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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tight Booty Shorts

:colbert:

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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

you fools have learned nothing. the irony vote is too powerful for humans to control. you'll doom us all, unless thats what youre trying to do in which case it'll do the opposite

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whats irony is lthat like bronys except for iron man

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

punchymcpunch posted:

whats irony is lthat like bronys except for iron man

mike pence hosed a horse

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Jeb!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I'm a fan of the Me platform, voting Me

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

remove my nomination i hate all of u n i dont want any part of this
go gently caress urself

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Turdfuzz posted:

remove my nomination i hate all of u n i dont want any part of this
go gently caress urself

bullshiet

u woulda been my running m8 and woulda turned the executive mansion into a caligulaesque monkey house

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I vote cat-guy from the trump thread.

We need extreme vetting.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
serious suggestion: jeb

comedy suggestion: condiv

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i nominate ranch

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I nominate Al! 4 real

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

remove my nomination i hate all of u n i dont want any part of this
go gently caress urself

i nominate turdfuzz

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

i nominate ranch

i will chase you round the antares nebula and through perditions flames!!!!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i will chase you round the antares nebula and through perditions flames!!!!

my absence really does drive you up the wall :bigtran:

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
i look forward for every post requiring a homestuck metaphor as soon as Kyoon takes command of this ship!

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



i nominate al! b/c he seems cool

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Turdfuzz posted:

remove my nomination i hate all of u n i dont want any part of this
go gently caress urself

if you dont nominate jeb im going to nominate you

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

my absence really does drive you up the wall :bigtran:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesJfSx0ves

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:3: :3:
:sympathy: :unsmith:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Turdfuzz posted:

remove my nomination i hate all of u n i dont want any part of this
go gently caress urself

i nominate turdfuzz

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




yet another song about ranch smdh

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



diggin the roxy music tho keep em comin

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i nominate deadgoon because he has a prole af avatar

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*kisses prole af biceps* the gym owners control the means of production of these guns
*kisses prole af biceps* are you a main ingredient of a thin, tasteless, but somewhat nutritious broth that is our staple? cos ur shredded like lettuce

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i nominate john podesta

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!
I vote lorn wayne cause dudes would probably let things go to poo poo and it would be funny

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

it seems like every prez gets one medium sized change they can push, like probing boosted or getting a new smiley

if elected my issue will be freeing matey unless they went away because theyre a pedo or something

idk who matey is but people like them so

he posted a lot in the old bernie thread and was super funny, he ate a long probe from a hillshill IK once so that became the running gag, "free matey"

imo its still imperative to free him regardless

Ok, I updated the list because I was out all week drinking and doing karaoke at different bars (seriously)

Since some of you gave multiple nominations, or renominated so its all confusing and labyrinthine as it should be and mistakes were definitely made, so I took the first one and added only that one because of Uhh uhh, rules or whatever *twirls fingers nonchalantly in the air*

:shrug:

Nominations:
Squizzle - 2
TRUMP - 3
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 8
Lastgirl - 4
Turdfuzz - 1
Al! - 5
Fishmech - 2
Me - 3
Joementum - 1
Yinlock - 1
Lindsey O. Graham - 3
Ed Balls - 1
Schnorkles - 1
:bernget: - 1
deadgoon - 2
Hitler baby hitler got killed by Jeb! so that rolls this into Jeb! - 2
Jeb! - 8
- 1
H5N1 - 3
free matey - 2
mariana horchata - 1
cumshitter - 1
A Handed Missus - 2
ranch - 1
Turdfuzz - 1

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Calvinball says

Everyone who recieved only 1 nomination at this point gets deducted.

Killing babies disqualifies you because you don't want human heat in the goblin's nest so the alternate earth Jeb! that killed baby hitler is gone for trying to alter the timeline. This Earth's Jeb! is still in


Nominations:
Squizzle - 2
TRUMP - 3
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 8
Lastgirl - 4
Al! - 5
Fishmech - 2
Me - 3
Lindsey O. Graham - 3
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 8
H5N1 - 3
free matey - 2
A Handed Missus - 2

Calvinball also says uhh... umm *checks index card* oh ya anyone on this list can trade nominations with each other

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I give two of my noms to Al! and 1 to galenorth and 1 to Squizzle

Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 3
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 9
Al! - 7
Fishmech - 2
Me - 3
Lindsey O. Graham - 3
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 8
H5N1 - 3
free matey - 2
A Handed Missus - 2

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 18:29 on Jul 8, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Jeb!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

yet another song about ranch smdh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPbToMJmCI

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I vote lorn wayne cause dudes would probably let things go to poo poo and it would be funny
lol im fukken dyin here

 " l e t "

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

no sound? for shame

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan

Lastgirl posted:

Calvinball also says uhh... umm *checks index card* oh ya anyone on this list can trade nominations with each other

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

H5N1 posted:

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

:hai:

Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 3
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 9
Al! - 7
Fishmech - 2
Me - 3
Lindsey O. Graham - 3
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 11
free matey - 2
A Handed Missus - 2

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm gonna throw my vote in for

Epic High Five

My policy platforms are twofold:

1) Posting a half dozen unresized massive pictures per page will earn you a 6er. Timg people
2) I will make all of your wildest dreams come true, all of them forever, if you just vote for me

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I will also 6er on sight any dumb gifs of bored white women

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

I will also 6er on sight any dumb gifs of bored white women

*grabs you the fmn happy meal*

That'll be 1.69

so far Jeb! is on track to being pretend president of a subforum :toot:

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