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FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Best fuckin post in a while right here. Double whammy.

I hope someone does follow up reports on joe in prison :allears:

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I hope he dies of dehydration in jail

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Today was basically quiet then in the last five minutes all hell broke loose. Mooch, Joe, and now Kelly.

Welcome to the Chief of Staff position John Kelly, here is your first ceremonial knife in the back for not being Trumpy enough!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/kelly-comey-phone-call-angry/index.html

quote:

(CNN) New White House chief of staff John Kelly was so upset with how President Donald Trump handled the firing of FBI Director James Comey that Kelly called Comey afterward and said he was considering resigning, according to two sources familiar with a conversation between Kelly and Comey.

Both sources cautioned that it was unclear how serious Kelly, then the secretary of homeland security, was about resigning himself.
"John was angry and hurt by what he saw and the way (Comey) was treated," one of the sources said.

Comey, who took Kelly's call while traveling back from Los Angeles to Washington, responded to Kelly by telling him not to resign, one of the sources said. The sources said Comey and Kelly are not close friends but that they had a professional relationship and a deep mutual respect for each other.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'd love to have a chat to someone who still thinks the Trump admin is a normal, well-run entity.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

so did mooch's boneitis finally strike

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Two Finger posted:

I'd love to have a chat to someone who still thinks the Trump admin is a normal, well-run entity.

I've got my wife's family reunion next week. I can Skype you in and you can go hog wild.

crazyivan45
Apr 30, 2008
Quick! We need another oompaloompa verse!

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

The Mooch just got The Axe.



Oompah Loompahs go!

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


TenEleven loving days. But at least we got this out of it.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jul 31, 2017

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
I just know Mooch was fired because he was getting so much attention since his hiring that the Donald just couldn't take it.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
Get hosed Mooch.

...

I'm not good at this.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Mooch at least got rid of Priebus before getting canned, which is nice.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

so did mooch's boneitis finally strike

Really good.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Speaking of Priebus, is there anyone left in Trump's inner circle with actual ties to the GOP?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Two Finger posted:

I'd love to have a chat to someone who still thinks the Trump admin is a normal, well-run entity.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/214349/trump-averaged-higher-job-approval-states.aspx

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Speaking of Priebus, is there anyone left in Trump's inner circle with actual ties to the GOP?

Pence is the closest they've got now I think.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/mtsw/status/892091870855270400

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Delizin posted:

Pence is the closest they've got now I think.

Well, I mean he's a career politician as a governor, but was he ever really in the higher circles of policy-making of the GOP?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

trump about to give a moh to a vietnam medic

his first

lets watch this trainwreck

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

trump about to give a moh to a vietnam medic

his first

lets watch this trainwreck

Electoral victory in the first two minutes of the speech

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

trump about to give a moh to a vietnam medic

his first

lets watch this trainwreck

"Better than John McCain, who didn't win his election. I won mine by the largest electoral college victory in history and would have won it by the largest popular vote of 5 million illegals had not voted. You find those five million illegals and I'll give you another Medal of Honor.

You know.. I got a Purple Heart..."

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm guessing he advocates for war crimes

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Duzzy Funlop posted:

Well, I mean he's a career politician as a governor, but was he ever really in the higher circles of policy-making of the GOP?

Subquestion if he starts cutting ties with the GOP how long does it take before impeachment becomes expedient?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
Does John Kelly really think he can run the White House? It seems like he's positioning himself to be one of those "I followed orders" Nazis

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy crap, looks like The Mooch was "escorted" out of the White House after he got axed.

https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

"Better than John McCain, who didn't win his election. I won mine by the largest electoral college victory in history and would have won it by the largest popular vote of 5 million illegals had not voted. You find those five million illegals and I'll give you another Medal of Honor.

You know.. I got a Purple Heart..."

He's gonna say congratulations because 80% of people think you 'win' a MoH already, like it's the grand prize for going through one of the worst days of your life or something

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
God I wish Trump hands the guy a MAGA hat or something. Like a box of his old lovely steaks.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Trump seems to never rehearse a single speech he ever gives. Or maybe he's just that stupid.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/891998881009061888

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The presidential mind control drugs are working so far

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
This is a good speech by Trump standards but goddamn it's uncomfortable to listen to.

"That means billets"

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
lol the mooch lost his wife, new child (probably), and now his job in like a week

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I like to think Mattis told trump if he gets off script he will literally kill him.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Did trump find someone to give an MOH too? I bet he did

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
loving lmfao pull the plug on this poo poo. Coup time

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

*Oompa loompas enter the room and wrap a microphone around Scaramucci*

Oompa loompa doopity doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doopity dah
If you are smart don't suck your own cock

What do you get when you call up the PRESS?
The headlines are full of your horrified MESS!
Delusional mega-lo-maniAC!
What do you think will Come. Of. That?
Divorce. Papers. From. Your. Wife!

Oompa loompa doopity doh
Don't call the news and swear up a storm
Be employed for more than ten days
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity stay!

*somersaults over him*

DOOPITY DOO!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hot Karl Marx posted:

lol the mooch lost his wife, new child (probably), and now his job in like a week

also selling his company

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

TBeats posted:

I am more certain than I have ever been of anything in my life that Mattis told trump if he gets off script he will literally kill him.

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