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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Technically this will be the best Great Balls of Fire PPV you've ever seen.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

great biug Balls!

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Pinwiz11 posted:

#WWEBalls

Sadly they changed the hashtag to #WWEGBOF

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
heh

balls

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Does this mean it's Otunga Time on Raw again, because I'm not sure if I've made more peace with Booker.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

they couldnt even get the audio on for her saying "goodness gracious"

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Saint Freak posted:

Technically this will be the best Great Balls of Fire PPV you've ever seen.

yeah but it's also the worst!!!

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Renee's blush is either terrible or she's a little lit already. (Not that I'm shaming or complaining)

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2mgUMaXg1Y

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

Memes on WWE.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Braun better win because he's good and cool now

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Great Grapefruits of Fire!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

its still bullshit that some people dont have cool logos for their car intros

YASSS BRAAAAAAUUUUUUN


if roman reigns don't come out fat as hell, I hope Braun force feeds him a bucket of lard and rolls him into the ambulance

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Why do you know what it's like to marry a 13 year old

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

dang that ref could have gotten crushed by that collapsed ring

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i wish earthquake was still alive

then there's someone to promote whole lotta shakin goin on

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I really hate that there are enough matches on this show to give it the possibility of being really good. I feel like word got back to Vince that everyone railed on the name so hard that they were determined to make it a good show so people would have to reminisce fondly about it.

Also, balls.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
There are few other careers he could've pursued with a name like Brawn Strongman so I'm glad this worked out for him.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Do you wonder why Lawler & JLL are friends?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the big dog stands tall but not wide, so soon he shall not stand

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

great brauns of fire

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Will this be the time they decide to do the double turn where Braun becomes the heel and Roman becomes face?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDb45z_2jbE

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

not having roman spear braun from inside the back of the ambulance is further evidence that WWE doesn't know how to book anything well at all

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



This needs to somehow end with Braun Strowman tearing apart an Ambulance piece by piece

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
"these two always have good matches"

thank god braun can carry roman

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



WHY THE gently caress is the set literally not a big burning ball of fire x 2

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

im looking up 50s slang and somebody better say "Cmon snake, lets rattle"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

21 Hoot Salute posted:

This needs to somehow end with Braun Strowman tearing apart an Ambulance piece by piece

he starts eating it and forces roman to eat it too and then he just stares into roman's eyes and says to him this will never end but it was all for nothing because roman died

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

21 Hoot Salute posted:

WHY THE gently caress is the set literally not a big burning ball of fire x 2

giant vince mcmahon teabagging a burning oil drum

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

21 Hoot Salute posted:

WHY THE gently caress is the set literally not a big burning ball of fire x 2

It probably was until they realised that the logo on the poster was a dick

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Testekill posted:

Do you wonder why Lawler & JLL are friends?

they both love burgers¿

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOg_6s_Qdak

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

dromal phrenia posted:

part of me is glad you're here, and part of me is still wary. BUT I SHALL ERR ON THE SIDE OF FUN!

thus, welcome to the ppv thread! lets see some half-naked people get beat up for our enjoyment! i hope its good, and if it cant be good, i hope it will be ridiculous


and i think my 50's lingo is limited to "cool your jets, daddy-o!" but its not a contest without a prize, so give someone an av cert for, uh, most ridiculous 50's-style post

:glomp:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


found your theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=png-JFDCjVU

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



The incidental music makes me feel like I'm trapped in a maze of penny slots...

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

21 Hoot Salute posted:

WHY THE gently caress is the set literally not a big burning ball of fire x 2

Taker got that guy fired.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


plus you're on team BRAAAAAAAAUN so we get to roar together as he beats the hell out of roman reigns

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
seth rollins loving sucks

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