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EorayMel posted:On the topic of strip club buffets, just have the pole dancer covered in ice cream and have the clients pay 2-3 dollars for a spoon that they can use to scoop the ice cream off the stripper to eat. Good plan if you want a fat stripper in two weeks.
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butthole flash is an awesome username idea
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like a cigarette should posted:Walkin' in Memphis, I was walkin' with my butthole ten feet off of Beale
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That Robot posted:butthole flash is an awesome username idea Please dont steal my superhero name.
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Head North posted:Hello, and welcome to Imagine Vegan Cafe, would you like to try our compressed vegan soy disk? Which prison do they cater for?
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Jul 9, 2017 23:58
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This thread has kinda gone south. I blame myself and alcohol.
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Bert Roberge posted:This thread has kinda gone south. It's a great thread, but I think maybe we've mined this butthole right out. Oh we went GOLD!!! Goldmine????
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Welcome to Imagine. Can I take your order? GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Jul 13, 2017 07:55
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Finally a cafe that simulates irl the posting experience of GBS
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Jul 13, 2017 10:22
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it's "welcome to my butthole", the restaurant
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Welcome to the butthole we got fun and games We got everything you want honey, we know the names We are the people that can find whatever you may need If you got the money honey we got your disease In the butthole, welcome to the butthole Watch it bring you to your sha na na na na knees knees
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EorayMel posted:On the topic of strip club buffets, just have the pole dancer covered in ice cream and have the clients pay 2-3 dollars for a spoon that they can use to scoop the ice cream off the stripper to eat. I've actually seen this happen. Some porn star or famous model was in town and she had a kiddie pool that she filled up with chocolate ice cream and rolled around in to. I then watched as a grown man pay $5 to get a plastic spoon and reach right into her rear end crack for a big spoonful and pop it into his mouth like it was manna from heaven.
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Bonzo posted:I've actually seen this happen. Some porn star or famous model was in town and she had a kiddie pool that she filled up with chocolate ice cream and rolled around in to. I then watched as a grown man pay $5 to get a plastic spoon and reach right into her rear end crack for a big spoonful and pop it into his mouth like it was manna from heaven. lol
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Blue Train posted:It's gross your mom works there?
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Bonzo posted:I've actually seen this happen. Some porn star or famous model was in town and she had a kiddie pool that she filled up with chocolate ice cream and rolled around in to. I then watched as a grown man pay $5 to get a plastic spoon and reach right into her rear end crack for a big spoonful and pop it into his mouth like it was manna from heaven. 
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Bonzo posted:I've actually seen this happen. Some porn star or famous model was in town and she had a kiddie pool that she filled up with chocolate ice cream and rolled around in to. I then watched as a grown man pay $5 to get a plastic spoon and reach right into her rear end crack for a big spoonful and pop it into his mouth like it was manna from heaven. It was a big day for me OK stop busting my balls
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Bonzo posted:I've actually seen this happen. Some porn star or famous model was in town and she had a kiddie pool that she filled up with chocolate ice cream and rolled around in to. I then watched as a grown man pay $5 to get a plastic spoon and reach right into her rear end crack for a big spoonful and pop it into his mouth like it was manna from heaven. That would be p cool without the $5.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That would be p cool without the $5. It'd be even cooler without the porn star or famous model
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Also ice cream isn't very healthy
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a star war betamax posted:Also ice cream isn't very healthy Calcium is good for you dude. 
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if you stare long enough into the butthole, the butthole stares back
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Buttholes
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Buttholes
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Something about eating while I'm popping a chub doesn't sit right with me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACxfKB3iP4
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Posting from the goldmine
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Bonzo posted:I've actually seen this happen. Some porn star or famous model was in town and she had a kiddie pool that she filled up with chocolate ice cream and rolled around in to. I then watched as a grown man pay $5 to get a plastic spoon and reach right into her rear end crack for a big spoonful and pop it into his mouth like it was manna from heaven. I think the last time I went to a strip club was this lovely dive called Last Chance. One of my coworkers was sitting up by the main stage and the really clapped out looking dancer took his Corona and put the neck of the bottle in her vagina. I mean I cheered for him to drink out of it just like everyone else but I was mostly just glad it wasn't me. 
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KomodoWagon posted:Something about eating while I'm popping a chub doesn't sit right with me. I tried watching porn once while eating and it made me feel kind of sick.
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He should never go to that café.
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Why are vegetarians normal as gently caress, but vegans weird as poo poo?
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ElGroucho posted:Why are vegetarians normal as gently caress, but vegans weird as poo poo? A good friend of mine runs AV for his church and IMed me this over the weekend:  
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Zahgaegun posted:A good friend of mine runs AV for his church and IMed me this over the weekend: This looks like a Steve Bruhl sketch "Eat some bologna, you hunks!"
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ElGroucho posted:Why are vegetarians normal as gently caress, but vegans weird as poo poo? not a dig at their idiotic personal choices and complete failure to contextualize things as rational actors but vegans' diets are often actually very lacking in a lot of micronutrients that have been proven to be involved in brain functionality. a lot of them take supplements to try to counteract this even though study after study shows that supplements for whatever reason don't get absorbed by the body nearly as well as actually digesting food
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My brother in laws girlfriend refused to eat bread made with honey because those poor bugs are enslaved. What do they do when they see a cockroach? I mean, that's good protein right there. I had a Muslim roommate in college who would be like, "Hey my dudes, are you ordering pizza? Can you get one, plain cheese? Thanks, my guy." He didn't give me a 10 minute lecture about how pork is haram and how disgusting I am for eating them. ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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ElGroucho posted:My brother in laws girlfriend refused to eat bread made with honey because those poor bugs are enslaved. Any Muslims I've known have been notoriously chill about haram food being offered at gatherings, just as long as they didn't eat it. I even got ribbed due to probably going overboard asking if things with pepperoni had to be kept on a separate table. On the other hand, I once had a vegan flip out on me because I used cheap chicken boullion cubes (containing zero actual chicken; they were just salt and artificial flavor) in a recipe for a potluck. Not even showing the container with the ingredient list was enough to get her to shut the Hell up about how 'sick' and 'awful' she felt. Are there some vegan hard-liners that won't even eat something if it's artificially flavored like animals?
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Probably told this story somewhere on the forums, but the same brother in law came to visit with his girlfriend. My wife was trying to be super cool about her diet, so she made chile colorado with mushrooms and no animal product at all. It was goddamn delicious. She did not eat it, because she didn't see it cooked, so she can't confirm it was made properly. We spent their whole visit looking for Vegan food. Not delicious vegetables, but vegan hotdogs, vegan pizza, vegan burgers. I didn't see this lady eat single loving vegetable the whole time she was in town. She was short and skinny/fat to an absurd degree. Just a skinny person with gross, bloated skin. I've got the day off one morning, my wife and her brother are out hanging out; I figure I'll put some coffee on the stove, wait for her to wake up and we can talk a little bit. It's getting later and later. At first I'm thinking maybe she feels ashamed to use the restroom. I start to worry about her bladder, like maybe she's going to piss her pajamas. Hours pass, and now I'm debating whether to bust in the door and see if she died in her sleep. She slept in until 1 PM that day, and every day of their vacation. She was active for like 8 hours, and then hibernated until the next day. I know there are some normal vegans because I've met them, but goddamn if there aren't some that are bad press for the others.
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Do you normally assume someone has died or peed themselves if they sleep in past noon.
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Psycho Society posted:Do you normally assume someone has died or peed themselves if they sleep in past noon. I do if they go to sleep at 8 PM
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Clarisa ASMR1 week ago I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY CLIT AND LICK MY VEGAN PUSSY. Reply 1 Online women who want to gently caress that guy: at least 1 Online women who want to gently caress user "Joe Mama Poonana": ???
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