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C-SPAM President who :thunk:
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The guy who posts nothing but cats in Trump Thread 34 38.64%
Al! 23 26.14%
Jeb! 31 35.23%
Total: 88 votes
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Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

stolen valor should be a nicolas cage movie about a plot to kidnap val kilmer

this but in a twist it turns into a Face/Off sequel

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



nic cage A: i want his face off... eyes, nose, mouth
val kilmer A: holy smoke thats strange

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
im told that there are conflicting issues and that the election commission will be looking into this sometimes soon~

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

im told that there are conflicting issues and that the election commission will be looking into this sometimes soon~

I love the way you run this ship, Lastgirl.


Then again, I've always been into disaster movies. :twisted:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
JEB! hired a team of 400lbs Russian hackers to rig the election but they just took his money and now he can't turn on his MacBook Pro baby without seeing this message saying "Send 1.2385 BTC to address ha4kbs1b4f47hga9q to release your data."

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

MaxxBot posted:

JEB! hired a team of 400lbs Russian hackers to rig the election but they just took his money and now he can't turn on his MacBook Pro baby without seeing this message saying "Send 1.2385 BTC to address ha4kbs1b4f47hga9q to release your data."

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Is Nate SHOOK again?!?!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

im told that there are conflicting issues and that the election commission will be looking into this sometimes soon~

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



nate was any more shooked he be eatin at arzy's

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
:siren: ELECTION ALERT :siren:

Though the CSPAM electoral commission continues to investigate the issues Lastgirl alludes to above (despite facing obstacles such as unresponsive voters, unhelpful officials, and possible not actually existing in the first place), polls will close at some point tomorrow in the early afternoon.

Jeb!
Feb 3, 2016

My dad is the greatest man I've ever known and if you don't think so we can step outside.

Jeb! has issued a correction as of 20:11 on Jul 16, 2017

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cant believe how excited i am for a thousand years of jeb! terror

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

punchymcpunch posted:

cant believe how excited i am for a thousand years of jeb! terror

Please clap citizen! Excitement is mandatory!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

MaxxBot posted:

Please clap citizen! Excitement is mandatory!

Weird Al will sing all national anthems.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



life began 250 years ago when The Big Clap killed the dinosaurs

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
:siren: ELECTION ALERT :siren:

The polls have closed! The most votes have gone to whomever the cat photo poster is, who is ineligible for office since I'm guessing that's supposed to be Powerball or someone completely made up or something. As such, with Jeb! coming in close behind it is clear that teh seensibl thinggggg fr3 ,fse

signal lost

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

jeb!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:golfclap:

Jeb!
Feb 3, 2016

My dad is the greatest man I've ever known and if you don't think so we can step outside.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Alright, alright, alright!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
:grin:

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Jeb! posted:



C-SPAM platform:
2 avocados, mashed
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 Tbsp lime juice
3 Tbsp minced red onion
2 jalapenos; stems and seeds removed, minced
2 Tbsp cilantro, finely chopped

6-hour probation for anyone adding tomatoes or peas


Peas? Sounds like grounds for capital punishment if you ask me

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


MaxxBot posted:

JEB! hired a team of 400lbs Russian hackers to rig the election but they just took his money and now he can't turn on his MacBook Pro baby without seeing this message saying "Send 1.2385 BTC to address ha4kbs1b4f47hga9q to release your data."

To be fair, it could be some fat guy in New Jersey NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE

eta: FAKE NEWS

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Oh and congrats to whoever won this I guess

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
diagnostic complete
signal temporarily restored

The CSPAM electoral commission has just reported that there are reasons to believe a large part of why the election results remain ambiguous is potentially due to meddling by the former administration.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Captain_Maclaine posted:

diagnostic complete
signal temporarily restored

The CSPAM electoral commission has just reported that there are reasons to believe a large part of why the election results remain ambiguous is potentially due to meddling by the former administration.

*:hai:ing Lastgirlically*

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
It's day-crew in America, again.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



democracy dies in darkness

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
no collusion

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

crazy cloud posted:

no collusion

collusion detection: off

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
no collusion no collusion yer the collusion

:hai:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

*:hai:ing Lastgirlically*

suspicious

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Jeb hasn't even taken residence in the executive mansion! Low Energy!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a MESS

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


*clapping*

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb! is a MESS

Jeb! is a WASTE

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