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Sociopastry posted:cum inflation/ bulging/bukakke/living condom fetishes Here I thought I was an old and jaded internet dinosaur who's seen it all, but here I am finding out whole new depths.
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Straight White Shark posted:Here I thought I was an old and jaded internet dinosaur who's seen it all, but here I am finding out whole new depths. Some people like to have fun skimming over the water. Others enjoy plumbing the bottomless abyssal reaches of depravity. Then have sex with it.
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Jul 12, 2017 15:51
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That's a shame because its not just the corkscrew nature, its the explosive deployment of duck dicks that has really struck me (not literally). Also, vis-a-vis fun orgasm deets, all of your answers keep being a step beyond how bad I thought they were going to be, ie: Straight White Shark posted:Here I thought I was an old and jaded internet dinosaur who's seen it all, but here I am finding out whole new depths. Were there ever any odd lady bits in this Noah's Ark of horrifying animal wangs? Oh gosh, to swerve away from genitals, how much creative freedom were you normally given on these commissions and was it better or worse to be given a generally blank slate on which to manifest your dick stomping opus? Khizan posted:I'm gonna go with lips for one. For the second... maybe inner surface of the ear or a nostril? Ding ding! Upper lip was number 2 with the inside of your nostril being the worst. Alas, there were no tests on the eyeball or tongue, likely because eyeball stings require someone to fish the stinger out while a bee on the tongue transforms you into Gene Simmons.
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Jul 12, 2017 16:03
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someone awful. posted:Did you get many/any commissions for licensed characters, or was it mostly people wanting you to draw their original characters or fursonas doing the weird fetish stuff? Naw, if get people wanting characters from shows a lot. Usually my little pony, but I'd also get Disney shows, Nickelodeon shows, video games... But mostly people just wanted original characters.
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Jul 12, 2017 16:04
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Udenpah posted:That's a shame because its not just the corkscrew nature, its the explosive deployment of duck dicks that has really struck me (not literally). Also, vis-a-vis fun orgasm deets, all of your answers keep being a step beyond how bad I thought they were going to be, ie: I'm kinkshaming you. I'd get a lot of requests for tentacle filled vaginas and the like, but mostly all the weirder genitals were dicks. It varied on the client how much creative freedom I had. Some, like bee cock dragon guy, had exacting specifications. Most were more open, usually only specifying their fetish and how big they wanted the titties.
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Jul 12, 2017 16:08
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So how much do you figure you made in total?
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Jul 14, 2017 18:41
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Phooooo, that's a good question. let's seee.... at least 35000, because I could pay rent and bills and poo poo for the three years I was living with my abusive ex, plus buy booze/weed. Mind, that's a real rough estimate.
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Jul 14, 2017 19:51
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Sociopastry posted:Oh for sure. I mean, I had poo poo that I wouldn't do- scat, piss, maggots, bugfucking, etc. But for the most part I took any and all comers ( At first, I was assuming that you just said no to insect people, but I think I know the real answer to this. I don't want to really know the answer to this. Did you get any requests that you thought you'd be fine with but later had to bail on as you were working on it? Udenpah posted:And on that note, when you have time, what's the deal with Cum Golems? I'm surprised the answer to this wasn't one of  these cute little guys. tag for Oglaf.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:42
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) because I was desperate for money. And I did make a lot of money- but not enough to balance out the grosser poo poo.
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BirdOfPlay posted:At first, I was assuming that you just said no to insect people, but I think I know the real answer to this. I don't want to really know the answer to this. Oh man, Oglaf's just a good comic. And yeah, there was a few times when I had to bail partway through and refund their advance money. The main one was No Guro. I, like many other goons, enjoy a good violent video game now and then, but there's a difference between funny gibs in a vidya and someone wanting to gently caress what is basically a butchered human. Also piss. Couldn't do piss, it just made me gag.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:55
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Have you ever listened to The F Plus? They've talked about a lot of the weird fetishes you've drawn for people.
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Jul 17, 2017 19:00
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I found the f plus about three months back and it was amazing. It's amazing to listen to, and I would definitely recommend them to people who wanna hear more weird poo poo from the internet. It's like a little walk down hosed up memory lane for me.
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Jul 17, 2017 22:26
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Have you ever heard of any artists giving up art in general for any amount of time, including for good, after doing fetish commissions for the money? Or having their lives affected even beyond that?
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Jul 22, 2017 06:18
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BiggerJ posted:Have you ever heard of any artists giving up art in general for any amount of time, including for good, after doing fetish commissions for the money? Or having their lives affected even beyond that? Oh yeah. A few people in the community had to drop off the internet altogether for a while, because their clients got a little too interested in them. A lot of artists would periodically go on hiatus to get away from it all, or do periods where they'd only take commissions of things they wanted to draw. Some people really take to the work- but some, like me, are in it for the money and so aren't as suited or invested in it. I would take long rear end hiatuses at times- the longest was about three months where I didn't even want to look at my drawing tablet.
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Jul 22, 2017 14:46
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I'd like to hear about the Bimbony.
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Jul 23, 2017 03:20
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Might be a bit of a personal question, but do you find your own art erotic? How much do you think your own ideas about what's 'sexy' influenced what you drew?
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Jul 23, 2017 19:12
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jabby posted:Might be a bit of a personal question, but do you find your own art erotic? How much do you think your own ideas about what's 'sexy' influenced what you drew? Jacobus Spades posted:I'd like to hear about the Bimbony. Okay, so this one requires a bit of background knowledge. Strap on your learning caps, guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! So there's transformation fetishes, right? Usually it's something along the lines of a lady being transformed into an animal or some kind of object, usually a sexually charged one, like a dildo or condom or panties or whatever. However, there's also a subsection of that fetish that's callled bimbo-fying or bimboization. The idea is usually that you're taking a woman who is usually a mental scapegoat for WHY WON'T WOMEN TALK TO ME and then turning her into a submissive, promiscuous, completely stupid living sex toy for your enjoyment. This usually goes hand in hand with making her have bigger breasts, rear end, etc. It's really pretty gross and I'd always give the extreme side-eye to people who requested it, and eventually stopped doing it altogether because it made me very angry as a feminist and (at the time) female-identifying person. So one day I got a commission request- it was, at first, a simple MLP request, which I kind of hated doing but I was short on rent, so I took the job. I asked the guy what he wanted, expecting one of the main characters on the show being hosed in some way, or a self insert of some kind. No, no, what he wanted was bimboization of one of the main characters. The character in question was Twilight Sparkle, which, for those of you unfamiliar with the show is the brainy, bookworm kind of character. See, he loving hated that she was smart. Hated it. Absolutely loathed the fact that a fictional purple unicorn was allowed to be, as he put it "high and mighty and a know-it-all". So he wanted her to be turned into a vapid, cum-addicted fuckpony. Dude went on a giant diatribe about it. I mean, at least four paragraphs about how much he loving hated this fictional pony and the fact that she was smart. It was honestly some of the more vicious and vitriolic things I've ever read, and I used to hang out on reddit. He'd constantly email me during the process of the commission making sure I was doing a good enough job at "taking [her] down a peg" and really "teaching [her] a lesson." ...Like I said, rent was short and I was desperate. FluxFaun fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jul 23, 2017 |
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Jul 23, 2017 19:42
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You have to have one of your fetish commissions blown up to A3 size, framed and hung in your living room for the next year. Which one and why? And as a bonus, which one would you least like?
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Jul 23, 2017 21:37
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jabby posted:You have to have one of your fetish commissions blown up to A3 size, framed and hung in your living room for the next year. Which one and why? Is hang up one of the pin ups. Those are usually pretty okay as far as taste goes. I did one for some warrior last from world of Warcraft once that wouldn't look too out of place, maybe like a old fantasy cover or something. I wouldn't want the guro or bimbo ones.
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Jul 23, 2017 21:59
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Sociopastry posted:Not really, no. Mind you, I am fairly vanilla and have a pretty low sex drive anyway. It's always fun to draw butts and wieners, though. On top of that, when I'm working, I tend to just hyper focus on the actual process of the thing, rather than the content of what I'm doing. It's the same for anything I draw and commission. And mostly, by the time I was done drawing, I was kinda sick of looking at the drat thing. Uh.... usually I'm not critical of people's weird after-dark kink poo poo but I'm pretty sure that guy is an axe murderer.
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Jul 24, 2017 01:28
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yeah dudes who are into that sort of thing are usually one bad day away from ending up on the evening news.
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Jul 24, 2017 01:47
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What about, if you had to put up one of your top 3 most expensive commissions as an A3 poster in your living room, would you be able to?
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Jyrraeth posted:What about, if you had to put up one of your top 3 most expensive commissions as an A3 poster in your living room, would you be able to? That would probably be fish vagina guy. I'd do it just for the humor of the thing. Also the X-ray of the uterus filled with goldfish would be stunning. 
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Jul 24, 2017 06:48
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I once read somewhere that porn artists will sometimes have two handles, one that does vanilla commissions and one that does the weird poo poo (so the people looking for vanilla won't be scared away and the people looking for weird poo poo don't conclude you only draw vanilla). Is this something you ever did/thought about doing?
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Jul 24, 2017 06:54
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It is, in fact, something I did. No, you will never know my porn handle.
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Not much to add, just wanted to say that this thread is gold (and  at the same time). Really enjoying your horror stories here, hope you feel like sharing more. And also congratulations on finding your feet and a better living, I don't think I could have taken the route you did even if I could draw worth a poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2017 22:17
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How did your clientele get established? Did you have to actively get the word out or did you just advertise "I will draw terrible porn of anything" on your otherwise unadvertised account and they just came? (no pun intended  )
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Jul 25, 2017 03:46
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I started the way most fetish artists start: post a bunch of art, post on the forums and my profile saying that I'm accepting commissions, wait. My situation is just different because I didn't set hard boundaries mostly, and so word got out in the community that is draw whatever you'd like as long as the pay was good. Mostly at first I got a lot of cum fetishists/monster cock fetishists.
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Do you feel that this experience has left a lasting impression on your drawing style? You mentioned that you've gotten very good at... viscous liquids, anything else? Also: in the 2.5 weeks this thread has been up, how many goons have PM-ed you with requests?
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Dzhay posted:Do you feel that this experience has left a lasting impression on your drawing style? You mentioned that you've gotten very good at... viscous liquids, anything else? Mostly I just got a lot of practice, which was good for me in general. Also, none! I get more creepy messages from the selfie thread than I do from this. Everyone's been very respectful.
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Jul 25, 2017 13:24
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What was the most complex or intricate request you ever got? Also, what was the most chimeric OC you were asked to draw?
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Neurion posted:What was the most complex or intricate request you ever got? Lesseeeee... I think the one that was the most intricate was a 10-page long guro comic that was why I put a ban on all guro commissions. I don't like to talk about that one. The second most complex was probably the Monster-pony compilation someone ordered. They basically wanted all the different monster girl tropes- but as ponies. So like, goo-pony, plantmonster-pony, pixie-pony (which- aren't those just breezies?), that sort of thing. It was honestly pretty fun and you wouldn't think the finished work was a fetish art, because it was mostly just cute-rear end ponies but as different monsters. That one took the better part of a month to do. I still have some of them because I thought they were cute and innocent-looking enough to keep. The most chimeric OC... well, beecock guy was up there, but I think the prize has to go to this one guy that I think was trying to shove all his fetishes on one OC so he only had to commission me once. It was a dragon base (because of course it was. There's the big five fursonas in the furry community- Wolves, foxes, dragons, cats, bunnies, skunks.) But it had a cock that was a hybrid of a horse (flared head, very long), a dog (knotted), and a cat's (barbed). It had lactating breasts, was partially goo, was constantly dripping precum, was rainbow colored (of course. :heh: ), was a taur, (humanoid torso, quadraped back end, like a centaur), had a prehensile tongue, hermaphroditic and part jaguar. I got paid well for it, though.
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How the hell do you make a dragon with a humanoid torso and quadruped back, that's also part jaguar? Like, I genuinely can't picture how you can fit all that in a single organism.
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How about the most obscure organism for a furry commission? Are there any furry banded coral shrimp?
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jabby posted:How the hell do you make a dragon with a humanoid torso and quadruped back, that's also part jaguar? Like, I genuinely can't picture how you can fit all that in a single organism. I've made you a rough diagram to help you visualize.  Neurion posted:How about the most obscure organism for a furry commission? Are there any furry banded coral shrimp?
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Jul 26, 2017 03:30
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Sociopastry posted:I've made you a rough diagram to help you visualize. Zorak, no! 
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Jul 26, 2017 03:34
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Sociopastry posted:I've made you a rough diagram to help you visualize. So Jaguar body, human torso, dragon head? I could see that being in a D&D monster manual, y'know, dick aside
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cheetah7071 posted:So Jaguar body, human torso, dragon head? I could see that being in a D&D monster manual, y'know, dick aside man, 5e got weird.
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Sociopastry posted:There's the big five fursonas in the furry community- Wolves, foxes, dragons, cats, bunnies, skunks.) Really? Skunks? Is that what all the furries who like farts/BO end up being?
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pretty much, yeah. Bears happen too, but to a lesser extent. if you lump wolves and foxes into a "canid" category, you'd be looking at a top five of probably canids, horses, dragons, felines, bunnies, more "unatttractive" animals, like skunks, bears, ferrets, etc.
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Sociopastry posted:pretty much, yeah. Bears happen too, but to a lesser extent. if you lump wolves and foxes into a "canid" category, you'd be looking at a top five of probably canids, horses, dragons, felines, bunnies, more "unatttractive" animals, like skunks, bears, ferrets, etc.
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