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He was actually closer to bamphomet than a red impy lookin' guy. blonde hair, goat horns, goat legs, normal coloring. and, as the client specified: BIG PUFFY NIPPLES
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Sociopastry posted:client specified: BIG PUFFY NIPPLES This thread makes too many good titles
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OwlFancier posted:In that Jesus is a literal sheep I would assume. I read a novel where he was a lion.
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Sociopastry posted:I'd say they're all equally difficult, but in different ways. As a bespoke dildo maker myself (thanks wholly to that other Ask/Tell thread!) this is my experience. I've only been at it about a year and have absolutely no good or crazy stories. Maybe I should try sculpting more MLP-related things? I'm also not immersed in the "community" at all, which probably makes a difference. I started reading this thread as I was thinking of branching out (I can draw pretty well) but, uh, now that I've read the whole thing...maybe not. Like I could handle someone being both super picky and non-communicative about what they want (I've done small business graphic design for for years and that's pretty much the job) but the white-knighting/doxxing poo poo is the stuff of my nightmares.
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This thread can not die. My BFF conned me into going to furry cons with her back in the mid-00's and it was one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
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It is a good thread, yes. What was surreal, lots more random offers for hugs than at say some anime con? That's my guess.
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OP, did you ever get commissioned to draw skyscraper-sized Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi loving on top of destroyed buildings?
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That drat Satyr posted:This thread can not die. Stories plox
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Cheston posted:OP, did you ever get commissioned to draw skyscraper-sized Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi loving on top of destroyed buildings? No, and if you want that you're gonna have to find someone else to draw it. I'm out of the game.
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sebmojo posted:Stories plox Ok so we were doing the one in Atlanta that's held in the same hotel area as DragonCon. It's massive. The dealer's room is huge. I'm sitting there minding her table while she was off getting something from the room or whatever, when this guy shuffles up to the table making a disturbingly loud crinkle crinkle sound. He was probably about 5'2. Pretty short, all considered. He was wearing denim overalls. By this point I finally take a good look at him and realize that no, he's not *only* wearing overalls. He has a diaper on under there, too. About 5 second D's went by and then the smell hit me. There are no words. Just... None. So Poopdiaper babyfur is there putting his (presumably) nasty hands all over my friends print books and other merch, and I am trying VERY HARD to make just enough polite conversation to not be rude if he's going to actually buy something. Shortly along another guy, dressed similar and with a GIANT rave-style pascifier 'round his neck comes by and they wander off together. I have some pretty good art stories that I guess I'm comfortable sharing, as I've been out of the fandom for almost 10 years at this point. My bff and I would often auction collaborative pieces when we visited each other so we had mad money. That went really well, until we got the one guy that crushed our souls and ruined our childhoods, all in one go. I also have psychotic furry Actual Stalker™ that has been up my rear end since I was a 16 year old kid posting stupid fantasy art on Elfwood. I'm 33 now. 
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Sociopastry posted:No, and if you want that you're gonna have to find someone else to draw it. I'm out of the game. Aaaw, I read in another A/T thread that everyone had had to do that one at some point That and something about balloons??
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That drat Satyr posted:Ok so we were doing the one in Atlanta that's held in the same hotel area as DragonCon. It's massive. The dealer's room is huge. I'm sitting there minding her table while she was off getting something from the room or whatever, when this guy shuffles up to the table making a disturbingly loud crinkle crinkle sound. Despite my best intentions, I can't help but remember some topic about a guy going through trash for used diapers and then microwaving them so they're 'ok to use'. It's an expensive fetish, for sure.
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Cheston posted:That and something about balloons?? It would be funny if you had heard the term "inflation" and thought it had something to do with actual balloons, but I suppose what is more likely is that there is a fetish based around actual balloons.
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Buttcoin purse posted:It would be funny if you had heard the term "inflation" and thought it had something to do with actual balloons, but I suppose what is more likely is that there is a fetish based around actual balloons. Right you are, my friend. In fact,t here are lots of fetishes involving balloons, and all of them tend to fight amongst themselves. The most vocal being "poppers", people who get their rocks off to popping balloons/the threat of popping ballons, and "loonies", which most emphatically do not wanna pop balloons, and indeed will often collect "harems" of mylar, latex, and other balloons. Sometimes this includes things like pool toys, but not always. And yes, I've drawn them porn before.
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Sociopastry posted:Right you are, my friend. In fact,t here are lots of fetishes involving balloons, and all of them tend to fight amongst themselves. The most vocal being "poppers", people who get their rocks off to popping balloons/the threat of popping ballons, and "loonies", which most emphatically do not wanna pop balloons, and indeed will often collect "harems" of mylar, latex, and other balloons. Sometimes this includes things like pool toys, but not always.  Now I know that this is actually porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr9DI3YLOTA&t=24s (no, it's not NWS)
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Sociopastry posted:Right you are, my friend. In fact,t here are lots of fetishes involving balloons, and all of them tend to fight amongst themselves. The most vocal being "poppers", people who get their rocks off to popping balloons/the threat of popping ballons, and "loonies", which most emphatically do not wanna pop balloons, and indeed will often collect "harems" of mylar, latex, and other balloons. Sometimes this includes things like pool toys, but not always. I know enough dancers and sex workers that I didn't really expect to be surprised by anything in here. This thread has no officially surprised me. I thought I was a veteran of the internet, too.
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Sociopastry posted:Right you are, my friend. In fact,t here are lots of fetishes involving balloons, and all of them tend to fight amongst themselves. The most vocal being "poppers", people who get their rocks off to popping balloons/the threat of popping ballons, and "loonies", which most emphatically do not wanna pop balloons, and indeed will often collect "harems" of mylar, latex, and other balloons. Sometimes this includes things like pool toys, but not always. Huh, so Hank’s dad having a fetish for women sitting on and popping balloons in King of the Hill is a real thing.
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Huh, so Hank’s dad having a fetish for women sitting on and popping balloons in King of the Hill is a real thing. It is indeed a hella real thing, and those women make fuckin' bank. If you have a good rear end and are okay with selling videos of you sitting on balloons and popping them you'll find some good money in it.
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Yup. Also farting on cakes. Honestly, if there's any way an oriface can interact with/around something, that's a fetish. In fact, there's some fetishes where it's basically impossible for the person to uhhhh... utilize the object of their affection, like people who are sexually attracted to carnival rides or buildings.
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I'm gonna stick the Eiffel Tower up my fairy cave Edit, also, since I'll be busy with work and won't have much time to contribute to the thread (and honestly, I've told most of my good stories), I'd like to open this up to anyone else that's done fetish art/ work in the fetish community. RUN WILD AND FREE, DICKAPEDES
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Does a dickapede have dick legs or a dick body or both? Something like this I guess. Maybe 
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betamax hipster posted:That sounds like quitter talk to me. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html I imagine that, if it has a hole or appropriately sized/shaped appendage, it's possible. And if not, just add a dildo/fleshlight. 
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Oh come on how can you not link to the full comicOglaf is the best.
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vortmax posted:Oh come on how can you not link to Agreed. Also it was kinda like that, but the little antennae were also dicks, and it had one large dick on the rear end-end.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:No dicks for eyes though? Missed opportunity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpT4ouiT2yM ?
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