July 2017 Current Events: Service Guarantees Surgery.

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Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

bird food bathtub posted:

From within? Eeeeeh.

If you want to disrupt the NRA from without just start up Black Panthers 2: Gun Rights Boogaloo and watch racist white people freak the gently caress out about "hey maybe we SHOULD restrict the second amendment". Of course they'll only push for solution that secure the existence of their people and a future for their children but it's a start that can be pushed into other legislative approaches.

You're being ironic, right? In the full knowledge that it was Black Panthers 1, black vets with gun touting the 2nd amendment that scared the basically static NRA into the super death lobby they are today?

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:34

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Waroduce posted:

I was on Oklahoma one time and I saw a pregnant women by cigs and two handles of vodka, get in the car and drive off.

Maybe they weren't for her.....

If you didn't run after the car screaming MARRRRY MEEEEE you're doing it wrong.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 16:03

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Godholio posted:

No. There's a decent cigar bar and a dueling piano bar downtown. And a good movie theater in Moore that was heavily damaged by the EF-5 tornado in '13 but has since reopened. Otherwise, keep flying over.

Don't hold your breath.

The Warren? It's F5 rated baby, it sheltered people during that monsta

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 20:25

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Godholio posted:

Well, it lost a huge portion of its roof and part of a wall, so I don't know what to tell you. It certainly survived better than the hospital a block away. On the news I saw a car sitting in the waiting room that I'd been in a couple months earlier.

A mile north and it would've wiped my empty house off the face of the earth and my financial situation would be much better today for it.

I was working for Integris then. Their Southwest Medical hospital on Western has probably the best E.R. in the metro. Think working poor neighborhoods. I loved those E.R. folks.

edit- that woman whose husband was literally ripped from her arms into the sky was a friend and ex co-worker of my wife. I went to see her the next morning to let my wife & co-workers know how she was doing.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 22:16

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Sergg posted:

*Oompa loompahs burst into WH Press Room and start dragging away Spicer*

"What do you get, when you tell a big fib?
Inauguration crowds were not really that big.
Chew gum all day and get terribly mad.
Yelling at press is undig-nif-ied. SAD!
Back. To. The. Reserves. With. You.

Oompah loompah doopity dee
If you are smart you'll listen to me
Women will play you on SNL dude
Unlike the oompah loompah doopity doo!"

*they somersault away carrying Spicer*
"DOOPITY DOO!"

Hahahaha

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 17:19

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

suboptimal posted:

It's basically this

But with a dumbass girl who just killed her sister.

Each generation seeks to define itself with new, original parameters of stupid

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 23:49

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Woof Blitzer posted:

Old lady dies in bathroom in 114F heat. You do the math

Condolences.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 01:21

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

we had a little scuffle in southeast asia in the 60s to the early 70s. John McCain participated in that

If by participated you mean he lost a jet, yeah.

edit

Mr. Nice! posted:

If he only he had been as concerned with keeping his planes in the air.

durn golnit

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 01:00

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

cowboy elvis posted:

We can survive four years of Trump hiring the dumbest motherfuckers who all want to fight amongst themselves.

Yeah, but we won't want to

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 22:18

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Be the Cincinnatus we need.

I think there's another Oompa Loompa ditty rhyming Mattis and Cincinattus in there (I'm on hiatus)

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/891046321087537154

Hahahaha

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 00:36

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Balls have zero to me too, frankly

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 22:51

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

shyduck posted:

I'm more concerned (I can't use that word the same way now) about how China, or anybody else on the opposite end of these rants that aren't involved in the day-to-day of Washington might handle these tweets. Like is China doing the same thing, thinking Trump is just larding off and it'll amount to nothing? I have a feeling they do, since everybody talks, but there's that lingering doubt, and it's really unnerving.

the Chinese have a trumptranslator that fires off those little picture-grams meaning whitenoise whitenoise nothingtoseehere whitenoise carryonbusinessasusual.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 02:49

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/890495682867585024

its like he's trying really hard to get into twitter comedy and it gets worse every time

Prop Wash posted:

welp i'm visiting a graveyard in a foreign country, which according to my religion is traditionally a sacred ground and even otherwise is a place of peaceful rest for the bodies of hundreds of people I don't know, time to make a political joke of it

I hope the appropriate Norse god dumps a big landslide on his ignorant rear end.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 22:50