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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
"this is so liberating and exciting" she thinks to herself, bending over and spreading her butt cheeks open for a table full of middle aged computer-plugger-inners as they slurp up microwaved salsuberry steaks

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

a star war betamax posted:

They also have topless barber shops in most college towns

a star war betamax posted:

Any place with a large population of young girls out from under the protection of their father for the first time will have a wide variety of opportunities for those girls to make a couple of bucks over min wage doing menial tasks naked

Are you okay?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

a star war betamax posted:

Any place with a large population of young girls out from under the protection of their father for the first time will have a wide variety of opportunities for those girls to make a couple of bucks over min wage doing menial tasks naked

Nude retail workers?

Head North
May 19, 2017

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

Are you okay?

Hush now... he's very angry at IT workers, so just... just let him post.

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

I don't blame vegan dad for running down that grandma. I bet he slammed on the brakes as hard as he could with his tiny vegan stick leg

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


The thought of them having a greasy meat barbecue would be like Satanism to them, wouldn't it.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Head North posted:

Hush now... he's very angry at IT workers, so just... just let him post.

I'm actually curious now.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

The thought of them having a greasy meat barbecue would be like Satanism to them, wouldn't it.

What's that meat? Dogs? Star wars betamax's parents?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

a star war betamax posted:

"this is so liberating and exciting" she thinks to herself, bending over and spreading her butt cheeks open for a table full of middle aged computer-plugger-inners as they slurp up microwaved salsuberry steaks

Remember back when you used to post threads that we liked?

I honestly liked those threads.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Bert Roberge posted:

Remember back when you used to post threads that we liked?

I honestly liked those threads.

People change, they evolve...............Like a more depressing version of Pokémon

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bert Roberge posted:

What's that meat? Dogs? Star wars betamax's parents?

Moose face is having a barbie right now! But he's all out of orca.

moose face posted:

Anybody want anything? What can i get ya?

got every animal under the sun here in the icebox. Whats to your liking?


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Jul 9, 2017

Head North
May 19, 2017

by zen death robot
Hello, and welcome to Imagine Vegan Cafe, would you like to try our compressed vegan soy disk?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Head North posted:

Hello, and welcome to Imagine Vegan Cafe, would you like to try our compressed vegan soy disk?



Did they also do the catering for fyre festival?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

a star war betamax posted:

People change, they evolve...............Like a more depressing version of Pokémon

I post really mean. I don't want to be mean.

I want you guys to know that I like and love all of you.

You provided me lots of entertainment and I appreciate it.

edit: goddammit I'm really sorry.

Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Jul 9, 2017

Head North
May 19, 2017

by zen death robot
I actually kind of like those Boca soy burgers. The taste and texture is nothing like meat, but they're still pretty good. I'm not sure how they pair with toddler butt and yodeling.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bert Roberge posted:

I like and love all of you.

Same, some may say I'm a dreamer.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Same, some may say I'm a dreamer.

Imagine that.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Strip clubs are still really loving weird. Even if it's your bachelor party that is a really loving weird scene.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


This guy gets it!

Head North
May 19, 2017

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

Strip clubs are still really loving weird. Even if it's your bachelor party that is a really loving weird scene.

Yeah, the idea of women who have to be paid to endure my presence is awkward and insulting to me. I think that makes me a "beta cuck"? I dunno, I can't keep up with the millenials.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



This has been an enjoyable thread to read. Good work all. Goodbye

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Head North posted:

Yeah, the idea of women who have to be paid to endure my presence is awkward and insulting to me. I think that makes me a "beta cuck"? I dunno, I can't keep up with the millenials.

You are cute.

Head North
May 19, 2017

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

You are cute.

Thanks, I want to kiss you with mouth.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Head North posted:

Thanks, I want to kiss you with mouth.

I will let you.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ratjaculation posted:

This has been an enjoyable thread to read. Good work all. Goodbye

You're welcome Ratjaculation. :tipshat:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

This is CONSENSUAL don't write a THINK PIECE about it!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

You're welcome Ratjaculation. :tipshat:

We were honored to have you, Ratjaculation.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Am I getting sex or not?

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Head North posted:

I actually kind of like those Boca soy burgers. The taste and texture is nothing like meat, but they're still pretty good. I'm not sure how they pair with toddler butt and yodeling.

Pretty well. Made for each other, really.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Ahahaha.

Meat is murder, not your milk not your mother, also we ran over a human being and sadly our van was mortally wounded.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Is this proof of the Podestas operating a second child trafficking front?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Isn't taking a poo poo on the floor and yodeling about it how it's done in Memphis?

the south tried to secede for the right to poo poo on the floor, yodel and show people their buttholes

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Walkin' in Memphis, I was walkin' with my butthole ten feet off of Beale

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

fatter than jesus christ in a porn parody

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

turn off the TV posted:

Is this proof of the Podestas operating a second child trafficking front?

one would think forums user "nigga crab pollock" would be all over this

but there's no democrats to demonize so oh well

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Aatrek is probably king of most disgusting goons ever, but GE is probably his right hand man.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Head North posted:

Yeah, the idea of women who have to be paid to endure my presence is awkward and insulting to me. I think that makes me a "beta cuck"? I dunno, I can't keep up with the millenials.

Its OK just relax in sniffers row

The rules are simple, no touching no yodeling and you can't return the butthole flash

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
On the topic of strip club buffets, just have the pole dancer covered in ice cream and have the clients pay 2-3 dollars for a spoon that they can use to scoop the ice cream off the stripper to eat.

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