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Blazing Zero posted:if you can, i recommend it but I got my Albion catheter ordered. And will have a medical professional install it near launch to make me the most proficient goon.
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post the link to that albion branded catheter? thanks in advance
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Jul 6, 2017 02:50
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I only play games that have their own branded soap to encourage people to bathe, I assume this game is already ahead of the curve and has a whole hygiene line?
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Jul 6, 2017 03:05
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Jul 6, 2017 03:15
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*Camera pans in from stage left. An obese manchild is furiously tapping on an iPhone screen while talking into a headset* Man: Yeah, I'm married. *pauses for other end of the conversation* you'd do that for me? *Wife enters stage center from staircase, looks furious* Wife: Who are you talking to at 3 in the morning? Man: It's forge from Albion goons. *Wife grumbles and snatches headset visibly irritated* Wife: Well, FORGE, from ALBION GOONS, what are you wearing?! *Shot swaps to scene of Forge, in the nude, covered in Cheeto dust and Totinos crumbs, furiously tapping a somewhat smaller tablet screen* Forge: T6 plate *Shot swaps back to wife and manchild. Wife covers headset mic and glares at husband* Wife: She sounds hideous! Man: Well she is a goon! *Laugh track plays, followed by Seinfeld outro*
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Jul 6, 2017 05:12
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Time to end the thread and make a new one because that's the peak right there.
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Jul 6, 2017 05:54
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What is this? did AO finally get good and become the new UO? Am I going to relive by glory days of being a teenager back in pre-trammel UO?
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Jul 6, 2017 06:22
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Charles Bukowski posted:Please don't. Alex buys in on all of the bad MMOs, dumping a lot of cash on them.
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Jul 6, 2017 06:30
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Could be worse. He could be suxpool.
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Jul 6, 2017 07:43
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Installing. I played this way back in the earlier betas, gave up when I realised that the wipe schedule was multiple years.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:51
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Charles Bukowski posted:Could be worse. He could be suxpool. the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Jul 6, 2017 10:46
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Great news guys: my toddler just signed on as our guild's official stone gatherer! I'm compensating her with continued room and board. Can I get a goon tee in size 3T?
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Jul 6, 2017 11:37
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Remember Ruggan you can upgrade all mats for free now at the base. 3 T2 = 1 T3 4 T3 = 1 T4 5 T4 = 1 T5 etc So get your toddler cracking! Put them in a T2 zone and 2393259832218 T2 later we'll have 1 T8.
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Jul 6, 2017 13:22
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forge posted:Remember Ruggan you can upgrade all mats for free now at the base. Can we please refer to this as "Upcycling" from now on just to trigger people
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forge posted:Remember Ruggan you can upgrade all mats for free now at the base. You know as poo poo as it is out in black with no T2. I do like that the game makes it so no mats ever become useless.
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Jul 6, 2017 14:15
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hello I need an auth
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Jul 6, 2017 15:06
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SebastianK posted:hello I need an auth Did you join the AC discord? I don't see you e: Assuming you are SebK?
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Jul 6, 2017 15:25
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Need Auth let the grindcuck begin
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Jul 6, 2017 15:52
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vermeul posted:Need Auth let the grindcuck begin Verm? Please post your dicksword name tia
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Jul 6, 2017 15:56
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SebastianK posted:hello I need an auth who are you in discord? didn't see you in the list..
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@blazing it seems random pubbies want to join the guild after watching some of the people in AwfulCompany streaming.. This is our time for form the interview committee.. lets do it friend. [10:54 AM] bigcracker: Hey I was just watching a one of the Awful Company streamers for albion and was looking to join. Was reading the welcome messages and didn't know it was a gay/bi guild. Do you guys accept people who aren't?
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forge posted:[10:54 AM] bigcracker: Hey I was just watching a one of the Awful Company streamers for albion and was looking to join. Was reading the welcome messages and didn't know it was a gay/bi guild. Do you guys accept people who aren't?
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Jul 6, 2017 16:41
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Ruggan posted:Great news guys: my toddler just signed on as our guild's official stone gatherer! I'm compensating her with continued room and board. Can I get a goon tee in size 3T? Exploitation begins at home.
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Jul 6, 2017 17:11
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Gluttony and I had a frank discussion today and I believe we have made great progress for our two peoples. May this everlasting peace be followed by the owning of scrubs. God bless Albion Online.
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Jul 6, 2017 17:44
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AC is accepting of all types and genders. If you want to identify as a fork and be electronsexual thats cool and fine. AC is accepting all new recruits up until release - it has built up a substantial member base and bad apples get weeded out actively (as well as never-log-inners). If you are looking for a *~*:^%*safe space*%^:*~* then Awful Company probably isn't for you, you loving basement dwelling cheeto covered unemployed nerd. Racism / serious anti-LGBwhatever the acronym is now rhetoric is dealt with swiftly because we are in 2017 after all.
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Jul 6, 2017 18:09
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Auth me daddy GluttonySD 
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Jul 6, 2017 21:50
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Charles Bukowski posted:Gluttony and I had a frank discussion today and I believe we have made great progress for our two peoples. May this everlasting peace be followed by the owning of scrubs. God bless Albion Online. together, both cis scum breeders and non-breeders alike will exert our goon penniesses on Albion. FormerFatty fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Jul 6, 2017 22:37
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In my continued downward spiral I have upgraded my preorder, joined the goon discord, and am considering taking a day off of work... This can only end in tears and piles of socks. Could use an auth gents.
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Jul 7, 2017 01:59
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auth me up lads scrotebustin on all platforms
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Jul 7, 2017 02:39
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Did they ever put fishing in?
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If by fishing you mean fishing for tears, yes. We should give a bounty of guild silver to the first person who gets threatened with SWAT, think ivy wont last time. I've seen a picture so I know its a after release thing. Also nearly 100 people have signed up, thanks! If you haven't yet please do so.. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdFIrtkUzKtBA3IUUmzzjEtPupDMKL90mnOq-YGU6yP0AzbKg/viewform
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You didn't give me a PvP option of just loving tell me what we're short on, but that's obviously going to change since numbers will most likely rapidly drop off (and might include me, I've stuck around for most or all of the earlier betas, but hosed off pretty quickly in the later longer ones). I like healing mans, but a healer isn't very useful in a 3 man roaming gank that tend to happen at 3AM, which are also some of the more profitable ones. I'll probably end up with healing and something that slows, are bows still good for the ranged stacking snare? I think they got rid of same type stacking but maybe they got rid of it. I remember slowing horses to under walk speed with a group and it was hilarious.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:00
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I'm basically going to follow people around and be a healbot for the time that i play.
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I can't decide if I want to healbot with holy staff or DPS with a crossbow because crossbow is kind of cool in this game.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:18
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I like grindy mmos also something about auth
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Jul 7, 2017 20:28
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pixaal posted:You didn't give me a PvP option of just loving tell me what we're short on, but that's obviously going to change since numbers will most likely rapidly drop off (and might include me, I've stuck around for most or all of the earlier betas, but hosed off pretty quickly in the later longer ones). We should have a pretty endless supply of players to PVP with for roams around the clock #goonDream Healing is obviously very important but we will have to make a determination once we get the final numbers on whether or not a certain role is needed. We will also strongly suggest that non-PVPers go a certain type of weapon(frost) that will basically become the newb militia weapon for Awful Company -- think EvE tacklers but in AO it might be frost mages. I think unless you are planning on being a GvG(5v5) player, your choice of weapon wont be as crucial to nail down right away... just remember, we are goons, we will be zerging and ganking 
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Jul 7, 2017 20:38
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msg me on discord if you still need a auth.
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pixaal posted:You didn't give me a PvP option of just loving tell me what we're short on, but that's obviously going to change since numbers will most likely rapidly drop off (and might include me, I've stuck around for most or all of the earlier betas, but hosed off pretty quickly in the later longer ones). cool thing about a 3am roaming gank crew is you only really need a t4 weapon for the first couple months. roll heals or whatever you want, and you can unlock a side weapon in 30 minutes to kill people with. for small gank crews you definitely want something with a movement buff for running down horses and such. double bladed staff, claws, daggers are all great options.
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auth as macdonal ta
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