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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I can't believe the Molocks think they have a right to be married WTF


:gas:

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ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

I can't believe the Molocks think they have a right to be married WTF


:gas:

Thus completes the trilogy of July CE threads.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

So... the tryrannomaster in charge of Arcturus system's doctrination goo tanks got busted down to warlordial imperator after getting caught squeezing the new cadets' garbleflonxes.

Can't wait for that whole branch to get confined to their squignogs for the next decade

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Death to the surface dwellers!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
MAIM KILL BURN

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Look, say what you want, but its totally wrong for the High Evolutionary to hog all the moon rocks. If us mutated people can't get any, how are we supposed to have a fair shot at the next intergalactic shake up? I'm not exposing myself to another dose of radiation like that again.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Make Earth-2 Great Again

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

shame on an IGA posted:

So... the tryrannomaster in charge of Arcturus system's doctrination goo tanks got busted down to warlordial imperator after getting caught squeezing the new cadets' garbleflonxes.

Can't wait for that whole branch to get confined to their squignogs for the next decade

You really going to poo poo up the July thread with this again? Especially after last month when you claimed that tyrannomasters should be given sympathy because they have a hard job and are just trying to make it home to their self-replicating synthkin.

Guess that six milliquark probation you ate just wasn't enough.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

suboptimal posted:

You really going to poo poo up the July thread with this again? Especially after last month when you claimed that tyrannomasters should be given sympathy because they have a hard job and are just trying to make it home to their self-replicating synthkin.

Guess that six milliquark probation you ate just wasn't enough.

oh here we go with the autosexual normativity again. loving bigots like you make me sick

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
great another loving bot, reported

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

great another loving bot, reported

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
B
Baby
Backwoodsman
Balls
Bandit
Barbar
Bastard
Bastard
Beavis
Beginner
Biest
Bitch
Blubber gut
Bogeyman
Booby
Boozer
Bozo
Brain-fart
Brainless
Brainy
Brontosaurus
Brownie
Bugger
Bugger, silly
Bulloks
Bum
Bum-fucker
Butt
Buttfucker
Butthead

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
For my third PhD, I'm doing my dissertation on the CNN-Doxxing wars of the first Trump dynasty. Hopefully if I pass, I can qualify for minimum space-wage at McDonalds!

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Deathy McDeath posted:

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I see what you did there....

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
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get on my loving level, noobs :smug:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Mike-o posted:

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get on my loving level, noobs :smug:

c2FtZQ==

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

shame on an IGA posted:

oh here we go with the autosexual normativity again. loving bigots like you make me sick

I'm sorry, hUman. This issue just gets me fusioned up. Can we at least agree that Monty-398 is still the cutest dog in GiP, just like all 397 of his predecessors?

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

July CE 3017: We speak in machine language.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ASAPI posted:

July CE 3017: We speak in machine language.

10 PRINT "SMDFTB"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
This one is more comfy tbh

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i am a sex bot beep boop

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

tastefully arranged labia posted:

i am a sex bot beep boop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

I think you're a little early but I appreciate your enthusiasm

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

loving Draconis Combine is pushing on the borders AGAIN. Won't they ever learn?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Welp, God Emperor Trump hypertweeted again.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Zeris posted:

For my third PhD, I'm doing my dissertation on the CNN-Doxxing wars of the first Trump dynasty. Hopefully if I pass, I can qualify for minimum space-wage at McDonalds!

There's a much larger kernel of truth to this joke than is generally appreciated. He sent it out on the @POTUS account. That poo poo is now official record and archived for everybody's third PhD a hundred years from now.

We are going to look so, so loving stupid to any historians that manage to survive the canned sunshine.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
If nukes pop off I think the internet goes bye bye No? I don't think any of this will be accessible in 1000 years any way

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
One could only loving hope.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Waroduce posted:

If nukes pop off I think the internet goes bye bye No? I don't think any of this will be accessible in 1000 years any way

library of congress archived it all in bunkers, along with this site and everything else on the internet. it's like they want a perfect record of all the reasons this planet deserved the alien bombardment.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

ASAPI posted:

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

This place is not a place of honor.

No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

Nothing valued is here.

This place is a message and part of a system of messages.

Pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us.

We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yo guys I'm space chief on a space yacht and this just in space stewardesses are hot

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Waroduce posted:

If nukes pop off I think the internet goes bye bye No? I don't think any of this will be accessible in 1000 years any way

In a thousand years the maybe hundred thousand to a million remaining humans will live in the polar regions as they'll be the most habitable regions left on earth.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
The disembodied human minds living in digital realities will murder all beings of flesh in order to capture more energy to run their brain computer server farms

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://youtu.be/izQB2-Kmiic

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
The first meteor was a real let down, hopefully the next one will seal the deal

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bird food bathtub posted:

There's a much larger kernel of truth to this joke than is generally appreciated. He sent it out on the @POTUS account. That poo poo is now official record and archived for everybody's third PhD a hundred years from now.

We are going to look so, so loving stupid to any historians that manage to survive the canned sunshine.

Your gimmick posting like you're living 1000 years ago is getting old, (((broheim))). Sorry to be the one to tell you this

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Why aren't you retards using your holotext reverse buttchat bots to discuss current events for you so you can watch and relax and suckle your nourishment tubes? What are you, some kind of reenactment troupe?

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