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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

bradzilla posted:

How would you feel about Joe punching Brock a few times, then getting suplexed several times, then F5, pin?

Cause you should probably expect that and be pleasantly surprised if it's anything else.

I'm trying to be at least a little hopeful that joe goes into business for himself and lands a few very stiff shots on Brock.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

bradzilla posted:

How would you feel about Joe punching Brock a few times, then getting suplexed several times, then F5, pin?

Cause you should probably expect that and be pleasantly surprised if it's anything else.

Its not like Joe has proven he can have a ***** match with a low cardio big guy who can't bump

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Its not like Joe has proven he can have a ***** match with a low cardio big guy who can't bump

yeah that definitely matters to Vince McMahon

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

bradzilla posted:

yeah that definitely matters to Vince McMahon

I always assumed Brock having zero effort matches was more Brock than Vince

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
goldust and r truth arent tonight?

well that sucks

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Brock can bump I just don't think he wants too. He is a selfish worker.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

by nose, mouth, or anus, i want to see blood in the brock matcg

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



last Joe match I can remember that had blood was the Takeover where he got super bloody against Balor and the match stalled cause they had to wipe him down and it kinda sucked the atmosphere out of it

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

a.lo posted:

i am hoping for blood with the brock/joe match. i mean they couldn't possible not have blood right

I assume hardway at the least, and would you want to get in the ring to try and clean up with those two?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The_Rob posted:

I'm trying to be at least a little hopeful that joe goes into business for himself and lands a few very stiff shots on Brock.

So Brock can totally beat the crap out of Joe?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I hope that joe gets squashed because it'll make for a better thread.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


An ironman tag match

Between two teams that 50/50'd a 2 out of 3 falls match

One team of which is comprised of two members who 50/50'd a best of 7 series

I wonder how this match will be booked....

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a.lo posted:

by nose, mouth, or anus, i want to see blood in the brock matcg

brock: look i know how to do this, randy was just a one off

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

bugs Keep going in my mouth and im laughing about it and saying "duh" as well as flipping off the air around me while violently shaking, to troll them.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

So Brock can totally beat the crap out of Joe?

Hell yeah!!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
samoa joe is a fat loser and he's going to lose tonight, fatly

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Excellent OP

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

thanks for making a poll without a comedy option, jerusalem, you BIG DORK

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

dromal phrenia posted:

thanks for making a poll without a comedy option, jerusalem, you BIG DORK

he included the Dean/Miz match

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im watching Uncle Buck and holy gently caress that family is awful.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

thanks for making a poll without a comedy option, jerusalem, you BIG DORK

did the OP get hit by a great ball of fire because its dry as fukk

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

I liked them better when they were funny

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

get excited fellas because I am going to post a lot tonight! FOR THE PPV GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!


With all of you, my great wrestling friends that I love!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Midnightghoul posted:

I liked them better when they were funny

yeah every op for these sorts of things were funny except this o ne

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
thread title for great balls of fire not even having an attempt at a joke feels like a personal attack . i'm shook

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


too much effort in the op for a wwe ppv

all wwe ppv ops should be done by doctor gonzo for the kind of quality they deserve

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

great balls of fail

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

this PPV sounds good on paper so it'll probably be bad

but if its good i can be happily surprised and if its bad i can ROAST those wwe fuckers and really show them whats what!

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm gonna put my balls of fire in your mouth

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Do not even ask posted:

too much effort in the op for a wwe ppv

all wwe ppv ops should be done by doctor gonzo for the kind of quality they deserve

Thank you for your vote of confidence my friend my thread would have been a career retrospective on Jerry Lee Lewis and a history of 50s rock and roll. This thread is fine but needs more rock and roll.

And they used Jerry Lee after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ttYVduLV-s

Maybe this ppv wont suck?

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 9, 2017

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I'm hungover and haven't followed the product in a few months. I also have a new bank card, so I guess it's 'free trial sunday' as I have no other plans.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the comedy option in this poll is voting for dean ambrose to have a better match than anyone

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EL BROMANCE posted:

I'm hungover and haven't followed the product in a few months. I also have a new bank card, so I guess it's 'free trial sunday' as I have no other plans.

Im glad that you are joining us friend. Drink lots of water or more beer but please dont drink and post. This is VERY SERIOUS thread.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Alcohol and Fire DO NOT MIX

alcohol and balls mix in a lot of ways but throw fire in there and hoo boy

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
The card for this actually looks good... how will it be spoiled? Any guesses?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

Alcohol and Fire DO NOT MIX

alcohol and balls mix in a lot of ways but throw fire in there and hoo boy

replace ot with this

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Spiffster posted:

The card for this actually looks good... how will it be spoiled? Any guesses?

all the matches are going to have poo poo finishes and after each one i will clap and bark like a trained seal

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

dromal phrenia posted:

all the matches are going to have poo poo finishes and after each one i will clap and bark mark like a trained seal

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
wrestling is bad
wrestling is bad
if you like wrestling
you also are bad

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Spiffster posted:

The card for this actually looks good... how will it be spoiled? Any guesses?

alexa wins after sasha banks poops herself and slips on her own poop

finally vince will get someone to do that farting gimmick justice

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