a thread where we discuss the soft drink Tab, but in an ironic way

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Mariana Horchata

lol u drink TAB, i only dab TAB out of my $1500 bespoke tempered glass rig with a nail made from unused NASA composite materials...

Obviously...

# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:01

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:22

alnilam

google THIS posted:

if you enjoy tab you can pretend to hate it, and thus still be discussing the soft drink tab in an ironic way as requested

you could also use one of the other forms of irony, like uh... the audience knows something about your tab that you don't?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Put a Tab on my tab!" said Tabitha, known to her friends as "Tab". She had just done a tab of acid, this beverage was gonna taste SWEET

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# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:46

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*ahem* okay, so i've got one:
tab is basically safe for human consumption

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# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:46

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tab also sounds a little like "dab", the cherished byob meme of winter past

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# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:46

google THIS

alnilam posted:

you could also use one of the other forms of irony, like uh... the audience knows something about your tab that you don't?

Romeo drinks the Tab, not knowing that Juliet's Mr. Pibb wasn't poisoned after all.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 21:27

Macnult

Confucius, Buddha, and Laozi dipping their fingers in a vat of tab soda ironically

# ? Jul 7, 2017 21:33

FactsAreUseless

RC Cold and Tab management teams accidentally ending up at the same restaurant. The waiters know not to serve them alcohol. They had to call the cops last time. Sayantani and Raul keep making eye contact, trying not to let their friends catch them. Theirs is a forbidden love.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 21:37

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Hmmm, the drink is known for being... gay? That's v my brand. I'll take a 500 case

# ? Jul 7, 2017 22:42

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Romeo drinks the Tab, not knowing that Juliet's Mr. Pibb wasn't poisoned after all.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 23:15

alnilam

Tab soda was believed to be an elixir of mortality by many in Emperor Qin's court, and he may have even drank it at times, perhaps contributing to his death. Legend has it that his tomb contains rivers of Tab to carry him through the afterlife.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 23:22

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google THIS posted:

Romeo drinks the Tab, not knowing that Juliet's Mr. Pibb wasn't poisoned after all.

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# ? Jul 7, 2017 23:30

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I am very sorry and I will show myself out ttfn

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# ? Jul 8, 2017 04:48

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

tab cola the CHOOSE TOUR OWN ADVENTURE post:

the soft drink Tab is eitjer:

a) good..good as hell lol [turn to page 38]
b) tab..ifs BAD its bad it fuckken SUCKS :twisted:

[close the book what the gently caress is wrong with you]

# ? Jul 8, 2017 04:53

Scaly Haylie

i switched to another window and stumbled upon the alt-tab movement, those people are crazy

# ? Jul 8, 2017 08:45

Twenty Four

*Ushers son in to room, and gestures towards his computer screen, with a dozen tabs about Tab open*

"Son, we need to talk."

# ? Jul 8, 2017 11:51

Twenty Four

Cool kid with sunglasses rides up on a skateboard and dumps a can of Tab into his rig, takes a rip, and lets out a huge carbonated cloud out and the bubbles spell out "Take a Tab Dab!"

# ? Jul 8, 2017 11:55

Twenty Four

*Walks up to the bar and orders a drink*

"Bartender, whiskey and Tab, and make it a double."

Bartender - "Double Tab?"

*Smiles and winks*

# ? Jul 8, 2017 11:56

Twenty Four

"Bartender, give me a Tab, and put it on my tab."

*Bartender, first day on the job, picks up a can of Tab and turns it over and over in their hands, extremely confused*

# ? Jul 8, 2017 12:16

FutonForensic

# ? Jul 8, 2017 13:11

alnilam

lol @ the posts

# ? Jul 8, 2017 14:16

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Jul 8, 2017 15:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FutonForensic posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 8, 2017 15:36

little munchkin

"mmm that's good" - me when i drink a Tab, the soft drink that everyone in byob likes to drink

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# ? Jul 8, 2017 17:27

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Insert Tab A into slot ME :grin:

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# ? Jul 8, 2017 17:33

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*strikers outside the factory keeping a look out for tab scabs*

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# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:45

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tab is a carbonated soft drink which i often enjoy due to its freshness and competitive taste to other, more known brands

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# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:46

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

just postin here to keep tabs on tab

# ? Jul 8, 2017 22:46

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

you drink from the tabges river, and have a moment of spiritual reflection. it tastes like tab

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:22

cda: by Hand Knit

tab is byob now

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 12:41

cda: by Hand Knit

i f seeing the number 268 doesnt make you involuntarily taste tab in you r mouth gtfo byob

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 12:43

cda: by Hand Knit

[byob voice] tabs n' dabs my dudes

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 12:44

Hey Whose Mule: by FactsAreUseless

Tab in the streets; Tab on the sheets.

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 12:46

cda: by Hand Knit

zero image hits for "tab can bong" byob, you know what to do

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 12:47

cda: by Hand Knit

byob starter pack: marijuana leaf, tab can, doctors weed prescription for anxiety, kinsey scale where the number 3 has been replaced by 69 and circled in purple crayon

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 12:49

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cda posted:

[byob voice] tabs n' dabs my dudes

# ? Jul 10, 2017 16:21

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Tab flavored with Old Bay

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 18:20

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

subverting gender norms by drinking the pink cola

# ? Jul 10, 2017 18:53

cda: by Hand Knit

sriracha. mother. loving. TaB.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 20:04

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:22

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*me to cute bartender* "give me th usual" *winks*
*blushing, she mixes up my trade mark drink, jack and tab*
*everybody in the establishment stands up and claps*
and that bartender was richard dawkings

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# ? Jul 11, 2017 12:27

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