap in the world of not only wrestling, but the world, than Jeff Jarrett.

You'd think he'd have gotten the message that nobody wants to pay to watch him be champ 15 years ago but...

Double J is basically retired now so this seems like a weird nit to pick.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChrisBTY posted:

There is no greater king of the shitheap in the world of not only wrestling, but the world, than Jeff Jarrett.

You'd think he'd have gotten the message that nobody wants to pay to watch him be champ 15 years ago but...

I dont want to see Alberto as champ either.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ChrisBTY posted:

There is no greater king of the shitheap in the world of not only wrestling, but the world, than Jeff Jarrett.

You'd think he'd have gotten the message that nobody wants to pay to watch him be champ 15 years ago but...

He retired in-ring to be the greatest promoter of all time

It's working, too

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

sportsgenius86 posted:

Jeff Jarrett is basically VM Varga from Fargo season 3

Except Varga is rich.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
And people know what Fargo is.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

lol I love y'all

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gorgolflox posted:

I cannot wait until a Global Force Payday loan shop opens up in the poorest part of town



They'd be the first ever loan shark to end up in massive debt to the people they loan money to.

Edit: Thread moved.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

This is just like when Vince had to buy the company from his dad and the WWWF became the WWF. Just another step in TNAGFW cementing its legacy!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://streamable.com/xf5jn

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Wow the camerawork and editing is so awful

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That's certainly a thing.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Hey guys fat asses was a meme we should make sure Scott says it like 100 times

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Seriously who are the heels

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

it's obviously josh matthews and scott steiner

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

oatgan posted:

it's obviously josh matthews and scott steiner

nothing says face like bumbling idiot cowards running from your opponents

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Mel Mudkiper posted:

nothing says face like bumbling idiot cowards running from your opponents

but it does say baby pretty loud

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

how soon until I can watch slammiversary on youtube for free?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

They're making a great attempt at it but they're still not going to make me think that Scott Steiner sucks

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Aron Rex

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

We just need washed out WWE talent

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Taintrunner posted:

We just need washed out WWE talent

Doesn't sound like TNA.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I don't want to get the person who told me in trouble at the moment but there's a great little story about the new title belts that I hope makes the new Observer newsletter.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Maxwell Lord posted:

Hey guys fat asses was a meme we should make sure Scott says it like 100 times

I'm a millennial who wasn't watching wrestling when he was around, and this is pretty much how I would have booked it. I'm surprised they didn't give him a pre-match promo to shoot on everyone. Instead, saying the same line over and over is about the level of quality we should expect from TNA GFW.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

rovert posted:

I don't want to get the person who told me in trouble at the moment but there's a great little story about the new title belts that I hope makes the new Observer newsletter.

Why don't you just share the scoop here?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

rovert posted:

I don't want to get the person who told me in trouble at the moment but there's a great little story about the new title belts that I hope makes the new Observer newsletter.

There is nothing you could say about the story that would get the person in trouble that you haven't already said

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



rovert posted:

I don't want to get the person who told me in trouble at the moment but there's a great little story about the new title belts that I hope makes the new Observer newsletter.

How many times did they cum on them?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Endless Mike posted:

How many times did they cum on them?

6 and it was left to dry on the belts before someone noticed at the PPV

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

rovert posted:

I don't want to get the person who told me in trouble at the moment but there's a great little story about the new title belts that I hope makes the new Observer newsletter.

Don't want those SA-readin Global Force Enforcers swooping down on you huh?

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