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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Shrapnig posted:

The most Canada of goals.

A pay it forward at a Tim Horton's drive thru?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 00:39

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# ¿ May 28, 2024 05:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

At home, even :smithicide:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 20:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Swiiiiiiiiing and a miss

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 22:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Our set pieces look like we're playing 7v7 out there.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 22:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

San Zusi reference :getin:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 22:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Cool un-carded 2 handed shove there.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 22:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What a stupid goal to give up.

BEACH BALL!

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Jul 8, 2017

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 22:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT PANAMA? :psyduck:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Didn't realize Wondo was Panamanian.

Also jesus christ, can we sort out our back line maybe?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

We grabbed the wrong SKC defenders for this tourney. gently caress.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I didn't realize we were allowed to have the ball in Panama's half.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

sportsgenius86 posted:

Ahaha how the gently caress is that not a penalty

trem_two posted:

Ref is letting a lot go, this could get very CONCACAFy

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Barcenas got got by the field sniper

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

We didn't lose!
We didn't lose!
We didn't lose!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 23:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

poo poo, wrong thread

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 05:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Real Name Grover posted:

I have a feeling I'm going to emptyquote this a lot tomorrow.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 18:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Gigi Galli posted:

Ah wow, so it actually does sort of matter even though Canada won. Thanks.

Here's how bad it is:

Before the forfeit, the table looked like this:

code:

			Pts	G	W	L	D	GF	GA	GD
1. Canada		4	2	1	0	1	5	3	+2
2. Costa Rica		4	2	1	0	1	2	1	+1
3. Honduras		1	2	1	1	0	0	1	-1
4. French Guiana	1	2	0	2	0	2	4	-2

As long as Canada didn't lose by >2 goals to Honduras they remain top 2 in the group.

But now:

code:

			Pts	G	W	L	D	GF	GA	GD
1. Canada		4	2	1	0	1	5	3	+2
2. Costa Rica		4	2	1	0	1	2	1	+1
3. Honduras		3	2	1	1	0	3	1	+2
4. French Guiana	0	2	0	2	0	2	7	-5

A Canada loss + any result from Costa Rica (very likely) knocks them down to 3rd, where it's not guaranteed they advance.

They still control their own destiny, but the noose got a considerably tighter.

I will laugh my rear end off if this forfeit gets Honduras 1st place in the group.

e: I forgot that the top 2 third place teams advance

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jul 15, 2017

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 23:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Ticos already up 1-0.

lol, Malouda in attendance despite the ban, 0 fucks given

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 15, 2017

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 00:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Azerban posted:

its incredibly joke that the final games of the group stage aren't played at the same time but, concacaf

I'd be very curious to see how you'd have 2 matches happening simultaneously at the same stadium.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 00:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Took Costa Rica long enough

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 02:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

It'd be cool if instead of turning it over to Dr. Joe we didn't.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 03:25

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Canada sure trying to gift this game away

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 03:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Honduras just saved a goal for Canada there

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 04:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Those two dudes with the goal line clearances and the keeper deserve all of the drinks tonight from the rest of the team.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 04:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Couldn't they have put up 2 against them instead of us? smdh

So now the US needs to win by 3 in order to top the group (win GF tiebreaker at 3 goals) to play probably-Honduras, otherwise they'll take 2nd and face Costa Rica.

Also: Dempsey, Bradley, Altidore, Howard and Nagbe are supposedly going to be our reinforcements.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 23:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Please don't gently caress this up Hamid, I'd rather not see Guzan again.

Christ, it's really only his 3rd cap? :psyduck:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 16, 2017

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 00:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Me watching this game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f5fkrCTA

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 00:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

About loving time

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 00:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thassa penalty

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thassa save :shepicide:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

ALL THE CLOWNCAR GOALS! :black101:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

stab posted:

Hey nicaragua deflect more balls into your net

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

DO NOT LET DWYER TAKE THIS

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

JESUS loving CHRIST

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Can't wait to see us not score with a man advantage.

Nice form on the body check...if this was hockey.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

drat, an actual nice goal for a change.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

C'mon Pontius, pull the loving trigger.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

We didn't gently caress up!

Simone Poodoin posted:

Lorente motm imo

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 01:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

US reinforcements:

In
Dempsey
Bradley
Altidore
Howard
Nagbe
Gonzalez

Out
Guzan
Johnson
Bedoya
Roldan
Rowe
Dwyer

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 18:23

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Guessing it's less "where do we want to host this thing?" and more "who even wants to host this thing?"

Quarterfinal matchups:

US vs. El Salvador
Costa Rica vs. Panama
Mexico vs. Honduras
Jamaica vs. Canada

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jul 17, 2017

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 05:11

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