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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Do it ironically posted:

ok hear me out this makes no sense but i think dana is hot and thicc she can flex her biceps over me any day :love:

her wrasslin is horrible tho

:yeah:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Big Cass? More like BIG TRASH!!!

Seriously, though, he's going to be so loving boring as a singles wrestler.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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So, I guess Enzo's gonna win, huh?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The commercials during the pre-show matches make me so sad.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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a.lo posted:

i hope cena interferes tonight

in which match?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I want Tozawa and Crews to feud with Sheamus and Cesaro.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Goodness gracious!!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Well, if they wanted to tank my interest in this show immediately, they're doing a great job.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Is this match over yet?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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a new study bible! posted:

Has Bray Wyatt ever done a Juggalo tie-in?

Insane Clown Posse are too cool for him.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Shima Honnou posted:

Bray's really let himself go he seems fatter than ever.

Maybe if he gets fat enough, he'll stop being so loving awful.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Haha. The crowd is so stunned that Bray actually won and they absolutely do not give a poo poo.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I hope this match is at least hilarious in its badness.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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So what balls are going to be involved in this finish?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DoctorGonzo posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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that promo was e-fed as gently caress

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Dango Bango posted:

Oh God they made Cass completely generic :lol: :lol:

I love that not only did they give him the worst music ever, but they also had him just walk slowly to the ring with his fist in the air and a dookie face.

Hahaha. "They were a very successful tag team. Tag team gold...was in their future."

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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haha what a loving turd

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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beergod posted:

enzo gets hurt a lot so he can't really make a career of being a little dude who takes massive bumps constantly

he might as well be someone's advocate like paul heyman

You know who could really use an advocate? Big Cass.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

Spider-Man: Homecoming is basically a 2 hour Newspaper Spider-Man movie, so no NOTHING is better than Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Holy poo poo. Really? I must go see this ASAP now.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

He legit knocks himself out jumping into the roof of a truck :xd:

Between this and the commercial I saw with him beating up guys in Avengers Halloween masks, I am suddenly very hyped.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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shiksa posted:

just keep letting sheamus and cesaro get falls make it like 10-0

boo. this match sucks now.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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They should do a Spiderman movie based on the newspaper storyline where Moleman marries Aunt May.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jackie D posted:

Cesaro and Sheamus Blew a 3-1 Lead

Oh God. This is what they're doing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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All these sports references are totally a prelude to them doing the 3/1 lead thing and they will absolutely not shut up about it for the next month on Raw.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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That was a really good 17 minute match stretched to 30.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I really enjoy sneaky trick finishes being a big part of Sheamsaro's gimmick.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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God dammit. You can't act like you haven't done that spot before you loving idiots.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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dromal phrenia posted:

ive probably said this before, but while i wish alexa was better in-ring, i do like how much of her offense is just MEAN. She didn't do a crazy suplex on the apron, she just yanked sasha's back and shoulders onto it. then she stood on her and repeatedly stomped the back of her head. its not even the stuff that wins matches, it's just stuff that would suck for someone to do to you

It's unique and, thus, good.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I thought that was the finish, so good job, guys.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I don't like that they've given Alexa a stupid nickname that they run into the ground, but, uh...it's not wrong.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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My favorite part of the Punjabi Prison is that you can't see what the gently caress is happening in the match.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Miztourage is so good.

Also, please do not tell me "The Boogeyman is coming" and then not deliver on The Boogeyman.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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BIG DOG EATS MY rear end

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Hahaha. Holy poo poo the drop on those crowd mics.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Slammy splat goes Reigns!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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how are there people that don't love Braun?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Haha. I'm going to go back and read all of the pages I missed, but that ambulance thing was the funniest, dumbest and best thing ever. My girlfriend, who isn't in to wrestling, came into the room and couldn't stop watching it. Please give us more dumb poo poo like that.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Right in the Great Balls.

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