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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Who What Now posted:

If we ban annoying bags of disease how do you expect to get in?
lol

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Only poor people and the Amish use crosswalks. Get a real job and a car for christsakes.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

The thread just keeps delivering :allears:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Who What Now posted:

Only poor people and the Amish use crosswalks. Get a real job and a car for christsakes.

What about bicycles

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

They seem like the kind of people who would buy a 90s VW Eurovan

all vw vans are super finicky and expensive to maintain and generally unreliable so unless you're truly an enthusiast with mechanical skill and don't mind getting your hands dirty they're a bad choice. but so is opening a restaurant so who knows.

it was probably a chevy whatever or chrysler/dodge/whatever shitmobile. or maybe a financed whatever the vw-flavored grand caravan was called.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
This is all really loving funny

I don't have anything else to contribute beyond questioning whether they have any pets that they also raise free-range

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


GeneX posted:

This is all really loving funny

I don't have anything else to contribute beyond questioning whether they have any pets that they also raise free-range

They own a couple of pigs they feed with scraps from the cafe.

Heh, I commented from Youtube on around 20 Youtube vids about vegan food in Memphis, and shared the imagine video.
I just got a dislike. How can they not appreciate art. I expected better from vegans.

Vid about the cafe here:
http://wreg.com/2017/07/06/restaurant-faces-backlash-after-response-to-negative-review/

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

They own a couple of pigs they feed with scraps from the cafe.

Heh, I commented from Youtube on around 20 Youtube vids about vegan food in Memphis, and shared the imagine video.
I just got a dislike. How can they not appreciate art. I expected better from vegans.

Vid about the cafe here:
http://wreg.com/2017/07/06/restaurant-faces-backlash-after-response-to-negative-review/
okay fess up. which one of you clowns is Troy Washington.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


a hole-y ghost posted:

okay fess up. which one of you clowns is Troy Washington.
Ask her on Twitter if she has stairs: @Troyw_Wreg3

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

They own a couple of pigs they feed with scraps from the cafe.

Heh, I commented from Youtube on around 20 Youtube vids about vegan food in Memphis, and shared the imagine video.
I just got a dislike. How can they not appreciate art. I expected better from vegans.

Vid about the cafe here:
http://wreg.com/2017/07/06/restaurant-faces-backlash-after-response-to-negative-review/

Wow I do not miss that Appalachian accent.

This literally would not even be a story if she didn't call out that customer.

Just take the small hit to your yelp rating and move on.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bert Roberge posted:

Wow I do not miss that Appalachian accent.

This literally would not even be a story if she didn't call out that customer.

Just take the small hit to your yelp rating and move on.

We're filled with negative energy against veganism apparently.

https://www.facebook.com/Imagine-Butthole-Cafe-1767146536634772/

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jul 8, 2017

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

We're filled with negative energy against veganism apparently.

I'm gonna start one of those cat cafés but just let the cats poo poo everywhere and not clean it up.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

What about bicycles

I made sweet sweet love to your grandmothers tired vegan anus.

On a bicycle.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

We're filled with negative energy against veganism apparently.

https://www.facebook.com/Imagine-Butthole-Cafe-1767146536634772/

Haha good lord there's like 200 faux reviews.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

jesus thats depressing

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bert Roberge posted:

Haha good lord there's like 200 faux reviews.



Bert Roberge posted:

Good lord is there anything sadder than a country song about Alzheimer's?

Smythe posted:

jesus thats depressing
It really is. Sorry. I was going to overlay it over the .gif, but didn't want to listen to the whole thing :/
It was funnier in my head when I posted it as it seemed so over the top.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jul 8, 2017

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

lol

e: gently caress these are great

myDad fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jul 8, 2017

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Some of these people must be goons.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Health inspectors have visited the cafe in response to butthole reports:
http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_401748/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=6Jj3pJ0X

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

Health inspectors have visited the cafe in response to butthole reports:
http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_401748/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=6Jj3pJ0X

read the report and saw those 2 fateful words. can you guess the words? do you know what they are?





vent hood

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

Health inspectors have visited the cafe in response to butthole reports:
http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_401748/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=6Jj3pJ0X

Smythe posted:

read the report and saw those 2 fateful words. can you guess the words? do you know what they are?

vent hood

After Imagine goes under we can start a kickstarter and help her fund Dookie's Doghouse.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

After Imagine goes under we can start a kickstarter and help her fund Dookie's Doghouse.

Home of the log dog.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

This place should really exploit it and go full Japanese Toilet Restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvmfmZqd9I

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bert Roberge posted:

This place should really exploit it and go full Japanese Toilet Restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvmfmZqd9I

Oh, Japan


















:stare:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Needs more maids imo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIjYNqUeNUI

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Bert Roberge posted:

This place should really exploit it and go full Japanese Toilet Restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvmfmZqd9I

bruh it literally says in the first 1 second it's in taiwan

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


What is it with Asia and toilet themed restaurants? Bejing, Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia. America just isn't ready for these trend setters.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Teikanmi posted:

bruh it literally says in the first 1 second it's in taiwan
Yeah but if you ask mainlanders they'll say it's the same thing

icehotels
Aug 10, 2014

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Is anyone in Memphis and can check this place out?

I'm in Memphis. I'm not going there.

icehotels
Aug 10, 2014

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Isn't taking a poo poo on the floor and yodeling about it how it's done in Memphis?

I see you've visited the Bluff City before.

icehotels
Aug 10, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:



listen bitch, this professional business isnt about being professional or a business

Sadly, this is a common attitude in Memphis.

Okay done block quoting now.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Lol our poop and puke dining industry needs a boost in the US.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Teikanmi posted:

bruh it literally says in the first 1 second it's in taiwan

It was literally the first thing that came up when I searched 'Japanese Toilet Restaurant.'

I apologize for offending your sensibilities do you need a pic of my butthole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beqtlvZFWVA

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

BigBadSteve posted:

Health inspectors have visited the cafe in response to butthole reports:
http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_401748/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=6Jj3pJ0X

I mean despite the whole "feral kids" thing, they got a 98/100 on their inspection report with only relatively minor noncompliance items... you've gotta give some credit where credit's due.

(Still shouldn't have kids running around the place like that I mean come on...)

Rolodex
Jan 7, 2006
From their Yelp reviews:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Just wow if that stayed after they cleaned up the reviews!

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

This is brilliant. :allears:


:pusheen:

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jul 9, 2017

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sure it's maybe not a "health code issue" but I feel like "I don't want some kid flashing his butthole at me while I eat" is a reasonable complaint that shouldn't be met with 'I will never put my business before my kid!'

Just seethes of those white parents who can't control their kid and never say no because he's so 'special' and he grows up to be a total shithead because of it.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Is there an dining experience I can have while I look at exposed buttholes?

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