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try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
there once was a mark from nantucket
saw brock lesnar was champ and said gently caress it
he sat on his balls
ignored all his calls
and HHH told him to "suck it"

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Braun flipped ambulance
On top of Roman's body
Screams into abyss

Enzo surprises
Wins the match against big cass
By brutal beat down

Broken Matt's missing
Quick while TNA rebrands
copyrights? DELETE!

Little miss Bliss wins
Even though Sasha should be
The raw women's champ

Oh great flaming balls
Please squash my fears and give us
A decent show please

Also Golashes apparently I'm on the list twice for overall point count. That's weird

Spiffster fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Jul 9, 2017

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
i forgot how
to write a haiku
double double e

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Tag Team Wrestling Is
Not in a good place on Raw
gently caress The Revival

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Wyatt jobs again
Wyatt loses frequently
Because he is fat

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E
BEACHBALL 'MANIA
LET'S GO CENA. CENA SUCKS.
TEN... TEN... TEN... TEN... TEN...

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
WWE is bad
I don't watch their television
except the rap bit

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !




Did I do this right?

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

I still love you Bray
Hope a new big bearded guy
Helps you win again

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



In Summer's hot air
"1-2-3" goes the ref's count
Wyatt is pinned once more

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Why do I still watch
WWE
The booking is bad

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

even better

Why do I still watch
WWE
They support fascists

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Best built show in months
Juvenile Vince title
Maybe it won't suck

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Golashes posted:

MITB RESULTS

1 Mihi 70
2 Junpei Hyde 63
3 IcePhoenix 63
4 sticklefifer 63
5 TheRico 62
6 CVE 62
7 Benne 62
8 bartok 62
9 Teddybear 62
10 shiksa 62
11 Petit Gregory 62
12 Codependent Poster 62
13 Go RV! 60
14 Big Coffin Hunter 60
15 rare magic card l00k 56
16 Raskolnikov38 55
17 Achillesforever6 55
18 HerraS 55
19 The Croc 55
20 interpunct 55
21 ShakeZula 55
22 Senerio 55
23 nonrev 55
24 pen0r 55
25 GenericMartini 55
26 AlmightyPants 55
27 TTBF 54
28 MotU 53
29 Venomous 52
30 Forceholy 52
31 Cavauro 51
32 BWV 48
33 Numero6 48
34 Fentry 47
35 TV Zombie 46
36 Endless Mike 45
37 dear richard 44
38 Gumball Gumption 44
39 Pinwiz11 43
40 Chris James 2 41
41 ChuckDeNomolos 40
42 Evil Badman 40
43 extradite THIS! 40
44 TheJunkyardGod 40
45 Oh Snapple! 40
46 SamuraiFoochs 40
47 TKImpulse 40
48 Jerusalem 40
49 blasmeister 40
50 friendo55 39
51 Jetfire 37
52 bradzilla 37
53 Lazer 37
54 action shakespeare 37
55 spinst 36
56 Golashes 34
57 Ask me for warez 34
58 Vaguido 34
59 21 Hoot Salute 34
60 Tgacon 33
61 delfin 33
62 Ostentatious 33
63 Trip Larsen 32
64 biscuits and crazy 31
65 Xerzes 31
66 cheese sandwich 31
67 Eltoasto 30
68 Spiffster 25
69 Leggsy 25
70 Genericide 25
71 Shima Honnou 24
72 super macho dude 24
73 reach42 23
74 GeneX 23
75 Buzzsaw 23
76 fluffy bunnies 22
77 do it ironically 21
78 Digital Jedi 20
79 chirico cuvie 19
80 Metalocalypse 16
81 NilkNarf 14
82 Quasipox 12

OVERALL RESULTS
1 pen0r 197
2 achillesforever6 189
3 nonrev 176
4 Venomous 168
5 interpunct 167
6 Fentry 159
7 bartok 159
8 Teddybear 156
9 Mihi 146
10 Junpei Hyde 145
11 TheRico 144
12 AlmightyPants 142
13 Go RV! 142
14 extradite THIS! 140
15 CVE 139
16 Petit Gregory 138
17 Evil Badman 136
18 IcePhoenix 136
19 ShakeZula 134
20 TheJunkyardGod 133
21 dear richard 133
22 Endless Mike 133
23 rare magic card l00k 133
24 Benne 133
25 HerraS 132
26 MotU 131
27 sticklefifer 131
28 Gumball Gumption 129
29 BWV 129
30 Lazer 128
31 Raskolnikov38 126
32 Pinwiz11 125
33 shiksa 125
34 21 Hoot Salute 121
35 Buzzsaw 120
36 Oh Snapple! 119
37 TTBF 119
38 Vaguido 117
39 Senerio 117
40 The Croc 116
41 Genericide 112
42 biscuits and crazy 112
43 Jerusalem 112
44 Numero6 112
45 Trip Larsen 111
46 TKImpulse 111
47 cheese sandwich 110
48 super macho dude 109
49 Forceholy 109
50 bradzilla 105
51 Action Shakespeare 102
52 SamuraiFoochs 102
53 Xerzes 100
54 delfin 100
55 Chris James 2 98
56 Golashes 97
57 Jetfire 97
58 TV Zombie 97
59 Ostentatious 95
60 Quasipox 93
61 Tgacon 92
62 chirico cuvie 91
63 Cavauro 91
64 spinst 90
65 blasmeister 90
66 Striking Yak 88
67 try the new taco place 82
68 Big Coffin Hunter 81
69 Eltoasto 79
70 Spiffster 77
71 GenericMartini 75
72 Metalocalypse 72
73 friendo55 70
74 fluffy bunnies 69
75 cubone 67
76 Haven 67
77 Wazzu 67
78 Leggsy 65
79 Codependent Poster 62
80 4icnf 59
81 DoctorGonzo 58
82 NilkNarf 53
83 ask me for warez 49
84 Tricky Dick Nixon 46
85 SatoshiMiwa 44
86 Shima Honnou 44
87 Do it ironically 43
88 GeneX 40
89 reach42 40
90 ChuckDeNomolos 40
91 Ishin 39
92 Abraham Linksys 37
93 Bard Maddox 36
94 Dominus Vobiscum 32
95 Forceholy 32
96 MysticalMachineGun 32
97 Revenant Threshold 31
98 ThePariah 31
99 Spiffster 29
100 that dick! 29
101 reddevil 27
102 Tecnocrat 27
103 Sanguinia 26
104 TheHoosier 25
105 wandler20 25
106 Raskonikov38 24
107 thatguyclint 23
108 Fenrir 22
109 illcendiary 22
110 SilverMike 22
111 SteamyV 22
112 Vaah 22
113 Digital Jedi 20
114 LiquidCommunism 19
115 Blasmeister 18
116 dialhforhero 18
117 ijii 17
118 oh dope 17
119 sleepwalkers 17
120 flashy_mcflash 16
121 optimist with doubt 16
122 Frankenstein Dad 14
123 DigitalJedi 13
124 Wandler2o 12
125 Veryslightlymad 9

Hey Golashes, you
Have me down on the list twice
Please fix this mistake

CVE
Jan 27, 2012
There was once a man from the swamp
HIs booking was quite frankly, just dumb
The man is called Bray Wyatt,
and him winning will incite riots.
Thus WWE Execs think themselves smart,
to save us all they keep him and a win apart.

Buzzsaw
Oct 9, 2005

Cranium Deconstructor
Hellfire and brimstone,
It's KANE! drat him! drat that Kane!
The Big Red Machine.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Blasmeister posted:

Hey Golashes, you
Have me down on the list twice
Please fix this mistake

Filled out on your phone
iOS adds some spaces
I'll fix it later

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



The British Bulldog
"I'm Fooked!", during Summerslam
Bret Hart was better

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

There once was a young man called Punk
Who realised that wrestling stunk
Despite his old age
He fought in a cage
And lost because he's junk

Metalocalypse
Jul 29, 2006
Ambulance match starts
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET
Roman still wins, boo

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I hate roman reigns
I hate bray loving wyatt
please kill me raw sucks

nonrev
Jul 15, 2012




No one can beat Brock.
Only Goldberg can, sometimes.
Joe better beat Brock.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I should not watch this.
This company is quite bad.
Make Lesnar look strong.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



There once was a wrestler called Brock
Who got paid an awful lot
he showed up sometimes
to suplex some dames
but wouldn't fight off the clock

pen0r
May 28, 2004

I really DO heart to fart.
That's gotta be Kane
Came through hellfire and brimstone
drat him, drat that Kane

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President
Roman Reigns Fights Braun
The Monster Among Men Wins
Little dog poops pants

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Blasmeister posted:

Hey Golashes, you
Have me down on the list twice
Please fix this mistake

I brought some good news
You are now in fiftieth
Enjoy your new score

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Golashes posted:

I brought some good news
You are now in fiftieth
Enjoy your new score

Thank you for that, dude
Now I'm going to win for sure
Watch out psp

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009
Banks statement to face
Extensions taut under heel
Goddess Alexa

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
Samoa Joe for champ
I hope he chokes Lesnar out
Get lost steroid cheat.

Reigns will win after
Braun gets Superman punched through
the ambulance roof.

Bray Wyatt on Raw?
Really don't care about him
facing Seth Rollins.

Miz needs to retain.
Don't want Dean as IC champ.
Foochs will dislike me.

Neville/Tozawa
Summed up in five simple words:
HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH!

I think there may be
Other matches on the card.
Don't really care though.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Here comes pain for Joe
Coquina clutch, Brock blacks out
Let me dream, all right?!

Leggsy
Apr 30, 2008

We'll take our chances...
Money in the bank
Leggsy was in 69th place
Ni-i-i-i-ce

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Golashes posted:

I brought some good news
You are now in fiftieth
Enjoy your new score

I an also there twice
But I know you are busy
Take your time buddy :keke:

Seriously we do appreciate you doing this for us. It makes watching some of the worse ones a bit more enjoyable.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Two fight forever
But not K O and Sami
We get Dean and Miz

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


All these posts are good
But this ppv is poo poo
Cancel subscription

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Action Shakespeare posted:

AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH

:woop:

My dream show outcome
"I'm not finished with you yet"
Three hour rear end kick

Pinwiz11 fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 9, 2017

Buzzsaw
Oct 9, 2005

Cranium Deconstructor
Taker's neck no longer says "Sara",
Fun booking's like water in the Sahara,
When they start scrolling Twitter,
I head for the shitter,
To jerk off to memories of the Attitude Era

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Just look at that mass,
Look at the striations, wow
Vince got Strydom wood

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

try the new taco place posted:

there once was a mark from nantucket
saw brock lesnar was champ and said gently caress it
he sat on his balls
ignored all his calls
and HHH told him to "suck it"

Can we vote for best limerick and give this guy extra points? It's the best limerick.

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