Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Goddamn, this Roman/Braun feud is really getting out-of-hand.

quote:

A self-proclaimed �monster among men,� convicted of sexually assaulting a 6-month-old Muncie girl, has apparently changed his mind about pursuing a new trial.

[...]

"I�m the big dog."

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 18:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 05:36

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Spiffster posted:

Is it weird that I think Titus is actually in a good gimmick and just needs a few more superstars (at least one competent one) to do a decent run? I just like what he's been doing lately

Titus Brand is a good gimmick.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 00:50

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Man, that new Cass theme is loving horrible.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 01:44

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Is Kurt Angle: Homecoming better than Spider-Man: Homecoming?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 01:45

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I don't understand what Cesaro's gimmick is anymore.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 01:47

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

That Which Squeaks posted:

That's a great combo entrance.

AND THE FUSION POSE

wtf when did they start doing the fusion pose?

What's their combined name? Shesaro?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 01:49

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

gently caress it, I'm muting the Network and just listening to this on loop for the remainder of the match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA5C_S6bW-w

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 01:58

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:02

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Alexa's hair is the perfect shade of blonde.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:25

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Ahahahaha, I love that Alexa's go-to move is to dislocate her own loving elbow, goddamn

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:33

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Alexa's lookin' real cheeky tonight.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:35

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Alexa Bliss is the only person in the world who could make Sasha Banks look normal-sized.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:38

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I don't know how that move works. Did Sasha do a standing backflip while carrying Alexa?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:40

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Oh, that's a loving dumb finish. I mean, the idea itself is fine I guess, but for Sasha to be held off with that little jab?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 02:43

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Six matches in, the heel has gotten what he or she wanted six times.

Roman's Going Over

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:04

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

THE GOON WAS RIGHT

IT'S THE BIG FAT DOG

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:12

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

"HE MAY BE OUT"

*Roman is clearly up, eyes wide open*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:28

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

A FACE FINALLY WON

GODDAMN, A FACE FINALLY WON

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:32

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Wait holy poo poo is this actually a heel turn?

He just abused like a random health care worker

Edit: HE JUST TRIED TO KILL HIM, C'MON HE'S A HEEL

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:33

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

What the gently caress why are they split-screening this with a loving Curt Hawkins match?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:36

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Is this like a pissbreak match they just added to give Joe/Lesnar a break?

Was this even on the card?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:37

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

This is car-crash wrestling (literally) and I loving love it.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:38

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

who were those bodacious babes behind kurt

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:43

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

https://twitter.com/Uptomyknees/status/884242969963790336

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:50

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

GOOD START

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:56

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

pressedbunny posted:

Samoa Joe seems like one of the few people in wrestling who could legit take Lesnar in a fight, and though we all know Brock is holding the belt 'till WM, I'll still gladly watch these few minutes of him getting murdered before the inevitable.

There are like three people on the planet who could legit take Lesnar in a fight. I do agree that he would do better than the vast majority of the roster.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 04:02

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Aw.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 04:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 05:36

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Unless that really was a Roman heel turn, this PPV literally went 8-for-8 on heel finishes.

(Slater obviously doesn't count)

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 04:05

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