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July 2019 Current Events: loving DLA backordered my space suit
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Can you ejaculate in zero G?
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Jul 2, 2017 14:17
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Can you ejaculate in zero G? Of course you can. The question is, if you get stuck outside a spacecraft and your suit loses propulsion, can you use the force of your ejaculate to propel yourself back to the spacecraft?
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Jul 2, 2017 14:21
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Nice https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
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Jul 2, 2017 14:34
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After my brain rebooted, I was curious if that gif was taxpayer funded or not. He got it from reddit, it was posted four days ago. https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/881506511586902021 My brain crashed again.
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Jul 2, 2017 14:40
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i loving love twitter
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Jul 2, 2017 15:12
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They retweeted it from @POTUS 
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Jul 2, 2017 15:17
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That's a stupid loving video but given it's 2017, not exceptional in any way. Media is play-fainting harder than some world cup athletes.
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Jul 2, 2017 15:28
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I think the stunner (heh) is that the goddamned President of the United States tweeted it. It's not that surprising given the past couple of years, but a little.
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Jul 2, 2017 15:48
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The gently caress is "play-fainting"
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Jul 2, 2017 15:55
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Jul 2, 2017 16:01
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Duzzy Funlop posted:The gently caress is "play-fainting" 
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Jul 2, 2017 16:03
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trump...tweeted?
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Jul 2, 2017 16:13
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lets all behonest with ourselves. if it was any other country we would think its the funniest poo poo ever. i think its the funniest poo poo ever anyway.
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Jul 2, 2017 16:19
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facialimpediment posted:After my brain rebooted, I was curious if that gif was taxpayer funded or not. Remember when Obama said something mildly critical of how Fox News slanted their journalism and right wing media wouldn't shut up about how persecuted they were by the powerful vindictive president for like 6 years?
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Jul 2, 2017 16:25
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That was a totally different situation. There was a clear contrast there. A black and white difference, if you will.
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Jul 2, 2017 16:35
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Homeland Security dude's face is priceless in realtime: https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/881510219121016832 And the sourcing on this is very light, but Turtleman seems to be requesting a new healthcare CBO score with and without Zodiac Killer modifications. https://www.axios.com/senate-asks-for-cbo-score-with-without-cruz-proposal-2451585212.html This CNN thing doesn't appear to be part of some grand distraction plan as the White House is seriously pushing the media bullshit. I think McConnell is desperate to find some kind of good news somewhere in a new CBO score or officially kill off Cruz's proposal.
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Jul 2, 2017 17:16
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Zeris posted:That's a stupid loving video but given it's 2017, not exceptional in any way. Media is play-fainting harder than some world cup athletes. https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/881546248699904000
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Jul 2, 2017 17:32
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Someone please keep an eye on Alex Jones when he finds out about this Hamptons party guestlist: https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/881551179259539456 That party was filled with a bunch of important Trump people, then you throw in Soros, Spielberg, Schumer, a bunch of media types, and one of the Koch brothers? There's enough material in that one paragraph to fill InfoWars for a week.
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Jul 2, 2017 17:39
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"This is a 71 year old man, supposedly Leader of the Free World and our Commander in Chief, occupying his time like a teenage shitposter" That's all you need to say. There is nothing more to this story and the loving pearl-clutching surrounding it is so ridiculous. But hey, keep tut-tutting his immature rants because SURELY someone out there cares.
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Jul 2, 2017 17:50
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Deathy McDeath posted:There is nothing more to this story and the loving pearl-clutching surrounding it is so ridiculous.
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Jul 2, 2017 17:58
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He doesn't know how to be presidential because he has never had to be anything besides Donald J. Trump in his entire life. The way he acts around investors, clients and senators is the same as he does around his wife, kids, and Russian prostitutes. That's what being wealthy affords you.
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Jul 2, 2017 18:09
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guys calm down he's just the president of the united states what is the big deal?
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Jul 2, 2017 18:12
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facialimpediment posted:Someone please keep an eye on Alex Jones when he finds out about this Hamptons party guestlist: https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/881551179259539456 Two sides of the same lovely coin
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Jul 2, 2017 18:18
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I would prefer Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Jul 2, 2017 18:19
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About a year ago, I remember reading a review someone wrote of Art of the Deal. One part of their reaction was becoming convinced that the practice of Real Estate Development is pure bullshitting. Essentially, architects only want to bother designing a building if they know what the construction permit allows, the government wants you to specify a construction company the permit will apply to, the construction companies want the money up front, banks will only loan it to you if you can prove the building has renters, and renters will only sign up if they like the look of the plans the architects won't give you. The developer's job is to tell these different parties whatever it takes to get them to meet in the middle, and honest and open negotiations don't work as well as wheedling and blustering. I've been thinking about that a lot for the past few months.
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Jul 2, 2017 18:26
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Doc Hawkins posted:About a year ago, I remember reading a review someone wrote of Art of the Deal. One part of their reaction was becoming convinced that the practice of Real Estate Development is pure bullshitting. Essentially, architects only want to bother designing a building if they know what the construction permit allows, the government wants you to specify a construction company the permit will apply to, the construction companies want the money up front, banks will only loan it to you if you can prove the building has renters, and renters will only sign up if they like the look of the plans the architects won't give you. The developer's job is to tell these different parties whatever it takes to get them to meet in the middle, and honest and open negotiations don't work as well as wheedling and blustering. Pls let us know your conclusions when they surface ~tia
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Jul 2, 2017 18:49
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Zeris posted:Pls let us know your conclusions when they surface ~tia Dog, Thomas Jefferson figured this one out in 1785. quote:Nothing is so mistaken as the supposition, that a person is to extricate himself from a difficulty, by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. This increases the difficulties ten fold; and those who pursue these methods, get themselves so involved at length, that they can turn no way but their infamy becomes more exposed. It is of great importance to set a resolution, not to be shaken, never to tell an untruth. There is no vice so mean, so pitiful, so contemptible; and he who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and third time, till at length it becomes habitual; he tells lies without attending to it, and truths without the world's believing him. This falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart, and in time depraves all its good dispositions.
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Jul 2, 2017 19:03
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We crossed the non-presidential President threshold a while ago. Maybe we should direct our energy to something more productive than outrage circlerjerks
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Jul 2, 2017 19:58
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Piell posted:Of course you can. The question is, if you get stuck outside a spacecraft and your suit loses propulsion, can you use the force of your ejaculate to propel yourself back to the spacecraft? Probably, yes.
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Jul 2, 2017 20:04
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Asstronauts can't but cockmonauts usually succeed
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Jul 2, 2017 20:20
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America in 2017 is a corrupt Russian Piss Puppet running our country and people's main reaction is "he tweeted WHAT"
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Jul 2, 2017 20:24
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And there it is - it's officially been Normalized.
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Jul 2, 2017 20:34
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I get that people are feeling attrition and annoyance from the dumb poo poo does, but if my country shits the bed in our election with complete disinterest and imposes consequences on the rest on the planet, I don't think I'd deserve a break from being reminded how loving retarded a thing my country did every drat day. At the very least, this would be for the sake of dumb poo poo like that never happening again. And I genuinely don't mean that aimed at the discourse on here specifically. It stems more from college kids in school last semester going "Ugh, don't remind me of Trump" or "Ugh, will you stop talking about Trump" like two weeks after the election. And my reaction was pretty much "Nope, you don't get to not be reminded of this." Apologies for  ning, but it's a similar issue - albeit on a massively different magnitude - whenever there's some dumb group/celebrity/pundit in Germany guardedly saying "Listen, it's been close to a hundred years, I didn't take part in the holocaust, neither did my dad, can we finally stop being guilt-tripped into responsibility?", and the correct answer is "No, you loving don't. Shut the gently caress up and have another class on the holocaust."Yeah, yeah, again, I know this isn't aimed at GiP, but the if most powerful nation on the planet shits the bed not once, but twice in the new millennium in terms of its political developments being an absolute laughingstock, I don't feel like anyone should get a pass, especially not those that sat it out, or "voted their consciousness" or whatever mental gymnastics third party voters talk themselves into. Relatedly: I recall a lot of us in here saying they can't wait for a movie about the 2016 election a la "Game Change", but I just found out about "The Circus", and holy loving lol...Jeb!
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Jul 2, 2017 20:35
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Welp. What a loving rant  I also kinda misread that as shutting up about Trump, not just his Twitter
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Jul 2, 2017 20:36
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I need daily, low energy outlets for my rage against agent orange. The bigger stuff must be done by big groups and elections, which are slow and ponderous responses. We're seeing the public rage on social media driving some of the bigger forces, but there won't be results for many many months. So in the meantime I will continue to point out how incredibly dumb the president is on the daily.
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Jul 2, 2017 20:37
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This is why i made a trump thread.
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Jul 2, 2017 20:41
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Mr. Nice! posted:This is why i made a trump thread. That's for "Trump and co are crooks and here is potential evidence" This is just daily current events of "The president is a man baby examples" On is theoretical and has potential. The other isnreal right now and we're living through it.
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Jul 2, 2017 20:43
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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-currency-idUSKBN19N0MD For around $4 USD you can now get a 2000 Syrian Pound note with Bashar al-Assad's face on it so that you can commemorate the man responsible for an ongoing civil war I guess
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Jul 2, 2017 21:02
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Internet Wizard posted:http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-currency-idUSKBN19N0MD But no money has Obama's face on it?
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