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wearing a lampshade

"bah gawd, is that tab's music?!"

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wearing a lampshade

My friend: I'll have a pint of Stoneroad Oatmeal Stout.
Me: :barf::barf::barf: god that sounds disgusting... loving gross... probably tastes like rear end after digesting spicy pork rinds... I'll just have a Tab. :cool:

wearing a lampshade

I like to imagine a world where Tab, my favourite soda, beats up all of my bullies in front of me and then it lets me take a long, ice-cold sip

You could say revenge is a Tab best served ice cold... but in a warm room so the condensation on the can looks really cool...

wearing a lampshade

I feel bad for you that you think loving tab is can only be ironic. I cant even begin to imagine the darkness of your surely hellish existence, the daily torment you must suffer through as you drink lesser beverages. But maybe one day you'll know the one true joy of cracking open a cold Tab™, alone in the basement, as you imagine your extensive collection of non-poseable anime figurines nodding in approval.

wearing a lampshade

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wearing a lampshade fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 7, 2017

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