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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016


She is goddamn scary looking

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

TBeats posted:



She is goddamn scary looking

She looks like she's about to unhinge her jaw.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

TBeats posted:



She is goddamn scary looking

Both of these people are garbage

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/u6bcRDE.gifv

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


Eyyyyyyy!!! I'm getting fired here!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Should've tried out for Pope instead.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




Thank you. This puts a smile on.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/257847692057772032

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He's going to kill himself, isn't he?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

all the tweets he deleted and he held on to this one? lol

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

He's going to kill himself, isn't he?

If he does, I'm going to laugh real hard when Trump inevitably insults him for doing so.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

TBeats posted:



She is goddamn scary looking

If those pair were to rip their faces off and there was a face of something else under it would be alarming, but not surprising.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Did we fly a bunch of bombers over NK today as a show of force? Is that a good idea? It also seems.. Like an empty threat to me.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Blind Rasputin posted:

Did we fly a bunch of bombers over NK today as a show of force? Is that a good idea? It also seems.. Like an empty threat to me.

More of a threat than an aircraft carrier that's headed the wrong way.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Blind Rasputin posted:

Did we fly a bunch of bombers over NK today as a show of force? Is that a good idea? It also seems.. Like an empty threat to me.

If they flew over NK with impunity, I'd argue that's not really an empty threat.

Though I doubt they actually flew over NK.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

McNally posted:

If they flew over NK with impunity, I'd argue that's not really an empty threat.

Though I doubt they actually flew over NK.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Blind Rasputin posted:

Did we fly a bunch of bombers over NK today as a show of force? Is that a good idea? It also seems.. Like an empty threat to me.

It's not so much an immediate threat as it is a demonstration that our Air Force can reach out and hit them if they actually decided to start a fight.

We tend to make these demonstrations with aircraft that can either help penetrate air defenses (B-2) or aircraft with ALCM/CALCM capabilities (B-52). For the latter, it's a demonstration that we don't even need to enter their air defense grid to wreck them.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

He's going to kill himself, isn't he?
I just hope he doesn't kill any innocents in the process.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
NEWS O'CLOCK NEVER ENDS

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/892170318529404931

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.c363ecb13582

quote:

On the sidelines of the Group of 20 summit in Germany last month, President Trump’s advisers discussed how to respond to a new revelation that Trump’s oldest son had met with a Russian lawyer during the 2016 campaign — a disclosure the advisers knew carried political and potentially legal peril.

The strategy, the advisers agreed, should be for Donald Trump Jr. to release a statement to get ahead of the story. They wanted to be truthful, so their account couldn’t be repudiated later if the full details emerged.

But within hours, at the president’s direction, the plan changed.

Flying home from Germany on July 8 aboard Air Force One, Trump personally dictated a statement in which Trump Jr. said he and the Russian lawyer had “primarily discussed a program about the adoption of Russian children” when they met in June 2016, according to multiple people with knowledge of the deliberations. The statement, issued to the New York Times as it prepared a story, emphasized that the subject of the meeting was “not a campaign issue at the time.”

The claims were later shown to be misleading.


-----

Although misleading the public or the press is not a crime, advisers to Trump and his family told The Washington Post that they fear any indication that Trump was seeking to hide information about contacts between his campaign and Russians almost inevitably would draw additional scrutiny from Mueller.

Trump, they say, is increasingly acting as his own lawyer, strategist and publicist, often disregarding the recommendations of the professionals he has hired.

“He refuses to sit still,” the presidential adviser said. “He doesn’t think he’s in any legal jeopardy, so he really views this as a political problem he is going to solve by himself.”

Trump has said that the Russia probe is “the greatest witch hunt in political history,” calling it an elaborate hoax created by Democrats to explain Clinton losing an election she should have won.

Because Trump believes he is innocent, some advisers explained, he therefore does not think he is at any legal risk for a coverup. In his mind, they said, there is nothing to conceal.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Dunning-Krueger

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

cowboy elvis posted:

Dunning-Krueger

Our president is a shining example of this. Also "Swiss cheese brain".

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If this is God blessing America, it's because we are busy sneezing.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Maybe on a long enough time line Donnie Dumbfuck can act as an inoculation against any balls-to-the-wall fascist leaders that come along and happen to be competent because holy god drat is this clown a massive gently caress up on basically every level.

Still worried about the powers that be realizing the powder keg we've got going on and acting to defuse it by doing something besides turbo-loving the rest of the country. I am somewhat optimistic that Fuckface VonClownstick will have bought us some time for that realisation by going scorched earth on the rest of his party as he appears to be and doing his level best to piss off the intel community instead courting them.

2018 ain't looking too good though. If Pootie Poot goes whole hog and just flat out hacks the elections with no subtlety to make the entire thing appear untrustworthy to both sides it could get ugly.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

bird food bathtub posted:

2018 ain't looking too good though. If Pootie Poot goes whole hog and just flat out hacks the elections with no subtlety to make the entire thing appear untrustworthy to both sides it could get ugly.

Every republican I know jacks off to their power fantasy american movies like Red Dawn so i suggest bombing russia would be a good start to unifying the country.

poo poo, it'd even be good for putin; he'd actually have an outside threat to get that populist base deepthroating him even harder.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Just complete contempt for everybody and everything. He's a living tornado. A fat retarded tornado.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Trump is going to claim any evidence Mueller finds is fabricated, isn't he?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

RFC2324 posted:

Trump is going to claim any evidence Mueller finds is fabricated, isn't he?

Already been done. Wikileaks posted a tweet claiming Mueller would do just that, and then deleted it.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

Trump is going to claim any evidence Mueller finds is fabricated, isn't he?

No, he's going to agree utterly and offer a complete and heartfelt confession.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Wasabi the J posted:

Every republican I know jacks off to their power fantasy american movies like Red Dawn so i suggest bombing russia would be a good start to unifying the country.

poo poo, it'd even be good for putin; he'd actually have an outside threat to get that populist base deepthroating him even harder.

It's always fun pointing out that the Wolverines are the mujahideen to this sort of rah rah typer

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

quote:

Christian Broadcast News has suggested President Donald Trump’s cabinet is the most evangelical cabinet in history even more than born again Christian George W. Bush.

“These are godly individuals that God has risen to a position of prominence in our culture,” said Capitol Ministries president and founder Ralph Drollinger. According to CBN, the majority of the cabinet officials attend a frequent Bible study class, that is the first of its kind in at least 100 years.

He has long maintained that changing the hearts of lawmakers to see a Christian worldview could guide them to making good policies. While he doesn’t lobby on behalf of peace or advocate policies that would fit a Jesus-like agenda, he has started a Bible study group in 40 state capitols as well as foreign capitols. He teaches weekly Bible study classes for the U.S. House and Senate and now leads a group of nearly all of Trump’s cabinet officials.

Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price, Energy Secretary Rick Perry, Education Secretary Betsy Devos, Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue and CIA Director Mike Pompeo are all regular attendees.

The most notable, however, is Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

“He’ll go out the same day I teach him something and I’ll see him do it on camera and I just think, ‘Wow, these guys are faithful, available and teachable and they’re at Bible study every week they’re in town,'” Drollinger said of his influence.

He said that the group is the “best” he’s “ever taught” because the officials “are so teachable; they’re so noble; they’re so learned.”

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

So that's how you get an evangelical to publicly enjoy sucking a cock. Interesting.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Did we do an Oompa Loompa for Mooch yet?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


CommieGIR posted:

evangelicals.txt

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
you've gotta be loving

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/white-house-officials-tricked-by-email-prankster/index.html

quote:

(CNN)A self-described "email prankster" in the UK fooled a number of White House officials into thinking he was other officials, including an episode where he convinced the White House official tasked with cyber security that he was Jared Kushner and received that official's private email address unsolicited.

"Tom, we are arranging a bit of a soirée towards the end of August," the fake Jared Kushner on an Outlook account wrote to the official White House email account of Homeland Security Adviser Tom Bossert. "It would be great if you could make it, I promise food of at least comparible (sic) quality to that which we ate in Iraq. Should be a great evening."

Bossert wrote back: "Thanks, Jared. With a promise like that, I can't refuse. Also, if you ever need it, my personal email is" (redacted).
Bossert did not respond to CNN's request for comment; the email prankster said he was surprised Bossert responded given his expertise. The emails were shared with CNN by the email prankster.

White House officials acknowledged the incidents and said they were taking the matter seriously. "We take all cyber related issues very seriously and are looking into these incidents further," White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told CNN.

-----

One such exchange appears to have possibly played a role in the tensions between then- White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci, who resigned from his job earlier today, and since-fired White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus.

Masquerading as Priebus, the prankster emailed Scaramucci's official account using a mail.com account on Saturday, the day after Priebus' resignation was announced.

"I had promised myself I would leave my hands mud free," wrote the fake Priebus, "but after reading your tweet today which stated how; 'soon we will learn who in the media who has class, and who hasn't', has pushed me to this. That tweet was breathtakingly hypocritical, even for you. At no stage have you acted in a way that's even remotely classy, yet you believe that's the standard by which everyone should behave towards you? General Kelly will do a fine job. I'll even admit he will do a better job than me. But the way in which that transition has come about has been diabolical. And hurtful. I don't expect a reply."

The very real Scaramucci responded: "You know what you did. We all do. Even today. But rest assured we were prepared. A Man would apologize."

Fake Priebus wrote back: "I can't believe you are questioning my ethics! The so called 'Mooch', who can't even manage his first week in the White House without leaving upset in his wake. I have nothing to apologize for."

Actual Scaramucci responded: "Read Shakespeare. Particularly Othello. You are right there. My family is fine by the way and will thrive. I know what you did. No more replies from me."

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Aug 1, 2017

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Iago reference, nice

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892147656319004672

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

The final finger to the Mooch.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

CommieGIR posted:

The final finger to the Mooch.

Since it was Kelly who fired him what do you think the odds were he didn't tell trump he was doing that first? Another reason he got escorted off the premises so that he couldn't go running to the ovalgold course to tattle and make trump un-fire him.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

M_Gargantua posted:

Since it was Kelly who fired him what do you think the odds were he didn't tell trump he was doing that first? Another reason he got escorted off the premises so that he couldn't go running to the ovalgold course to tattle and make trump un-fire him.

By now he's gotta known.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

quote:

Othello

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