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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ADINSX posted:

Lemme run it back the other way op, imagine having NO computers

*calmly walks into the sea, free at last*

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Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

ADINSX posted:

Lemme run it back the other way op, imagine having NO computers

my credit cards all now have computers in them
my car key has computer in it

i yearn to be unshackled from such things

Starsmydestination
Feb 23, 2012

I have no desire to be part of some computer cult where lots of people have too many computers and its a horrible world because too many computers. Imagine a world with a computer to person ratio of less than 0.

Wells
Sep 21, 2008

THIS IS A BIZ!!!
Lipstick Apathy
Hi, I'm your new neighbor down the block, and I'm required by law to let you know that I have two computers

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Starsmydestination posted:

I have no desire to be part of some computer cult where lots of people have too many computers and its a horrible world because too many computers. Imagine a world with a computer to person ratio of less than 0.

your in the wrong forum then

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
does a phone count as a computer in this thought experiment?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
i have 2 computers a linux and a normal computer

i use the normal computer to google how to fix the linux

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-image-angry-businessman-shouts-two-phones-image13404736

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
not counting Internet of poo poo and embedded devices
I have at least 15 computing devices in my household

4 are disconnected at the moment

need to increase that number

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Ripoff posted:

Why did you decapitate your computer?

Are you like computer Jeffry Dahmer???

i put a1 in the open side door but these chips taste boring

ADINSX posted:

Lemme run it back the other way op, imagine having NO computers

im imagining you having no computers

Jimmy Carter posted:

not counting Internet of poo poo and embedded devices
I have at least 15 computing devices in my household

4 are disconnected at the moment

need to increase that number

at least 20 but after that were into partial functioning

most are tablets

like that one ds9 episode where obrien has a lot of work and knocks a stack over but with all the crappy tablets

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



sometimes i remember having two back when one ran linux isos and i had to download and compile drivers just to get online

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
if you run sli or crossfire thats like having 1.28 computers

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




cheese-cube posted:

ur brain is a computer

imagine having two brains

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I had a lot of computer parts laying around as a kid and my brother and I played 2v2 starcraft with 4 computers and 2 people.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have two come puters, one of them is "retro"

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Salt Fish posted:

I had a lot of computer parts laying around as a kid and my brother and I played 2v2 starcraft with 4 computers and 2 people.

heh. nerd.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



both a perfect spheres

the ideal apple computer

imagine two apple computers

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



imagine haiku

two computers all for you

you, they, are both bad

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jul 8, 2017

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
seems like at least two computers too many imo tbqh op, hth

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

big scary monsters posted:

seems like at least two computers too many imo tbqh op, hth

ikr

pram
Jun 10, 2001

big scary monsters posted:

seems like at least two computers too many imo tbqh op, hth

imo ymmv

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
I do all my computing on my iPad

[/smug Apple user voice]

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
used to keep a laptop on my desk that i'd use for chatting and music playback while i was getting sick owns on pubbies

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
in my computer harem, my linux computer is tsundere, my windows computer is yandere and my apple computer is bishojo

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




wat

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
why would i buy a second monitor when i could buy a second computer

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two posts at the same time, man.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

ADINSX posted:

Lemme run it back the other way op, imagine having NO computers

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

my bitter bi rival posted:

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two posts at the same time, man.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

my bitter bi rival posted:

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two posts at the same time, man.

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
i would put my computers rear end 2 rear end and have them blow hot air into eachother all day long until one of them overheats and the other is declared the victor

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

having 2 computers is fun to fantasize about, but in reality what always ends up happening is you really just like using one a whole lot more, and get really into it, and then the other one just sits there and you feel awkward so you try to use it occasionally but it can tell youd rather be using the other one. eventually the neglected one collects dust and just goes into sleep mode while you fuckin bottom out mouse1 on the other one

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Helianthus Annuus posted:

i would put my computers rear end 2 rear end and have them blow hot air into eachother all day long until one of them overheats and the other is declared the victor

:yeah:

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Helianthus Annuus posted:

i would put my computers rear end 2 rear end and have them blow hot air into eachother all day long until one of them overheats and the other is declared the victor

good thinking

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Helianthus Annuus posted:

i would put my computers rear end 2 rear end and have them blow hot air into eachother all day long until one of them overheats and the other is declared the victor

like m&ms but with computer

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
There's a lot of computers at my house, just idling. In cupboards, on desks, under televisions... just sitting around wasting cycles instead of mining precious Internet money

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
gotta buy some new coolers for my pentium 3s so I can properly install them 🤔

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

my bitter bi rival posted:

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two posts at the same time, man.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
[looking at first computer] nice...nice...

[looking at second computer] oh, hell yeah!

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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
imagine having no computers, man.

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