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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My orbit passed over one of those hot and sandy countries, can I get my space combat action badge?

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






will they accept filthy foreigners as Space Engineers?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I, too, will sign up.

Scratch that, I'll wait till there's so much war in space that I'll be drafted as part of the governor's tithe to the imperial guard, don't want to be the idiot that volunteered

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMTz9nIUkGc

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

tastefully arranged labia posted:

My orbit passed over one of those hot and sandy countries, can I get my space combat action badge?

Must be in country for 30 days :colbert:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

that'll balance the budget and reduce the deficit

The best part of that whole line of thinking is that Republicans haven't actually given a single solitary hot gay gently caress about the deficit for decades, as evidenced by every single last god drat time they got into office. It's been a rhetorical cudgel to beat Democrats over the head with so they had to play defense on every single accomplishment they worked towards. As soon as they got in, loving welp we'll put Iraq War Part Deux on the credit card, screw the deficit!

Now it's been around so long that there are true believers in the voting base and Trump is surrounded by idiots that are talking about the gold standard. They missed the memo that screaming bloody murder and the end of civilization because of the budget is just for the rubes and simpletons in the party (voters) and now yet another political Frankenstein's Monster is eating the party alive from the inside out and when it finally bursts out of the chest of the Republican party it will go on to gently caress over the rest of the nation.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
In honor of the president being a petulant, thin-skinned child on Twitter again, I went through our election thread for some election night nostalgia. poo poo still feels surreal.

What did you do, America?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3796874

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
I was in SMDC and have the Army Space Badge. Do I get grandfathered in?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


poo poo I'd unironically join the Space Corps if they existed and did anything other than stare at satellite tracks from a cargo container in Nevada.

Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jul 2, 2017

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yeah...if you wouldn't want to fall under the current SPACECOM I'm not sure why you'd want to be part of USSF.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Doing a police call in micro-gravity would suck all the dicks

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
Calling the local recruiter's office daily now.

"Do you have a Space Corps recruiter yet?"
"No but we do hav--"
*click*

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Godholio posted:

Yeah...if you wouldn't want to fall under the current SPACECOM I'm not sure why you'd want to be part of USSF.

spess muhreens

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Gonna start preparing the service transfer package now

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

MI does the dyin', fleet just does the flyin'

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I would like to know more!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

https://thesternfacts.com/how-one-man-influenced-the-republican-partys-transformation-into-the-grand-old-putin-party-141589792320

Crossposting from D&D. Huuuuuuuge read about how the Republicans got into bed with Russia.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Ok, for the next day or two, feel free to post your shot at a Space Corps megathread. Best wins, rest get gassed.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
XCOM is recruiting for the following MOS: Stun Rod Specialist, Skyranger Interior Cleaner

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

That's insane given how many people died during the Pulse night club shooting. The fact that they are saying the majority of the 25 victims will survive, with only one in critical last I saw.

I also made the mistake of reading the comments. A lot of racist coming out of the woodwork over it being at a rap concert.

Its really cool how racists think only black people listen to rap. Im pretty sure old lifted Tacomas blasting future isnt unique to my county

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Crazycryodude posted:

spess muhreens

18 months to get to a planet with an expected 100% casualty rate. OORAH

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

18 months to get to a planet with an expected 100% casualty rate. OORAH

At least we died for a good cause.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Godholio posted:

18 months to get to a planet with an expected 100% casualty rate. OORAH

Well, we're gonna need to terraform and blood makes the grass grow green so...

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

July 2026 Current Events: Caro released from Ganymede prison camp.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

July 3031 Current Events: God Emperor Mattis Declares Death of Chaos, Slaves Rejoice

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Godholio posted:

18 months to get to a planet with an expected 100% casualty rate. OORAH

To be fair. Earth has a 100% casualty rate and none of the cool bragging rights about walking on different planet.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ManMythLegend posted:

Well, we're gonna need to terraform and blood makes the grass grow green so...

We can't even make most of AZ/NM/NV livable. Terraforming ain't even a thing.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

tastefully arranged labia posted:

July 3031 Current Events: God Emperor Mattis Declares Death of Chaos, Slaves Rejoice


Genocide Tendency posted:

To be fair. Earth has a 100% casualty rate and none of the cool bragging rights about walking on different planet.

💯💯💯

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Godholio posted:

We can't even make most of AZ/NM/NV livable. Terraforming ain't even a thing.

It is, we're just doing it in the wrong direction

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

can't wait to go off and fight aliens and come back and the entire planet is now gay and i'm suddenly the most veteran soldier alive

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

redneck nazgul posted:

can't wait to go off and fight aliens and come back and the entire planet is now gay and i'm suddenly the most veteran soldier alive

Isn't that already a book

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Forget that poo poo Skilcraft gonna make your space suits you all gonna die horribly and painfully while trying to take a dump or just walking around.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Isn't that already a book

The Forever War

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Internet Wizard posted:

It is, we're just doing it in the wrong direction

Nonsense, we're creating tons of valuable cropland in Canada and Siberia!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Two Fingat's Space New Zealand Megathread: Electric Sheep Aren't The Same

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Where can I read a sweet pdf about weapons in space...space weapons if you will


Didn't we say we weren't gonna weaponize space?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://titanbooks.com/aliens-colonial-marines-technical-manual-6330/

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

not caring here posted:

Forget that poo poo Skilcraft gonna make your space suits you all gonna die horribly and painfully while trying to take a dump or just walking around.

What if I'm serving up some chocolate soft serve while walking around in a quality Skilcraft space suit? Will I die then?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Coffeehitler posted:

What if I'm serving up some chocolate soft serve while walking around in a quality Skilcraft space suit? Will I die then?

No, it'll be the KBR electric decon shower/airlock that does it.

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Don't forget your pt belt

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